FicWad

Honestly one of the most random shit I've thought of...

-Insert fancy cough, clearing throat thing-

My daughter Elli (electricviolence) has a weakness to my hissing
-Curls up into a ball while hissing-

SO MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

Ready?



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HISSSSSSSS




-Crawls over to fridge hissing-




-Crawls over to table hissing-





-Interrogates John while hissing-





-Walks up behind Elli hissing-




-Walks up behind Ash hissing-


-Goes on ficwad hissing-




-Insert sleep hissing-





-Wakes up hissing-





-Crawls into cupboard hissing-



-Curls into cupboard hissing-




-Closes cupboard door while hissing-



-Sits quietly in cupboard while hissing-





-Begins to let her mind wander while hissing-



-Jumps out of cupboard hissing-





-Nearly gives Ryan a heartattack while hissing-





-Listens to Miranda flip shit about nearly killing her abstinent boyfriend while hissing-


-Annoys the ficwaddle family while hissing and watching tv-





-Listens to music and hisses out the lyrics-



-Crawls around hissing and pretending to be a dog-





-Sam gets tired of hissing-





-Begins to stop hissing-



-Kassper takes over and begins hissing-




-Crawls up the side of the house hissing-



-Hisses angrily while being poked by Jon with a broom handle-



-Crawls onto roof hissing-




-Realizes how high up the roof is while hissing-




-Refuses to come down while hissing-




-Gets too scared to think while hissing-




-Gets on the front page of news while hissing-




-Headline was "Deranged woman stuck on roof while hissing"-




-Finally comes down while hissing-





-Kassper gives up on hissing-



-Skye begins hissing-


-Gets told of by St.Jimmy while hissing-





-Gives up hissing in a heartbeat-





-Sam begins hissing again-






-Won't stop hissing-







-Hisses while hoping for this to go green-







-Hisses while waggling eyebrows suggestivley-






-Hisses while saying "I LOVE YOU FICWADDLE FAMILY-