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I'm Back :D

by atomickilljoy 5 reviews

HELLO

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2012-12-04 - Updated: 2012-12-04 - 131 words

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Hi!
How was your day? I hope it was awesome.

Sooooooooo, it turns out that I have a stomach virus. Since the hospital I go to got hit HARD by the hurricane,they just couldn't give me anything heavy since the ER section was closed down.

I have a stomach virus and some crusting of the eye. I have Motrin and eye drops. Gah. I still feel awful. My right eye is randomly leaking tears and I can't feel it.
I DRY MY EYES AND I CRUST THEM WITH SLEEP
I CRUST THEM OVER

Oh, and I need to poop in a cup for 3 days.

It's the best birthday present a momma could ask for :')

Thanks everyone. I feel so happy knowing that you guys care about me. Thanks. :D
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