Categories > Original > Humor > HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR AWAY

by atomickilljoy 1 review

WOOOOOOOOOOOO SOON

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2012-10-29 - Updated: 2012-10-29 - 89 words

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Hurricane Sandy is coming very soon.
Frank's power is out and he lives in New Jersey. The hurricane isn't set to be vicious there.
HIS POWER'S OUT. PENINA! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO KIDNAPP HIM.
Anywho, his house already is in it. SO MY STATE IS FUCKED.
What if Gangnam style was a giant rain dance and we brought this Hurricane amongst ourselves?
Life.
If my power goes out, which it will, very soon, I'll try to be on tomorrow, if the power's up.
I HOPE EVERYONE UPLOADS HEAPS!
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