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Lost in the spamming

by xxMikeyxx 6 reviews

Listen to my words my friends as they could be my last.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2012-12-17 - Updated: 2012-12-17 - 126 words

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Day 2

The blizzard of spamming continues to fall and it is increasing.
The spamming is getting stranger and stranger.
I saw one advert about making your penis better for sex.
I am not a man plus I'm underage.
I feel that that was a way of a guy telling us how amazing his penis is.
I am not interested.
I have not seen Mikey in 24 hours since he left to find any hope of escape.
I fear he may never return.
To make matters worse...I have run out of cookies.
Now I have been condemmed to misery.
These may be the last words I speak so if anyone finds this remember me and I would like to know how the hell you survived!!!!!

-CONNECTION LOST-
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