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GUY PANIC MODE
56 reviewsA little thing to swap stories about guys or problems XD We all need it!
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GUY PANIC MODE
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2012-10-23
I FUCKING REMEMBER 1998.Author's response
OHMYGOSH
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
You were probably at school, talking about Pokèmon while I was being born.
XDGUY PANIC MODE
(#) Shayla_boo 2012-10-24
OH HELL NO MIRAZAL. puts black painty-stuff under eyes
1998!!! XD I don't know why I said it like that. . I was conceived/born in 1996 baby! :D Bring on the candles. And smut. And possibly Ray Toro. And Bob's cats.
Yes. . . wise voice . . I shall, young grasshoppah.
Ryan's a pretty name. :3 I wish I was 19. I'd be in all the strip clubs dressed as a unicorn. . :DAuthor's response
And smut. And me. And Bob.
STRIP CLUBS DRESSED AS A UNICORN XD
Right on, sistahGUY PANIC MODE
(#) Sam41 2012-10-24
1998 people; WIFE WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY (i wanna see whos older okay!)Author's response
December 6
Everyone is older than me!GUY PANIC MODE
(#) Shayla_boo 2012-10-24
Totes, my goat! You and me. . imagine it. The light is dimmed and slightly romantic-looking. Smoke fills the air and men (and women) lounge around on furry, swiveling chairs smoking on thick Cuban cigars. What's that? What's that I see? Two girls. . strutting down the long, incensed filled corridor. So heavenly, I can't take my eyes off them. There he is, the man who owns the strip club himself. BOB BRYAR. And who's that next to him? Oh, the famously acclaimed male stripper Frank Iero! Both smolderingly sexy men take a girl in their arms. And then they all have sex together with plastic spoons and one annoyed kitty-cat. . .
THEEEE END! :3Author's response
YAY SEX XD
YAY STRIP JOINTS :DGUY PANIC MODE
(#) Mirazal 2012-10-24
^^^^ OMG WHAT
WHAT
What is this little chat forum thing coming to? IDK BUT I LIKE IT
Shayla. AJ. YOU ARE STRAYING FROM ABSTINENCE, NO, NO SEX, NO STRIP JOINTS, ABSTINENCE, IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE! ABSTINENCE GUYS, ABSTINENCE
OMG AJ I'M OLDER THAN YOU WHAT
All of my friends are older than me, because the cutoff birthday in my grade is in September... I was born in July. July 27.
AJ YOU CAN STILL BE MY MOM THOUGH :DAuthor's response
YES ABSTINENCE
REMAIN ABSTINENT
I'll still be your mom :)GUY PANIC MODE
(#) Shayla_boo 2012-10-25
Hahahahaha abstinence. . ?! Yeah-no. :D Just kidding. I DON'T WANNA DIE. D: Wait.. . THEN I COULD BE ON SIXTEEN AND PREGNANT EXCEPT I'M ONLY FIFTEEN!!!! X3 Dude. I am so smart.Author's response
ABSTINENCE FOREVER :DGUY PANIC MODE
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2012-10-26
I'M STILL OLD. AND YES, SEX IS BAD. WAIT TILL YOU'RE MARRIED. TRUST ME.Author's response
Not THAT old XD
YES ABSTINENCE
BOTH RYANS APPROVE ABSTINENCEGUY PANIC MODE
(#) RyanCyanideKiller 2012-10-26
AND I WAS BORN IN 1993.Author's response
MY BIG BROTHER WAS BORN IN 1989
SO
CLOSEGUY PANIC MODE
(#) Mirazal 2012-10-26
In eighth grade, there was a guy in my English class. Let's call him M.
My first encounter with M was in 4th grade. We went to different schools, but the school district had a GT program we were both in, so we were in the same field trip group one day. He was the only boy and only one who didn't attend my elementary school.
In fifth grade, we started at the same school.
In seventh grade, he started changing. I only ever saw him in the halls, but he wore cool t shirts and headphones on his neck and skinny jeans and Vans and I heard that he had taken up bass. (Sam, this is the guy I told you about.)
In eighth grade, he went totally scemo. Emo hair, black music t shirts (The Clash, Asking Alexandria), skinny jeans of various colors, studded belts. I acted unimpressed until one day he asked me about my Modern Warfare 3 shirt. (I don't play, my friend had given it to me.) I started paying more attention to him.
He was in theater, so I went to every production. (He's actually a really good actor.) I stared at him creepily during class until I realized and tried not to let him notice.
At eighth grade graduation, we were supposed to go to a waterpark afterwards, but I stayed at school. He did too, coincidentally, so I felt like a super stalker. Important detail: I changed into a black MCR shirt and skirt after the ceremony. Turns out, he had worn an MCR shirt TO the ceremony, so I felt so awkward.
All the students left behind were rounded up into my English teacher's classroom, the same class I shared with M. He played his bass and argued with the jocks, and I awkwardly sat in the corner.
Then summer.
I don't see M anymore out of the halls. (Well, last week we were in the same PSAT testing room. We both wore checkered Vans, his pink, mine purple.) He always carries his bass with him, and he keeps sunglasses on his head.
Amd that's it. -cue credits music- sorry for the shitty story.Author's response
Wow.
Amazing transformation.
Too bad you don't see him D:
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