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The Unanswered Question!

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The Lesson Officially beings!

Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Naruto - Published: 2012-10-19 - Updated: 2012-10-19 - 4464 words

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"How do they take out the milk?" Shizune repeated. Naruto nodded in response.

"Umm..." Shizune thought about it a moment, "Well, cows have udders that are like a woman's breasts. The udders give milk to the cow's young and any excess milk is gathered by the farmers."

Naruto nodded in understanding, or at least, he pretended to understand. He had no idea what an udder was. "So does that mean cows don't have uh, have breasts?" Naruto asked, to which Shizune gave him a blank look. Did the boy not understand anything she just said? Then again, it was a legitimate question. Technically, they weren't breasts. Maybe Naruto was smarter than he looked.

"N-No, they don't... Naruto." Shizune still didn't quite believe he understood, but why make that known to him?

"All right." Naruto said. Afterwards came a pause in their conversation. Naruto seemed to have a look of interest, but he was actually pretty unsure of what to ask. Shizune on the other hand was nervous and just wanted everything to be over. Over so that she could go home and relax... and possibly relieve any stress within her.

"OK..." Naruto said, completely bored out of his mind now.

"OK.." Shizune repeated, though she had no idea why. Maybe through all this nervousness, she was actually bored too. Maybe.

Then, Naruto realized something. "Hey Shizune?"

"Yes?" Shizune replied.

"I think I've figured out how babies eat, but I still don't know how they're made you know. Like... you know... how?" Shizune gulped, she knew she would have get to this point sooner or later. But for the love of kami, she wished it didn't need to happen!

"W-Well uh... where should I start?" Shizune said as she poked her fingers together, much like a certain Hyuuga heiress. This of course, inadvertently caused her to reveal her breasts once again.

"Whoa..." Naruto said as he suddenly became captivated by the cute, embarrassed look on Shizune's face. And maybe possibly because her breasts were showing also. A funny feel suddenly overcame Naruto. It started somewhere in his stomach... then it went down, way down. Naruto suddenly felt the urge to cover up his groin area when he felt something get bigger.

This action went didn't go unnoticed and Shizune looked and she knew what was happening, and she was seriously hoping that she was wrong.

"W-What is i-it N-Naruto?" Shizune asked, her heart for some reason beating faster all of a sudden.

"Umm... I really don't k-know. I mean... ahh. I think Jiraiya tried e-explaining me this once, b-but I didn't want to listen. It was probably something p-perverted anyways." Naruto explained, trying suddenly to fight back a sudden urge to...

"I-It's not perverted!" Shizune suddenly blurted out, and when she realized that, her face turned an awesome red!

"Eh? What do you mean it's not?" Naruto exclaimed, completely surprised by what Shizune said.

"No! I-I-It's natural! It's how babies are born... it's sex" Shizune said the last part softly, but since Naruto was paying a attention, he heard it.

"Sex? Jiraiya told me something about that I think..." Naruto put his on on his chin, trying to remember, "I think he said it felt really good, or something like that. Something about 'knocking up girls' and 'putting a kunai into a shuriken'. He also said..." Naruto was suddenly cut off when Shizune knocked him to the ground. She didn't mean it, all she really wanted to do was put her hands on his shoulders, but she was angry by the fact that Jiraiya could say such a horrid, untrue thing to Naruto!

Once on the ground, Shizune, in righteous fury, yelled, "Don't listen to him Naruto! Sex is not just 'knocking up a girl' or 'kunai in shuriken'!"

"I-It's n-not?" Naruto asked, a bit afraid of the current Shizune. Though since her breasts were pressed against his chest, he felt like...

His thoughts, and any actions he might have thought of doing, were cut off when Shizune continued her righteous rant, "NO! It's about... it's about." Shizune, paused, trying to think of the right words. Anything she said know could affect any future actions that Naruto might take. That's when her eyes met Naruto's and suddenly, she knew what to say, "I-It's about being with the one you love... a-and to share your most i-intimate secrets and feelings. T-To be together and become one and if Kami allows it, to have a baby." Shizune couldn't resist anymore, she became overwhelmed by her feelings and urges as she closed the distance between them and landed a good, solid kiss.

Naruto, nonetheless, was so utterly surprised, that he didn't even think of reciprocating. He couldn't, he was too shocked. Never had he been kissed before and yet, it felt really nice. But, before he could dwell anymore on these thoughts, Shizune suddenly pulled back and briefly touched her fingers to her lips. She looked down to see the stunned Naruto and suddenly felt a rather hard thing touching against her thigh...

She gasped—part surprise, part embarrassment—and tried to get up. Suddenly, she came crashing back down as Naruto pulled her, and once again, Shizune's lips met Naruto's. Now it was Shizune's turn to be surprised. Surprised that Naruto had the courage to do that and surprised that it could feel... so good. Naruto's kiss, it was a bit... funny. She almost giggled, Naruto's kisses were so pure and innocent. He didn't even bother moving his lips or using his tongue like an experienced person would. But to Shizune, it felt magnificent in its own right.

Moments passed by and the two were still in their awkward, but blissful kiss. Naruto didn't know what to do next, but his instincts kept telling him to do something. So instead of resisting, Naruto followed their orders and... he squeezed Shizune's breasts.

"ohmm..." Shizune moaned into his mouth, sending enticing chills down his spine. He squeezed once more and got the same reaction, only this time, Naruto felt like moving his hips forward...

Suddenly, Shizune's morals kicked in, telling her that this was completely wrong. They told her that Naruto was only a boy and that this could mess up Naruto's mind. She wanted to ask herself how, but she was more inclined on agreeing rather than arguing. She quickly pulled back, but not before going back a giving a quick kiss to Naruto.

"I'm sorry Naruto, I-I don't know what came over me." She got up, breasts still exposed. She realized this and quickly rearranged her kimono so that they were covered once again. A small frown appeared on Naruto's face which Shizune noticed. This oddly made her feel... wanted... and attractive. She fought to suppress a blush from appearing on her face again. She shook her head, and took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down. That's when she heard Naruto's voice.

"Is that... how someone begins to make a baby?" Naruto asked, still trying to figure out his original questions and now the questions that were running through his mind.

Shizune's heart beats faster momentarily, oddly getting excited at the chance of telling Naruto how babies are made; and the possibility of showing Naruto how babies are made. The blush she had been suppressing earlier came full force as her face turned completely red. She would have been overcome by her lusts if her morals hadn't help her keep her sanity. Or was it that her morals fought to hide her true self?

She took another deep breath, trying to calm herself down as much as possible before speaking, "Y-Yes Naruto. I-I suppose that's h-how it starts..." Then she suddenly became aware of her right hand. Almost as if it had a mind of its how, her hand traced the breast that Naruto's hand had squeezed making her whisper a small 'oh'. Then suddenly, that hand squeezed and this time, she felt a sudden heat increase in her 'southern regions' and it felt like something was about to burst...

Naruto, through all of this, was staring with fascinated, entranced eyes. He completely ignored the growing problem in his pants and opted to stare at what Shizune's hand seemed to be doing. Then he heard Shizune gasp and for some reason, her knees bent and touched each other. Naruto was completely confused, something had happened and he couldn't understand. It frustrated him when he couldn't understand something! All he noticed was that Shizune's breath suddenly seemed eratic, that her face was red, and something gooey was running down her leg. Wait a minute...

"Kyah!" Shizune suddenly screamed, startling Naruto. She suddenly ran and opened a door and went behind it. Apparently, it was not the right room since she came through that same door again and looked for a different door. Shizune opened another door and without a moment to spare, she entered it. It was the right one since she did not come through that same door again. Naruto noted that it was the bathroom door. He began to wonder what Shizune was doing in there. Well, there could only be one logical solution, she was using the bathroom. That's what Naruto figured out anyways. But moments passed. Seconds turned into minutes, and those minutes turned into a half hour. By this time, Naruto had already gone to get some ramen cups to eat. He sat on the bed, waiting for Shizune. From time to time, his ears would perk as he could hear Shizune moan softly, whimper, or make any other noise of similar nature. Every time he heard one of these noises, his heart would beat faster and a 'bulge' would appear on his pants. Why was his body reacting like this? Naruto did not know and he REALLY wanted to find out.

Suddenly becoming impatient, we went to knock on the door. "Oi! Shizune! Are you ok?"

"Y-Y-YES!" Shizune moaned out.

"U-U-Umm... ok then..." Naruto then walked back to his bed and sat rigidly on the side of it. The way she had said 'yes', it send chills down his spine and caused his mind to become a bit hazy. He shook his head, trying to clear it. Through all of this, he was becoming a bit impatient and...

Suddenly, the door flew open and Shizune came out. Her breath was heaving and she was panting lightly. A small bit of sweat trickled down the side of her face and rested on her chin just for a bit before falling to the ground. Her skin seemed to glisten a bit as the light came through the window reflected off sweat. This caused Naruto's growing problem to come back full force.

"I-I-I'm sorry N-Naruto! I have t-to go home!" Shizune quickly said, still embarrassed about what she had done in Naruto's bathroom. She walked quickly, trying to get out of Naruto's apartment. Just as she was about to leave his room, She heard Naruto call out.

"Wait Shizune! Where are you going?" Naruto's voice sounded worried, though Shizune didn't know why.

"I'm g-going home Naruto. I uh, need to rest." Shizune knew it was a pathetic excuse, but in someway it was true. She was a bit tired from her activity. But the real reason was that she felt that she couldn't face Naruto. Not the way she is now. She had to regain her self-control first before she could talk to Naruto face to face again. If she hadn't done her activity, who knows what she would've done to Naruto?

What would she have done to Naruto, she wondered. This in turn, caused her to blush. She knew what she would've done to Naruto and it caused her to become excited again. She bit her lip, she didn't want to think about it or rather, she SHOULDN'T be thinking of she thinking of doing such a thing with a boy! That's what her morals were telling her anyways. Her libido was telling her a different story. She snapped out of her thoughts when suddenly appeared right in front of her. "Yo! Shizune? You kinda left me there for a bit."

Shizune gasped, but managed to make a reply, "S-Sorry, I guess this whole thing of e-explaining has gotten me a bit n-nervous."

Naruto looked at Shizune whose head was hung in what he supposed was embarrassment? Or maybe she was scared? Whatever it was, Naruto made it his mission to make her feel better. "Ne Shizune?" Shizune looked up and met eye-to-eye with Naruto. Those clear, soft blue eyes eased some of the tension within her.

"It's ok, I don't need to know this. I mean, I can learn it some oth-" Naruto was cut off when Shizune put her finger on Naruto's lips, which caused Naruto to blush.

"It's ok Naruto. I just... wasn't ready for this. But this is an important lesson. I uh, w-would like to t-teach you if you'd just give me a moment of rest." Unconsciously, she was grasping her Kimono at her heart. Maybe it was to calm her rapidly beating heart?

Naruto put a hand behind his head as he said, "Umm... sure. So... I guess I'll see you tomorrow? Or...?"

Shizune smiled, thankful that Naruto could be so understanding. "It doesn't have to be until tomorrow... I just need some rest. Maybe later on in the evening." An idea suddenly popped up in head and it caused her cheeks to be tainted a pink color. "Ne, Naruto?"

"Yea?" Naruto replied.

"Maybe later on, we could grab something to eat? Before we have our conversation?" Shizune's blush intensified a bit towards the end, but she became glad when Naruto agreed.

"Thank you so much Naruto!" Shizune scared Naruto a bit with her enthusiasm, but he guessed that this was better than the way she had been acting earlier, all nervous and whatnot. Shizune then realized something, "Naruto, do you know where I live?"

Naruto thought about it for a moment, "I think I do. I could always just go ask Obaa-chan where you live if I don't remember."

Shizune nodded happily, "Ok! So I'll see you around 7?"

Naruto replied, with a smile on his face, "Sure." Why he smiled, he didn't know. He was just happy that he was going to be eating together with Shizune rather than eating alone.

Alone.

That one word triggered something in Naruto, but he fought hard to suppress it. Naruto couldn't tell what it was. It could've been happiness since for the first time in a long time, he would be eating with someone else. Or it could've been sadness from remembering all those dark and lonely lights, with broken lights barely illuminating his room. Whatever it was, Naruto forced his mind to banish away those thoughts, which was a sign of his strong will.

Shizune caught a flicker in Naruto's aura, but as soon as she was able to detect it, it disappeared. She wondered what it was but for some reason, she felt like she wanted to hold Naruto. She wondered why her maternal instincts had suddenly kicked in. Then, the mere thought of holding Naruto made her feel warm and as an odd effect; calm.

However, the silence between them now was starting to make Shizune nervous so with an "I'll be going now" she left Naruto's room. As she opened the door to exit the apartment, she gave one last look over her shoulders and she caught Naruto staring at her leaving form. With a blush, she smiled at Naruto, then closed the door behind her. That smile caused Naruto's heart to melt and he couldn't help but feel a sudden spurt of joy!

Looking forward towards the evening, Naruto went to his closet to find something to wear. 'Ok! What do I have to wear?' Naruto thought as he cleaned out his room, 'let's see... orange black, orange black, black and orange... I have nothing...' Naruto sighed, not being able to find anything wear made him about a wear of his clothing for the first time. His current clothes weren't something to impress people with, they were just something to wear. He didn't have anything meant for just normal day to day activities. Naruto hung his head in disappointment, he really didn't want to go shopping since most of the villagers still detested him, even if he was proving himself a decent ninja. They would probably overprice his clothing.

Naruto sighed, then as he looked up, his eye caught something somewhere in the back of his closet. He leaned forward to get a better view. It seemed to be a box. A box that he had no idea how it got there. He shook it, which would've been a bad idea had it been something expensive. Nothing seemed to be inside so he did the next logical solution, he opened it. Inside were some clothes. He picked them up and unfolded them. First off was a dark blue shirt with sleeves that went up to his elbows, then his Uzumaki Spiral in a bold, red color just above the stomach and on his right sleeve. Putting the shirt aside, he checked to see if there was anything else inside the box. He then found a sleeveless jacket. He put it on and he guessed that it wasn't meant to close since it had no zipper or buttons. It was a bit stylish, well... to Naruto's sense anyways. Instead of an all orange jacket, the top half was blue with the collar and the bottom half of the jacket orange On this inside it was all black with slightly darker, vertical lines.

Naruto then checked to see inside the box to see if there were any pants, but tragically, there weren't any. They only thing else that was inside were a pair of black wristbands with the Uzumaki Spiral on them. So the only thing Naruto could do now was to... search some more in his closet. He got on his knees and started searching the bottom of the closet. He then came across a pair of white shorts with extra pockets, but he didn't think that it would go well with the clothes he was going to wear. Just as he was about to give up his search, something fell on his head. Taking off the article of clothing from his head, he found out that they were a pair of black pants. He got out of his closet and stood up, checking to see if the pants fit him. And they did. Happy that he found what he was going to wear, he shed his clothes so that he could put on these new ones.

Just as he was about to take of his pants, he heard someone gasp from behind it. He turned around to see a blushing, yet angry Sakura. Uh-oh...

"NARUTO!" Sakura screeched!

"W-What! I didn't do anything! We just met!" Naruto defended himself, while trying to put on the rest of his clothes as quickly as possible.

"You're undressing in front of a lady!" She justified.

Then Naruto noticed something strange... "Hey... what are you doing inside my apartment? Isn't it rude to enter someone else's home without permission?"

Sakura blushed out of embarrassment. Had Naruto just won an argument? It couldn't be... nope! She had something up her sleeve.

"It was your fault you left it open! Anyone could've come in and robbed you!" Sakura retorted.

Naruto frowned, she had no idea how many times he had been robbed and nearly killed in his sleep. He would never leave his door open and he always kept some traps laying around in case they tried it again.

"I didn't leave it open." Naruto replied with a slightly sour look.

Sakura put her hands on her hips and said with a snarky tone, "Oh yea? Then who did it Mr. Smartypants?"

Naruto shook his head, slightly irritated. "It was Shizune."

Sakura's look suddenly became blank. The words that Naruto had just said, she didn't seem to comprehend it. A girl was in NARUTO'S bedroom? Impossible! Especially not one as professional as Shizune. This angered Sakura, Naruto must've done something to her!

"What did you do to her Naruto!" She screamed.

Naruto, for the first time, wasn't scared, but rather pissed. "Damn it Sakura! Keep your panties on! We didn't do anything! All we did was talk about how to make babies!"

Sakura was taken back by Naruto's words. Never had he been irritated with her. That must mean something, she thought. But what could it mean?

"Jeez, calm down Naruto! I was just asking a question." She said exasperatedly.

Only one word ran through his mind and it was was filled with spite towards Sakura. That word was 'Fuck you Sakura.' Then, Naruto shook his head. He wasn't normally prone to such dark words, but he felt that he had to fight back. Sakura was always taking things to far even when the evidence was right in front of her. Was she some psychotic person that found enjoyment in yelling and putting down others? Maybe she was compensating for the fact that she was a crappy ninja. The only thing that made her special was her super strength and possibly her healing. She was in no way as good, kind, and wonderful as Shizune. Shizune... he remembered that he had to get ready since he was going to meet her in just a few hours. This calmed down Naruto's pulsing, angry heart.

"I'm sorry Sakura, but I don't have time for you. Please leave. I need to get ready." Naruto was hoping that Sakura would just leave, but she just stood there with an unbelieving look.

"I came to do you a favor and this is how you treat me?" Sakura was really starting to get pissed. What was wrong with Naruto today?

Naruto's fist unconsciously formed into a fist, then it relaxed to its normal position. Naruto had to close his eyes for a moment, which puzzled Sakura. It was a good thing he had closed his eyes or else she would've seen them flash red for an instant. Naruto knew this feeling, it was anger. Pure, sweet, adrenaline-induced anger. He wanted nothing more than strike his pink-haired teammate. But that wasn't Naruto, that was his inner demon. Naruto mentally chuckled at that, he gave a whole new meaning to the phrase 'fighting your inner demon'.

"Done acting strange Naruto?" Sakura said impatiently.

The anger flooded him again and he could feel his canines lengthen. That's when he took another breath, he knew it would be a bad idea to go Kyuubi here. So, he replied to Sakura with as much patience as he could muster, "Yea, I'm done acting strange. What do you want?" It wasn't calm enough since there was a cold undertone.

Sakura could feel the hostility in his voice, but decided not to add fuel to the fire. But she was still irritated nonetheless by Naruto's less than friendly attitude. "I was going to help teach how to make babies."

Naruto shrugged, not really feeling like talking to Sakura. With a cold edge in his voice, he replied, "Oh? So you finally decided to do something nice for me for a change? What brought on the change of heart?"

Naruto's face soon hit the floor as Sakura became fed up with Naruto's 'attitude' and punched him hard. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She yelled, "Why are you acting this way? Wh-" She was cutoff when Naruto's eyes stared back her, his normal soft blue eyes were now sharp; containing malice and an accusative look to them. His voice was also sharp and had held a bitter edge, "Gee, I wonder why too. Do you think you can help me?"

Sakura steamed and became angry, she realized that he was insinuating that she was the problem. "Fine! If you don't want my help, I'm leaving!" Sakura then stormed out of his room and out of his apartment. Naruto finally got up and dusted off his clothes.

'About fucking time' was all Naruto could think of. The amount of relief he felt once she left surprised him. Did he really hold that much hostility towards her? He shook her head, he knew she deserved it. But his mind kept nagging at him, telling at him that he should have at least been able to tolerate her. He however, fought against it. Everyone always let her do anything she wants and when she didn't get her way, she would always get mad unless someone showed her definite proof or knocked some sense into her. That's how he fought back.

Naruto gave a sigh as he rubbed his sore jaw. All this tension and the adrenaline within had caused him to sweat a little. He decided that he needed to take a shower before going to meet Shizune. Naruto then went to the bathroom and shut the door behind him and proceeded with doing just that, taking a shower.

12.3421 minutes later, Naruto was finished with his shower. He dressed himself with the clothes he found and went into the kitchen afterwards. There was still a lot of time left. He looked on the clock on his microwave and sighed, it was only 5:20. He decided that he would have a little snack before eating with Shizune. So he pulled out 8 medium-sized ramen packets in the microwave and turned the microwave on. He sat down, waiting for the ramen to cook. A lot was going through his mind. First off was the baby question which never got answered. Hopefully it'll get answered tonight. Then there was Shizune. Well, nothing bad happened with Shizune. In fact, he enjoyed his time with Shizune a lot! He grinned in a silly manner, it seemed that thinking of Shizune gave him a fuzzy, ticklish feeling in the center of his heart. His time with her was... an odd one, but a happy one. Though many of the things she had done confused him and caused him to have a tent in his pants. He figured that Shizune would explain after dinner. Next on his mind was Sakura. Sakura... she...

DING!

The microwaved signaled that the ramen was finished cooking and Naruto quickly ran to it, opened it, and took out the piping hot ramen. Even burning his hands, he did not drop it tell he made it to the table. There he blew air on his hands, trying to cool them down as pools of tears formed at the corners of his eyes. He opened one lid cautiously and the smell overwhelmed him, looks like it was time to dig in!
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