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HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-15
What on earth happened?
Was it because I wasn't here?
Is Ellie the life of the party?
XD
(Kidding)HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-12-15
Actually, probably. xD
A BOY?
bow chicka wow wowHEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-12-15
Their party probably hasn't flopped yet
*winkitywinkwink*HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-15
OMG WUT
Lauren.
-changes subject-
When did this party even begin to flop?HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-12-15
Ah, it was a bit of a burnt waffle when it just got cookin'.HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-15
Weeeeellllll
Maybe it's just that no one was drunk enough. People should really drink their orange juice.
I had to take four children to go see santa.
I waited in a long ass line.
FOR THREE HOURS.
Then, when we finally got to him, three of my kids were crying, and the other was asleep.
FUCK BABYSITTING.HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) LaurentheHuman 2012-12-15
That's what we all need.
A cup of Sunny D and we're set.
I want to go see Santa.
Fo realz, yo.
Wait. One just fell asleep? xD
Dude, I feel you. FUCK BABYSITTING.HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-15
Yes, he fell asleep.
Then, when we got back to the car, they kept screaming.
"BURGER KING, BURGER KING, I WANT BURGER KING NOWWWWW."
So, then I drove them to a Burger King.
They only ate two freaking bites before they started to whine about wanting to go home..
-.-
Evil!
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