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To listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

by Sam41 2 reviews

Green Day title; Bitches Green Day title's

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2012-12-13 - Updated: 2012-12-13 - 222 words

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SO LIKE DAFUQ IS GOING ON?!
Like how many people on here are fucking sick?! And there's like a week until December 21st..
It's like COMEON! If i'm going to survive the world ending I wanna feel fine so I can fucking laugh at the people who are failing and the biggest epic fail in histor (now you see me veiwpoint on the 2012 issue)

But really, I added this cause I like whining when I'm sick (in weird ways it helps)..then I was like "EVERYONE SHOULD WHINE ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE!!"
So whine like a mofo;

CAUSE MY FUCKING THROAT HURTS EVERYTIME I COUGH AND I HAVE THE COUGH FROM HELL AND I CANT EVEM BREATH WITHOUT COUGHING AND IM HUNGRY BUT I WANNA PUKE AT THE SAME TIME AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A FEVER BUT IM FINE CAUSE I DONT AND I WANNA FUCKING CRY BECAUSE I GOT NO SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND MY EMOTIONS ARE OUT OF FUCKING WACK AND I AM AT THE POINT WHERE I AM WILLING TO MAKE MYSELF PUKE TOMMOROW SO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

-looks at rant-
Yeah and I CANT have the flu; I am too tuff for that
Until you realize you do have it and you turn into like a princess or something
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