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Destroyin' This Shit!
0 reviewsThou shalt not bother the almighty Chuppy, for thine arse shalt be kicked severely.
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The 7 gates to hell that people are always talking about are quite true, and very real. And at one of the 7 gates, the barriers between the worlds, which was fragile as it was, and very thin at these places already, was nearly broken through entirely. Even as we watch on, one of the ugly, mindless beasts of hell slipped through the barrier.
It was ugly, patches of raw muscle and rotting flesh showing through where it's matted, stinking fur had worn off. It's mouth was twisted in a horrible snarl, and it's teeth chipped and yellow. It could probably kill a horse with that breath it had going on. Pretty fuckin' nasty...
One eye was milky, probably blind, and rolling around in the thing's skull like it had no control over it's own eyeball. The other eye was yellow, and bloodshot like it'd been smoking weed for a solid month. It stepped forward into the world on clawed feet in which the skin and muscle had worn off completely, leaving it walking on just plain bones.
IT was fairly small in comparison to the things still in hell, being about the size of an average man, but it was larger than the last beast, which was larger than the one before it, and it, the one before it. They were getting progressively larger. And when the barrier at one of the gates of hell had ripped through completely, the rest of the barrier would start to rip itself apart, until finally, there wouldn't be any sort of barrier, and the nasties from hell could float to earth whenever they wanted to. And trust me, they wanted to break through, just like sperm cells wanted to break through to fertilize the egg. But these things didn't want to fertilize anything, they just wanted to destroy everything. And the massive but weak condom that was the barrier between hell and earth was about to break. Which is good for the sperm a.k.a. The demons and monsters, but bad for the egg a.k.a. Earth.
Yeah, I just went there, because writing about a barrier makes my mind jump to strange conclusions... Deal with it.
About 2 hours after it entered our world, it left, no, sorry, it was evicted, by none other than CC the Destroyer. They call him that for a reason, yanno. "Fuckin' nasty ass motherfuckin' bastard." he muttered, poking it's corpse with his toe. He hoped that it wouldn't poke back. That'd just be awkward as fuck. But thankfully it didn't.
"There's too many of these ugly fuckers running around! Third fucker this week!" Chuppy yelled to no one in particular, abusing the poor F-bomb. Even though he wasn't too bright, and in reality, was kinda below average intelligence level, he knew that too many of these things weren't exactly conducive to his health.
He flapped away to get into contact with the others. He hoped that nobody was going to eat while he was there, because they never seemed to want to hear about the latest thing that he killed whenever they were eating.
Meanwhile, in hell, the demons had given up trying to control the mindless beasts. It wasn't like they really tried in the first place though. It was entirely fucking chaos. Well, considering hell was mostly chaotic, it was more chaos than normal. The demons themselves didn't really give a fuck. They liked chaos. But Satan did give a fuck. While he didn't mind the quirks of his demons, he did like some sort of order, and while he (barely) tolerated the normal level of chaos, he absolutely couldn't stand this amount of chaos.
Yes, Satan most certainly did give a fuck, and he was fucking pissed.
It was ugly, patches of raw muscle and rotting flesh showing through where it's matted, stinking fur had worn off. It's mouth was twisted in a horrible snarl, and it's teeth chipped and yellow. It could probably kill a horse with that breath it had going on. Pretty fuckin' nasty...
One eye was milky, probably blind, and rolling around in the thing's skull like it had no control over it's own eyeball. The other eye was yellow, and bloodshot like it'd been smoking weed for a solid month. It stepped forward into the world on clawed feet in which the skin and muscle had worn off completely, leaving it walking on just plain bones.
IT was fairly small in comparison to the things still in hell, being about the size of an average man, but it was larger than the last beast, which was larger than the one before it, and it, the one before it. They were getting progressively larger. And when the barrier at one of the gates of hell had ripped through completely, the rest of the barrier would start to rip itself apart, until finally, there wouldn't be any sort of barrier, and the nasties from hell could float to earth whenever they wanted to. And trust me, they wanted to break through, just like sperm cells wanted to break through to fertilize the egg. But these things didn't want to fertilize anything, they just wanted to destroy everything. And the massive but weak condom that was the barrier between hell and earth was about to break. Which is good for the sperm a.k.a. The demons and monsters, but bad for the egg a.k.a. Earth.
Yeah, I just went there, because writing about a barrier makes my mind jump to strange conclusions... Deal with it.
About 2 hours after it entered our world, it left, no, sorry, it was evicted, by none other than CC the Destroyer. They call him that for a reason, yanno. "Fuckin' nasty ass motherfuckin' bastard." he muttered, poking it's corpse with his toe. He hoped that it wouldn't poke back. That'd just be awkward as fuck. But thankfully it didn't.
"There's too many of these ugly fuckers running around! Third fucker this week!" Chuppy yelled to no one in particular, abusing the poor F-bomb. Even though he wasn't too bright, and in reality, was kinda below average intelligence level, he knew that too many of these things weren't exactly conducive to his health.
He flapped away to get into contact with the others. He hoped that nobody was going to eat while he was there, because they never seemed to want to hear about the latest thing that he killed whenever they were eating.
Meanwhile, in hell, the demons had given up trying to control the mindless beasts. It wasn't like they really tried in the first place though. It was entirely fucking chaos. Well, considering hell was mostly chaotic, it was more chaos than normal. The demons themselves didn't really give a fuck. They liked chaos. But Satan did give a fuck. While he didn't mind the quirks of his demons, he did like some sort of order, and while he (barely) tolerated the normal level of chaos, he absolutely couldn't stand this amount of chaos.
Yes, Satan most certainly did give a fuck, and he was fucking pissed.
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