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Great deals on hiring company for the night

by xxMikeyxx 13 reviews

We know what you need tonight. You need some company from a complete stranger. Not just any stranger a SEXY stranger

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Mikey Way - Published: 2012-12-16 - Updated: 2012-12-17 - 169 words

We would like to talk to you about the great deals we have at the moment.

I'm not interested, I don't do deals

We have a deal meaning you get 50% off a special visitor tonight

GASP! Is Santa coming early?

We can give you you're own personal stripper for the evening.

Santa a stripper? No thanks. Now 'Santa Claus is coming to town' sounds pervy 'He sees you when you're sleeping' 'He knows when you've been bad or good'

If you pay for a full sex routine you can get a free pole dance

This is the sort of stuff you should be selling out to 18 year olds not 15. Either way I will not. I must be abstinent, that's what my mama taught me

Suit yourself, we were going to pair you with our new stripper Kobra.

I don't care

This is him


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