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Once upon a time in a land called Las Vegas
Brendon Urie was walking down the street in a bit of a hurry.
He walked into Starbucks where he saw Ryan Ross,
Who was sitting at a table and looked kinda cross.

Brendon asked Ryan what was the matter,
But that just made Ryan even more sadder.
Brendon asked Ryan out of a date that night,
Ryan didnt even try to put up a fight.

2 weeks later they were together,
and Ryan was feeling a little under the weather.
Ryan kept throwing up and Brendon didnt know why,
Ryan had a hunch and he didnt want to lie.

Im pregnant, Said Ryan to break the news,
Brendon decided to get in the car and go for a cruse.
Brendon drove for hours and hours and didnt come home,
He left poor Ryan all on his own.

8 months later Ryan had Bryan.
Ryan gets a call from Pete,
The Fall Out Boiz are in town and he wants to meet.

Love falls upon Ryan and Pete,
Pete whispers to Ryan to take a seat.
Marry me? said Pete down on one knee,
Ryan felt like he needed to pee.

3 months later, the month of May,
It came upon that fateful day.
They were wed, flew to Hawaii,
And jumped into bed.

1 week later they arrived at home,
Only to find out they were not alone.
There sat Brendon on the couch, waiting,
As if him and Ryan were even still dating.

Brendon looked down at the couples hands that were clasped,
And almost let out the sound of a gasp.
What are you doing? Brendon asked with a frown,
Pete looked at him as if he were a clown.

Wheres my baby? Asked Brendon looking around,
But the little boy Bryan was no where to be found.
Get out of here! said Pete and pushed him towards the door,
Brendon pushed Pete back and Pete fell to the floor.

He picked Pete up by the scruff of his neck,
And pulled him straight out to the deck.
Brendon hit Pete in the back of the head with a tool,
Then proceeded to throw him right in the pool.

Brendon saw the blood when he looked around,
And then buried Pete 6 feet under ground.


Brendon wiped his eyes,
And then he realized,
It was only a dream,
He rolled over in bed and almost started to cream.

There lied Ryan sound asleep,
His eyes closed not making a peep.
Brendon pulled Ryan close, glad to be there,
He closed his eyes and then kissed Ryan's hair.

Ryan opened his eyes and shot up with a start,
The beating within Brendon increased in his heart.
Ryan ran to the bathroom and pushed through the door,
Brendon stumbled out of bed and onto the floor.

Brendon saw Ryan as he started to up chuck,
Brendon regretted that they ever had fucked.

Everything worked out okay.
The end