-Clears throat- Hi, I'd like to introduce myself. It's about time too.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I'M A BATMAN, TOO! :D
I LIVE IN MURICA, TOO!
OHMYGOSH HI :D
WHY SO SERIOUS?!
HOLY DOUBLE BATMAN! Hi ;D YAY 'MERICA HOME OF THE FREE AND THE BIGMACS
A LITTLE FIGHT IN YOU.
I LIKE THAT.
MURICA: HOME OF A LOT FAST FOOD CHAINS
WELL THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME. (lol The Dark Knight quotes xD)
Oh, say can you see by the cow's early flight.
What so proudly we mooed at the cow's flight's last parting?
Whose black spots and white bods thru the terrible fight,
O'er the benches we watched were so happily flying?
And the cow's bright white flare, the cows bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our cows were still there.
Oh, say does that cow-spotted flag yet wave
O'er the land of hungry and the home of the cows (waitwut?)
MURICA: WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM
THE PEOPLE HERE ARE LIKE BUFFALOS.
OH MY FRANK GERARD, IKR OUR PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO KFC, MIKEY D'S, BURGRR KING, AND PIZZA HUT. :o
EVEN I'M ADDICTED
AMERICA IS OVERWEIGHT XD
OMFG I WOULD BE ADDICTED TOO IF I WASNT VEGETARIAN. WHY DO THEY MAKE IT LOOK SO DELIOUS?! I BLAME OBAMA. IN CHINA THERE IS A LITTERAL PLACE CALLED OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN.
(#) Sam41 2012-12-20
Simple Plan, Marianas Trench, All Time Low, Blink 182, Fall Out Boy I LOVE YOU!!!
-Pulls into awkward hug-
I ADOPT YOU,
Okay AJ I adopt her
-Hugs back- FINALLY I HAVE A FAMILY! xD
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