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Total Drama Extreme
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Story Start
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Chris burst into the room with a piece of paper. All of the other campers were awake and waiting for the stubborn members of Chaotic Foxes still awake to fall asleep."AND IT'S OVER!" he shouted through his megaphone, jerking everyone out of their sleep. Everyone groggy and grumpily glared at Chris, waiting to hear what he had to say.
"But right after that, one other camper fell asleep! And that camper was…
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…GWEN!"
The Screaming Gophers all let out moans and groans. Did they really have to rub it in? They know that the foxes one already."That's right! Naruto has won it for this team!"
Naruto entered the room, looking quite delirious. ''Why are we still heeeeeeere?''
"That means that the Screaming Gophers will be attending the bonfire ceremony later tonight! Pick your favorite loser to send home!"
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Confession Cam
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Naruto speaks, ''Super Kami Guru demands pie.''
And now we come to Cody. ''I'm voting for Noah…just because I don't trust him sleeping in the same room with me anymore.''
Speaking of which. ''I vote for Cody for reasons I'd rather not bring up.''
The Screaming Gophers were at the bonfire ceremony later that night, each one looking nervous. Kuiinshi was drinking some Hennessy as he watched Chris prepare to hand out the marshmallows to the campers.
"When I call your name, come claim your marshmallow. The camper that does not receive one will walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave Total Drama Island…and you can't come back…EVER!" Everyone winced at this word. "Heather! Lindsay! Trent! Nice job today! Come claim your marshmallows!"
All three walked up to Chris and claimed their marshmallows. "Beth! Katie! You're safe!"
The two girls sigh in relief as they walked up to get their marshmallows.
"Tyler! Justin!" Chris called. Tyler and Justin sighed as they claimed their treats.
Owen, Cody, and Noah began to sweat profusely…Owen more than the others. "There are only two marshmallows left. You three received a few votes," Chris explained as he enjoyed watching the tension rise between the three remaining campers.
"The next marshmallow goes to…
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…Owen!"
"WHOO HOO!" the fat kid shouted as he caught his marshmallow.
Cody and Noah became even more nervous as they glared at one another."Cody…Noah…this is the final marshmallow," Chris barely whispered.
The cameraman got a shot of Noah's nervous face…then Cody's squeezed fists in front of his sweating face as he awaited Chris to give his answer. "The last marshmallow goes to…
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…Cody!"
Cody let out a sigh of relief as he caught his marshmallow.
"Are you kidding me?" Noah demanded as he watched Cody grab his treat.
"Sorry Noah…or should I say, lover boy?" Chris laughed. Immediately, the other campers began to laugh at Noah…except for Cody, who looked embarrassed.
"Sorry dude," Trent taunted. "But I don't plan on being your next one night stand!"
"Whatever I'm out of here," Noah scoffed as he headed for the dock of shame. He heard a military marching theme play in the background as he walked towards the boat of losers. When he entered the boat he was scared shitless to come face to face with Kuiinshi.
''Why hey there smart boy.''
''But, you were...'' the Indian-Canadian trailed back off to the dock.
''Never mind that logic,'' the dark-skinned man replied dismissively. ''How would you like some payback on your team mates?'' he asked as a smirk formed on Noah's face and he began rubbing his hands in a Saturday morning villain matter.
''Oh I would like that very much.''
It was the next day and the campers were herding into the arena.
Chef was wearing a referee uniform. I could already tell that this wasn't going to be an Academic Bowl.
Duncan was the last to enter, the sleepless nights obviously taking its toll on him. "Wake me up," he threatened, "and it'll be the last thing you do."
Chef blew his whistle, catching their attention.
Chris began. "Today's challenge is the classic game of Dodgeball. The first rule of Dodgeball is...'' and Chris yammered on about the history and rules, most likely to hear his own voice.
After he finished explaining the game, Lindsay spoke up. "So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?" At this time, Geoff threw the ball Chris instructed him to throw, and Chris deflected it back at Lindsay, who got knocked down.
"You're supposed to dodge!"
Lindsay slowly got to her feet, a noticeable bruise on her otherwise flawless face.
Chris then informed the Chaotic foxes that they needed to have at least one person sit out every game, due to the fact that we they outnumbered the Gophers. And since Kuiinshi was a douche-bag he used a rigged game of picking a name out of the hat for Naruto to be chosen out for all five games. Every member of each team would be allowed at least two substitutions for a game and one person from each team would be required to play each game.
The two teams were then allowed to come up with a strategy before the game began. ''Okay, we can't get Lazy. The chaotic Foxes have an all around more athletic team. With their team leader excluded, that leaves Eva as the biggest threat, so take her down.'' Heather ordered.
The first round was about to start. Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Owen, and Cody took the floor first.
"Bring it on, Furries!" Heather taunted the other team. "You have a stroke a luck the last two games, but its time for you to be back on bottom where you belong.''
On the other side was Harold, DJ, Eva, Tyler, and Harold. ''What was that you skinny little...'' what followed Eva's mouth was bleeped out.
"Both teams ready?" Chris asked, but before they could reply, he continued. "Best of five games wins. Now, let's dodge some ball!"
Owen charged and took out DJ, earning cheers from the Gophers Owen and Cody high-five only for the large boy to be promptly taken out by the muscular girl. ''Never let your guard down fat stuff!''
Harold walked up to the middle line, standing face to face with Heather. "Time to unleash my wicked skills."
"Yeah?" Heather challenged. "Let's see you try it nerd.''
Harold did some poses, which were supposed to be intimidating apparently, and slammed the ball at the floor. It bounced a few times and rolled slowly toward Heather, who picked it up.
Harold started running, squealing in a rather high-pitched voice, in the opposite direction, before getting knocked down by a hard throw by Heather. He landed on the ground face first with an audible thump.
The Gophers team cheered once again. The celebration was short-lived, however, as Lindsay got hit in the face, again, by a dodge ball and by none other than Eva.''Did you idiots forget what I said already!" Heather berated them, whose penchant for insults had become second nature to her.
The round was nearly over. All Heather and Cody had to do was take out DJ and Eva. Though between the two dodge balls thrown, the former deflected the first one without thinking and leaving the second one to hit her in the gut.
''Well this shouldn't take long.'' Naruto replied as he yawned and stretched out his hands. ''Hopefully those surfing skills of yours translate into agility and flexibility, Bridgette was it?'' he asked, striking a conversation with his beautiful fellow blonde.
''Yeah,'' she replied with a friendly smile. ''I've never played Dodgeball so I wouldn't know.'' she admitted. ''You and your brother don't get along well, do you?'' she asked as he chuckled.
''It depends on your definition.'' he began. ''Though its not like we hate each other. How about you?''
''I'm an only child. I always wanted a younger sibling, but everyone always told me 'no you don't.'' she explained as Naruto began chuckling.
''Well from what I'm seeing so far you seem like you would be a cool big sis.'' he replied with grin. Cody was straight out slaughtered by Eva finishing the first round.
''Well, looks like its my turn to step in.'' Bridgette said, getting up.
''Hey! Earn us a win.'' Naruto cheered her on.
"GREAT GASBY, THAT IS IT!" Owen suddenly shouted from the court. Owen basically went psycho and grabbed every ball he could get his hands on, and took out the Bass team.
First was Geoff, taking a ball to his head which resulted in Chris doing a replay. Several times in very specific frames of Geoff being pelted in the face.
Followed by a two hit combo hit between Courtney and Gwen followed shortly by Bridgette being nailed in the eye. And by some freak miracle even Eva was nailed when the ball bounced off the arena and nailed her in the back of the head.
''You alright?'' Naruto asked,helping Bridgette up and wincing upon seeing the nasty bruise on her head.
''Now I know why I never played this game.'' she groaned, clutching the back of her head.
''Wait right here,'' Naruto said before quickly speeding off. A few minutes later Naruto returned with an ice pack.
''Where'd you get that from?'' she asked as Naruto knowingly smiled and answered, 'I have my ways.'
Elsewhere back at Kuiinshi's trailer where a shit load of smoke was coming from. ''I was going to go court before I got. Oooh whoo oh. I was going to pay my child support but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck and I know why. La da da. Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got high!''
Back with the arena, the Gophers cheered on the big guy, who chuckled modestly. "I don't know what got into me."
''I think the swelling is going to go down in a day or so.'' he said before taking out a towel and wrapping up the ice pack. ''K is lazy and puts off buying none food items and something tells me this thing might leak. So it doesn't ruin your hair.'' he said, giving it to Bridgette who placed it on
her eye.
''Thanks,'' she smiled at him. ''You really are a thoughtful guy.''
Upon seeing the scene Courtney let loose a fierce growl and hurled the Dodge ball so far she simultaneously three shot three members of the Gophers with a single dodge ball.
''Come on folks! Two to one! It's still anyone game. Whoever knocks out the most people gets a steak din-ner!'' Chris called out. Owen's nose flared and his eyes lit ablaze.
''I want that DIN-NAR!'' Owen roared. And that's when things heated up. The score soon became four in the Gopher's favor with the foxes going on three. Mainly the result of a rather brutal throw from Owen incapacitated Eva, taking away the majority of the team's power.
Courtney began giving the team a pep talk. ''This is hopeless,'' she brought her hand to her cheek. ''Okay this is really bad. One more game and we lose the challenge. And quite frankly I don't want to renew a losing streak. We can't let that happen people.''
''Substitution.'' Naruto's voice soon echoed from the court. He moved away from one of the camera techs who was playing back today's footage. ''Now I went over the contract and one of the things that is legally binding is K enforcing the rule of exact words on his part. Now he was going to use this irony to screw over the contestants, but in fact its a two-edged swords. I was supposed to sit out for all five games. And with the two of you having your creative differences and the fact that you're counting each match as its own game, I am technically allowed to enter the following games as the further rules you enforced Chris means I have to play all the remaining games until either team wins.''
''Very conniving and thought out. Either way one team will suffer and I do enjoy suffering,'' Chris ponder on it for a moment. ''I'll allow, you're in fox guy.'' The Foxes promptly cheered and the Gophers groaned.
'Good thing I took K's classes of word play,techno-babble and general bullshit,' Naruto thought as he called a time out and called his team over. That included kicking Duncan off the bench he was sleeping.
''Hey you shit. You must be cruis..'' the delinquent was cut off as Naruto sweep kicked him.
''Shut up and listen. We're down from a win by two points and the other team is a point away from victory. Also I did the numbers and you score at least eight out of ten on the other team in the next two games and you'll get a steak dinner.''
''Better be a damn good steak.'' Duncan grumbled. ''But we'll use my strategies.''
Naruto rolled his eyes. ''Alright then mohawk. What do you have in mind?''
''Its called, rush the new guy.''
Naruto, Duncan, Courtney, Leshawna and DJ took the field.
Opposite was Owen, Justin, Codie, Beth, Heather.
''Follow my movements and echo,'' Naruto remarked as the Gophers confidently tossed the balls. ''Like the river,'' he said as they mimicked his sway to the side. The balls bounced off the box arming his team. As a unified force the balls wailed on Owen, rendering him knocked the fuck out.
The Gophers did their best to be quick, passing the ball between their members before handing off to Heather and letting it fly. Harold hopped over the ball, which rolled to Courtney who scooped it up and let it flew and tagged out Cody.
Two balls flew over Naruto's head who simply ducked. Scooping it up he let it flew as it skimmed over Heather's head. 'Damn suppression seal.' though he knew it was the only way he could play fair.
Courtney was nailed by Beth leaving herself wide open to Naruto's retribution. The other team though began focusing their efforts and decide to go for the bigger threats. They didn't hesitate to tag out Duncan who wasn't able to dodge all three of the balls. Though the Gophers were only able to last for so long before they were overpowered.
Soon the final round came around. With most of his team already exhausted from so many rounds, Courtney and DJ were substituted for Gwen and Harold.
The Foxes were once more put on the defensive. The Gophers were playing a little smarter, using the majority of their team to play defense and go for catching the balls instead of trying to strike out the foxes meaning relying on the Gophers, who had more substitutions than the foxes and as a result slightly fresher players was no longer something they could rely on.
Own let the ball fly, for a moment everyone thought he overdid it, only for it to bank shot off the roof and nail Bridgette in the back. All and all by unbelievable luck, and Naruto was sure it was luck as the boy was just as surprised the game was becoming even closer. And with a combination of this new tactic and the others being straight forward they once again focused on Duncan who was surprisingly slippery.
That was until trying to defy the law of psychics nonsense of one of the Gophers throwing a ball and attempted to shoot it forward with another ball distracted him long enough to be hit.
Naruto decided to pull some Sheningans of his own, throwing the balls in the direction of the Gopher's team, causing them to scream and duck as it flew over their heads and bounced off the walls and heading towards Beth and Katie. Out of nowhere Cody dove in front of Katie to protect her from being hit. And got hit in the crotch.
"AGH!" he yelped as he went down, holding he crotch in pain, somehow still aware of the fact that he will probably never, ever be able to father children. He whimpered in pain and rolled on the floor for a few seconds before finally quieting down. He still could barely move at the moment, so Chris had to pull me off the court.
''My bad little guy!'' Naruto shouted from the other side of the court. He then turned to Gwen who looked like she was about to doze off. That of course left her as a target for Heather. ''Gwen! Look out!'' he shouted, causing for her to jolt up and throw up her hands, inadvertently catching the dodge ball before being sent to the ground.
''What...that is such...'' Heather raged.
''Huh?'' Gwen replied, a bit dazed.
''FOR THE STEAK!" Owen declared as he started letting the balls fly again. Gwen was quickly knocked leaving and Harold versus Owen. Suffice to say Naruto realized why the shinobi of his world never used suppression seals. Because when they suppressed your power they really freaking suppressed.
A quick time out was called as Naruto called Harold over to discuss something that couldn't be heard. When the game was back on the latter began calling out to Owen.
''Come on...I bet you can't hit me!'' he taunted, being ignored by Owen as the glasses wearing boy's dodge ball's skills were rather abysmal.
''Sorry dude... but you have to go down.'' the blond remarked holding up four balls in his beefy hands. He let them fly towards the blond who was moving behind Harold. With impressive inhuman dodging Harold wasn't nailed by a single ball which pass by him. One, two, three the balls fell towards the ground and bounce. ''It's over!'' Naruto shouted as he scooped up one of the balls and launched it at Owen who caught it. The Gophers exploded in cheer, assuming they had already won with only Harold left only for the ball be knocked out of Owen's hand.
''Whoa! And with a stunning upset! The Chaotic Foxes have won!'' Chris announced.
''WHAT!" Heather angrily exclaimed. ''That's bull Chris. Owen wasn't hit nor was his ball was caught. How can he be out.''
And with that grin of his Chris began explaining. ''According to the Intramural rules of Dodge ball, causing an opponent to drop a live ball as a result of contact by another thrown live ball counts as an out. And since Owen caught Naruto's thrown ball before it contacted the ground, another player or ball. I'm pretty that's how it goes. If not, then big whoop. You have plenty of chances to win later.'' he said as the Foxes began to cheer.
''That losing streak doesn't look all that flattering on you.'' Courtney taunted Heather who was repressing murderous urges.
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CONFESSION CAM
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''Sleeeep.'' Gwen groaned before she conked out.
Eva, with the top part of her head bandaged began to speak. ''Tubby better watch it. If I catch him alone...'' she let out a growl and punched her hand into her first.
Harold, grinning proudly began to talk. ''Told you all I had the mad skills. Go team fox! Go team fox!''
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CONFESSION CAM ENDED
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The Gophers found themselves at the dock of shame. Only Tyler and Lindsay, the two worst contestants of today's events were on the chopping block.
Chris turned to the final two contestants. "The final marshmallow goes to…" he paused for an overly long dramatic effect for Heather lashed out at him to get it on already.
"…Lindsay."
It was obvious by Tyler's face that he did not see that coming. ''Oh man? You're kidding?'' he groaned. ''Well guys, kick some fox butt for me.'' he added before he was led down the dock.
Down at the dock Tyler was lugging his luggage on to the boat. ''Tis a shame you didn't get to show off your talents.'' a voice from the shadows startled him.
''W-Who's there?'' he asked as Kuiinshi stepped out from the shadows.
''Would you, like a chance to prove yourself?'' he asked as Tyler blinked and hesitated for a moment. ''You mean, staying in the game?'' he asked as Kuiinshi nodded and smiled.
''You'll need a bit of training. Let's say about five more cast members elimination worth.'' he cryptically answered.
Tyler didn't need all that long to ponder. ''Okay,'' he shrugged. ''I'm in.''
It was the next morning and the campers were finally getting to their day of rest. Naruto decided to take the moment to cultivate his vegetable garden. ''Well this is interesting.'' he looked up to see it was Bridgette. ''Is that a vegetable garden?'' she asked as Naruto nodded.
''Yeah, one of the things in the contract was that we were allowed to bring any useful items or goods as long as twenty percent of what it was is donated to the show. And if that means some fresh vegetables for our food then why not?'' he said as Bridgette crouched down and looked at it. ''So what are you growing?''
''Corn, Potatoes, Yams...'' he listed off. ''You seem really interested.''
''I'm a vegetarian.'' she said as she watched him remove unhealthy leaves. ''Kind of funny, you think I would know how to grow and maintain plants.''
''I can show you, if you want?'' he suggested as Bridgette smiled.
''I'd like that.'' she said as he began explaining to her the basics of maintaining one own's vegetable garden.
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Teams
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Chaotic Foxes: Naruto, Courtney, Gwen, Geoff, Bridgette, Leshawma, Harold, DJ, Duncan, and Eva
Gophers: Beth, Heather, Justin, Cody, Katie, Lindsay, Owen, and Trent.
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Narutox?
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Story Start
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Chris burst into the room with a piece of paper. All of the other campers were awake and waiting for the stubborn members of Chaotic Foxes still awake to fall asleep."AND IT'S OVER!" he shouted through his megaphone, jerking everyone out of their sleep. Everyone groggy and grumpily glared at Chris, waiting to hear what he had to say.
"But right after that, one other camper fell asleep! And that camper was…
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…GWEN!"
The Screaming Gophers all let out moans and groans. Did they really have to rub it in? They know that the foxes one already."That's right! Naruto has won it for this team!"
Naruto entered the room, looking quite delirious. ''Why are we still heeeeeeere?''
"That means that the Screaming Gophers will be attending the bonfire ceremony later tonight! Pick your favorite loser to send home!"
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Naruto speaks, ''Super Kami Guru demands pie.''
And now we come to Cody. ''I'm voting for Noah…just because I don't trust him sleeping in the same room with me anymore.''
Speaking of which. ''I vote for Cody for reasons I'd rather not bring up.''
The Screaming Gophers were at the bonfire ceremony later that night, each one looking nervous. Kuiinshi was drinking some Hennessy as he watched Chris prepare to hand out the marshmallows to the campers.
"When I call your name, come claim your marshmallow. The camper that does not receive one will walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave Total Drama Island…and you can't come back…EVER!" Everyone winced at this word. "Heather! Lindsay! Trent! Nice job today! Come claim your marshmallows!"
All three walked up to Chris and claimed their marshmallows. "Beth! Katie! You're safe!"
The two girls sigh in relief as they walked up to get their marshmallows.
"Tyler! Justin!" Chris called. Tyler and Justin sighed as they claimed their treats.
Owen, Cody, and Noah began to sweat profusely…Owen more than the others. "There are only two marshmallows left. You three received a few votes," Chris explained as he enjoyed watching the tension rise between the three remaining campers.
"The next marshmallow goes to…
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…Owen!"
"WHOO HOO!" the fat kid shouted as he caught his marshmallow.
Cody and Noah became even more nervous as they glared at one another."Cody…Noah…this is the final marshmallow," Chris barely whispered.
The cameraman got a shot of Noah's nervous face…then Cody's squeezed fists in front of his sweating face as he awaited Chris to give his answer. "The last marshmallow goes to…
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…Cody!"
Cody let out a sigh of relief as he caught his marshmallow.
"Are you kidding me?" Noah demanded as he watched Cody grab his treat.
"Sorry Noah…or should I say, lover boy?" Chris laughed. Immediately, the other campers began to laugh at Noah…except for Cody, who looked embarrassed.
"Sorry dude," Trent taunted. "But I don't plan on being your next one night stand!"
"Whatever I'm out of here," Noah scoffed as he headed for the dock of shame. He heard a military marching theme play in the background as he walked towards the boat of losers. When he entered the boat he was scared shitless to come face to face with Kuiinshi.
''Why hey there smart boy.''
''But, you were...'' the Indian-Canadian trailed back off to the dock.
''Never mind that logic,'' the dark-skinned man replied dismissively. ''How would you like some payback on your team mates?'' he asked as a smirk formed on Noah's face and he began rubbing his hands in a Saturday morning villain matter.
''Oh I would like that very much.''
It was the next day and the campers were herding into the arena.
Chef was wearing a referee uniform. I could already tell that this wasn't going to be an Academic Bowl.
Duncan was the last to enter, the sleepless nights obviously taking its toll on him. "Wake me up," he threatened, "and it'll be the last thing you do."
Chef blew his whistle, catching their attention.
Chris began. "Today's challenge is the classic game of Dodgeball. The first rule of Dodgeball is...'' and Chris yammered on about the history and rules, most likely to hear his own voice.
After he finished explaining the game, Lindsay spoke up. "So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?" At this time, Geoff threw the ball Chris instructed him to throw, and Chris deflected it back at Lindsay, who got knocked down.
"You're supposed to dodge!"
Lindsay slowly got to her feet, a noticeable bruise on her otherwise flawless face.
Chris then informed the Chaotic foxes that they needed to have at least one person sit out every game, due to the fact that we they outnumbered the Gophers. And since Kuiinshi was a douche-bag he used a rigged game of picking a name out of the hat for Naruto to be chosen out for all five games. Every member of each team would be allowed at least two substitutions for a game and one person from each team would be required to play each game.
The two teams were then allowed to come up with a strategy before the game began. ''Okay, we can't get Lazy. The chaotic Foxes have an all around more athletic team. With their team leader excluded, that leaves Eva as the biggest threat, so take her down.'' Heather ordered.
The first round was about to start. Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Owen, and Cody took the floor first.
"Bring it on, Furries!" Heather taunted the other team. "You have a stroke a luck the last two games, but its time for you to be back on bottom where you belong.''
On the other side was Harold, DJ, Eva, Tyler, and Harold. ''What was that you skinny little...'' what followed Eva's mouth was bleeped out.
"Both teams ready?" Chris asked, but before they could reply, he continued. "Best of five games wins. Now, let's dodge some ball!"
Owen charged and took out DJ, earning cheers from the Gophers Owen and Cody high-five only for the large boy to be promptly taken out by the muscular girl. ''Never let your guard down fat stuff!''
Harold walked up to the middle line, standing face to face with Heather. "Time to unleash my wicked skills."
"Yeah?" Heather challenged. "Let's see you try it nerd.''
Harold did some poses, which were supposed to be intimidating apparently, and slammed the ball at the floor. It bounced a few times and rolled slowly toward Heather, who picked it up.
Harold started running, squealing in a rather high-pitched voice, in the opposite direction, before getting knocked down by a hard throw by Heather. He landed on the ground face first with an audible thump.
The Gophers team cheered once again. The celebration was short-lived, however, as Lindsay got hit in the face, again, by a dodge ball and by none other than Eva.''Did you idiots forget what I said already!" Heather berated them, whose penchant for insults had become second nature to her.
The round was nearly over. All Heather and Cody had to do was take out DJ and Eva. Though between the two dodge balls thrown, the former deflected the first one without thinking and leaving the second one to hit her in the gut.
''Well this shouldn't take long.'' Naruto replied as he yawned and stretched out his hands. ''Hopefully those surfing skills of yours translate into agility and flexibility, Bridgette was it?'' he asked, striking a conversation with his beautiful fellow blonde.
''Yeah,'' she replied with a friendly smile. ''I've never played Dodgeball so I wouldn't know.'' she admitted. ''You and your brother don't get along well, do you?'' she asked as he chuckled.
''It depends on your definition.'' he began. ''Though its not like we hate each other. How about you?''
''I'm an only child. I always wanted a younger sibling, but everyone always told me 'no you don't.'' she explained as Naruto began chuckling.
''Well from what I'm seeing so far you seem like you would be a cool big sis.'' he replied with grin. Cody was straight out slaughtered by Eva finishing the first round.
''Well, looks like its my turn to step in.'' Bridgette said, getting up.
''Hey! Earn us a win.'' Naruto cheered her on.
"GREAT GASBY, THAT IS IT!" Owen suddenly shouted from the court. Owen basically went psycho and grabbed every ball he could get his hands on, and took out the Bass team.
First was Geoff, taking a ball to his head which resulted in Chris doing a replay. Several times in very specific frames of Geoff being pelted in the face.
Followed by a two hit combo hit between Courtney and Gwen followed shortly by Bridgette being nailed in the eye. And by some freak miracle even Eva was nailed when the ball bounced off the arena and nailed her in the back of the head.
''You alright?'' Naruto asked,helping Bridgette up and wincing upon seeing the nasty bruise on her head.
''Now I know why I never played this game.'' she groaned, clutching the back of her head.
''Wait right here,'' Naruto said before quickly speeding off. A few minutes later Naruto returned with an ice pack.
''Where'd you get that from?'' she asked as Naruto knowingly smiled and answered, 'I have my ways.'
Elsewhere back at Kuiinshi's trailer where a shit load of smoke was coming from. ''I was going to go court before I got. Oooh whoo oh. I was going to pay my child support but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck and I know why. La da da. Because I got high! Because I got high! Because I got high!''
Back with the arena, the Gophers cheered on the big guy, who chuckled modestly. "I don't know what got into me."
''I think the swelling is going to go down in a day or so.'' he said before taking out a towel and wrapping up the ice pack. ''K is lazy and puts off buying none food items and something tells me this thing might leak. So it doesn't ruin your hair.'' he said, giving it to Bridgette who placed it on
her eye.
''Thanks,'' she smiled at him. ''You really are a thoughtful guy.''
Upon seeing the scene Courtney let loose a fierce growl and hurled the Dodge ball so far she simultaneously three shot three members of the Gophers with a single dodge ball.
''Come on folks! Two to one! It's still anyone game. Whoever knocks out the most people gets a steak din-ner!'' Chris called out. Owen's nose flared and his eyes lit ablaze.
''I want that DIN-NAR!'' Owen roared. And that's when things heated up. The score soon became four in the Gopher's favor with the foxes going on three. Mainly the result of a rather brutal throw from Owen incapacitated Eva, taking away the majority of the team's power.
Courtney began giving the team a pep talk. ''This is hopeless,'' she brought her hand to her cheek. ''Okay this is really bad. One more game and we lose the challenge. And quite frankly I don't want to renew a losing streak. We can't let that happen people.''
''Substitution.'' Naruto's voice soon echoed from the court. He moved away from one of the camera techs who was playing back today's footage. ''Now I went over the contract and one of the things that is legally binding is K enforcing the rule of exact words on his part. Now he was going to use this irony to screw over the contestants, but in fact its a two-edged swords. I was supposed to sit out for all five games. And with the two of you having your creative differences and the fact that you're counting each match as its own game, I am technically allowed to enter the following games as the further rules you enforced Chris means I have to play all the remaining games until either team wins.''
''Very conniving and thought out. Either way one team will suffer and I do enjoy suffering,'' Chris ponder on it for a moment. ''I'll allow, you're in fox guy.'' The Foxes promptly cheered and the Gophers groaned.
'Good thing I took K's classes of word play,techno-babble and general bullshit,' Naruto thought as he called a time out and called his team over. That included kicking Duncan off the bench he was sleeping.
''Hey you shit. You must be cruis..'' the delinquent was cut off as Naruto sweep kicked him.
''Shut up and listen. We're down from a win by two points and the other team is a point away from victory. Also I did the numbers and you score at least eight out of ten on the other team in the next two games and you'll get a steak dinner.''
''Better be a damn good steak.'' Duncan grumbled. ''But we'll use my strategies.''
Naruto rolled his eyes. ''Alright then mohawk. What do you have in mind?''
''Its called, rush the new guy.''
Naruto, Duncan, Courtney, Leshawna and DJ took the field.
Opposite was Owen, Justin, Codie, Beth, Heather.
''Follow my movements and echo,'' Naruto remarked as the Gophers confidently tossed the balls. ''Like the river,'' he said as they mimicked his sway to the side. The balls bounced off the box arming his team. As a unified force the balls wailed on Owen, rendering him knocked the fuck out.
The Gophers did their best to be quick, passing the ball between their members before handing off to Heather and letting it fly. Harold hopped over the ball, which rolled to Courtney who scooped it up and let it flew and tagged out Cody.
Two balls flew over Naruto's head who simply ducked. Scooping it up he let it flew as it skimmed over Heather's head. 'Damn suppression seal.' though he knew it was the only way he could play fair.
Courtney was nailed by Beth leaving herself wide open to Naruto's retribution. The other team though began focusing their efforts and decide to go for the bigger threats. They didn't hesitate to tag out Duncan who wasn't able to dodge all three of the balls. Though the Gophers were only able to last for so long before they were overpowered.
Soon the final round came around. With most of his team already exhausted from so many rounds, Courtney and DJ were substituted for Gwen and Harold.
The Foxes were once more put on the defensive. The Gophers were playing a little smarter, using the majority of their team to play defense and go for catching the balls instead of trying to strike out the foxes meaning relying on the Gophers, who had more substitutions than the foxes and as a result slightly fresher players was no longer something they could rely on.
Own let the ball fly, for a moment everyone thought he overdid it, only for it to bank shot off the roof and nail Bridgette in the back. All and all by unbelievable luck, and Naruto was sure it was luck as the boy was just as surprised the game was becoming even closer. And with a combination of this new tactic and the others being straight forward they once again focused on Duncan who was surprisingly slippery.
That was until trying to defy the law of psychics nonsense of one of the Gophers throwing a ball and attempted to shoot it forward with another ball distracted him long enough to be hit.
Naruto decided to pull some Sheningans of his own, throwing the balls in the direction of the Gopher's team, causing them to scream and duck as it flew over their heads and bounced off the walls and heading towards Beth and Katie. Out of nowhere Cody dove in front of Katie to protect her from being hit. And got hit in the crotch.
"AGH!" he yelped as he went down, holding he crotch in pain, somehow still aware of the fact that he will probably never, ever be able to father children. He whimpered in pain and rolled on the floor for a few seconds before finally quieting down. He still could barely move at the moment, so Chris had to pull me off the court.
''My bad little guy!'' Naruto shouted from the other side of the court. He then turned to Gwen who looked like she was about to doze off. That of course left her as a target for Heather. ''Gwen! Look out!'' he shouted, causing for her to jolt up and throw up her hands, inadvertently catching the dodge ball before being sent to the ground.
''What...that is such...'' Heather raged.
''Huh?'' Gwen replied, a bit dazed.
''FOR THE STEAK!" Owen declared as he started letting the balls fly again. Gwen was quickly knocked leaving and Harold versus Owen. Suffice to say Naruto realized why the shinobi of his world never used suppression seals. Because when they suppressed your power they really freaking suppressed.
A quick time out was called as Naruto called Harold over to discuss something that couldn't be heard. When the game was back on the latter began calling out to Owen.
''Come on...I bet you can't hit me!'' he taunted, being ignored by Owen as the glasses wearing boy's dodge ball's skills were rather abysmal.
''Sorry dude... but you have to go down.'' the blond remarked holding up four balls in his beefy hands. He let them fly towards the blond who was moving behind Harold. With impressive inhuman dodging Harold wasn't nailed by a single ball which pass by him. One, two, three the balls fell towards the ground and bounce. ''It's over!'' Naruto shouted as he scooped up one of the balls and launched it at Owen who caught it. The Gophers exploded in cheer, assuming they had already won with only Harold left only for the ball be knocked out of Owen's hand.
''Whoa! And with a stunning upset! The Chaotic Foxes have won!'' Chris announced.
''WHAT!" Heather angrily exclaimed. ''That's bull Chris. Owen wasn't hit nor was his ball was caught. How can he be out.''
And with that grin of his Chris began explaining. ''According to the Intramural rules of Dodge ball, causing an opponent to drop a live ball as a result of contact by another thrown live ball counts as an out. And since Owen caught Naruto's thrown ball before it contacted the ground, another player or ball. I'm pretty that's how it goes. If not, then big whoop. You have plenty of chances to win later.'' he said as the Foxes began to cheer.
''That losing streak doesn't look all that flattering on you.'' Courtney taunted Heather who was repressing murderous urges.
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''Sleeeep.'' Gwen groaned before she conked out.
Eva, with the top part of her head bandaged began to speak. ''Tubby better watch it. If I catch him alone...'' she let out a growl and punched her hand into her first.
Harold, grinning proudly began to talk. ''Told you all I had the mad skills. Go team fox! Go team fox!''
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The Gophers found themselves at the dock of shame. Only Tyler and Lindsay, the two worst contestants of today's events were on the chopping block.
Chris turned to the final two contestants. "The final marshmallow goes to…" he paused for an overly long dramatic effect for Heather lashed out at him to get it on already.
"…Lindsay."
It was obvious by Tyler's face that he did not see that coming. ''Oh man? You're kidding?'' he groaned. ''Well guys, kick some fox butt for me.'' he added before he was led down the dock.
Down at the dock Tyler was lugging his luggage on to the boat. ''Tis a shame you didn't get to show off your talents.'' a voice from the shadows startled him.
''W-Who's there?'' he asked as Kuiinshi stepped out from the shadows.
''Would you, like a chance to prove yourself?'' he asked as Tyler blinked and hesitated for a moment. ''You mean, staying in the game?'' he asked as Kuiinshi nodded and smiled.
''You'll need a bit of training. Let's say about five more cast members elimination worth.'' he cryptically answered.
Tyler didn't need all that long to ponder. ''Okay,'' he shrugged. ''I'm in.''
It was the next morning and the campers were finally getting to their day of rest. Naruto decided to take the moment to cultivate his vegetable garden. ''Well this is interesting.'' he looked up to see it was Bridgette. ''Is that a vegetable garden?'' she asked as Naruto nodded.
''Yeah, one of the things in the contract was that we were allowed to bring any useful items or goods as long as twenty percent of what it was is donated to the show. And if that means some fresh vegetables for our food then why not?'' he said as Bridgette crouched down and looked at it. ''So what are you growing?''
''Corn, Potatoes, Yams...'' he listed off. ''You seem really interested.''
''I'm a vegetarian.'' she said as she watched him remove unhealthy leaves. ''Kind of funny, you think I would know how to grow and maintain plants.''
''I can show you, if you want?'' he suggested as Bridgette smiled.
''I'd like that.'' she said as he began explaining to her the basics of maintaining one own's vegetable garden.
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Chaotic Foxes: Naruto, Courtney, Gwen, Geoff, Bridgette, Leshawma, Harold, DJ, Duncan, and Eva
Gophers: Beth, Heather, Justin, Cody, Katie, Lindsay, Owen, and Trent.
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