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Sam's ADHD Qualities
4 reviewsNot saying I'm ADHD, I just have the qualities of an ADHD kid- LOOK AT THAT SHINY SNOW!!!
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Not saying I am ADHD, but I have ADHD qualities,
Seriously,
-My mind has a tendancy to wander and start thinking of random shit
Liiike
"What if Famous Last Words is about Mikey losing his unicorn?"
"What if Ryan and Brendon were to just suddenly pop up here and start fucking? GUYS NO THERE ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN THAT HOUSE!"
"Moooo i'm a feeshee"
"BANANANANANANANANANANANA KATCHEEFEESHEE..katcheefeeshee"
"I don't like shoving snow, or sno- LOOK HOW SHINEY IT IS!!"
"What if..Marianas Trench were to walk up, and Ian was an octagon, Mike was a human flame, Matt was giving everyone pug pillows and Josh was blowing unicorns without swallowing.."
"WHAT IF SIMPLE PLAN JUST LIKE WALKED UP AND CAME OVER TO ME AND TOLD ME HOW THEY WANTED ME TO PLAY BASS FOR A SHOW. Wait then what happened to David?! OH GOD IS HE HURT NONONONONONOOOOO"
"I wanna see Billy Talent and Sum 41."
"What if I got to meet them?!"
"Holy shit, I could be like "HAYYYY ME AND DERYCK ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!"
"Then like stand by Cone or somethin' and look up "shit your tall! but you're my hero, soHI"
"I'm hungry"
"But I'm not hungry."
"My mind says no but my stomach says "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED FOOOOOD"
"Heh heh, the Hedley Try This At Home dvd.."
"Jake was adorably retarded in that.."
"WHY DID HE HAVE TO GROW UP SOMEWHAT"
"AND LOSE THE SEXY LIP RING"
"If I ever met them, I would make it com- NO I WOULD NOT STAB MY HEROS!"
"They would hate me"
"And Tommy would unfollow me"
"And Dave would delete the reply I got"
"And CHRIS WOULD DO NOTHING"
"Stupid fucker did nothing"
"NOTHING"
"No-thing"
"Look at the shiny snow."
"But it's cold and wet."
"That's what she said"
"HEHEHEE"
"OKAY I QUIT I'M GOING INSIDE PEACE OUT SHINY ASS MOTHA'FUCKA's"
"I'm still hungry"
SEE THAT ISN'T NORMAL
Seriously,
-My mind has a tendancy to wander and start thinking of random shit
Liiike
"What if Famous Last Words is about Mikey losing his unicorn?"
"What if Ryan and Brendon were to just suddenly pop up here and start fucking? GUYS NO THERE ARE 10 YEAR OLDS IN THAT HOUSE!"
"Moooo i'm a feeshee"
"BANANANANANANANANANANANA KATCHEEFEESHEE..katcheefeeshee"
"I don't like shoving snow, or sno- LOOK HOW SHINEY IT IS!!"
"What if..Marianas Trench were to walk up, and Ian was an octagon, Mike was a human flame, Matt was giving everyone pug pillows and Josh was blowing unicorns without swallowing.."
"WHAT IF SIMPLE PLAN JUST LIKE WALKED UP AND CAME OVER TO ME AND TOLD ME HOW THEY WANTED ME TO PLAY BASS FOR A SHOW. Wait then what happened to David?! OH GOD IS HE HURT NONONONONONOOOOO"
"I wanna see Billy Talent and Sum 41."
"What if I got to meet them?!"
"Holy shit, I could be like "HAYYYY ME AND DERYCK ARE THE SAME HEIGHT!"
"Then like stand by Cone or somethin' and look up "shit your tall! but you're my hero, soHI"
"I'm hungry"
"But I'm not hungry."
"My mind says no but my stomach says "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP I NEED FOOOOOD"
"Heh heh, the Hedley Try This At Home dvd.."
"Jake was adorably retarded in that.."
"WHY DID HE HAVE TO GROW UP SOMEWHAT"
"AND LOSE THE SEXY LIP RING"
"If I ever met them, I would make it com- NO I WOULD NOT STAB MY HEROS!"
"They would hate me"
"And Tommy would unfollow me"
"And Dave would delete the reply I got"
"And CHRIS WOULD DO NOTHING"
"Stupid fucker did nothing"
"NOTHING"
"No-thing"
"Look at the shiny snow."
"But it's cold and wet."
"That's what she said"
"HEHEHEE"
"OKAY I QUIT I'M GOING INSIDE PEACE OUT SHINY ASS MOTHA'FUCKA's"
"I'm still hungry"
SEE THAT ISN'T NORMAL
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