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HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-29
My aunt came over to spend the night, and she was doing my makeup. I think I was like 10.
She went to the bathroom for something, and I started to snoop through her makeup.
There was a huge, double-sided dildo in the bottom of the bag. I thought it was a toy, so I took it, and hit it under my pillow.
I had it for like a week, and one night when I was sleeping, it turned on by itself.
I took it to my mom and was like "MAMA AUNT STEPH'S TOY JUST CAME TO LIFE."
........HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) xxMikeyxx 2012-12-29
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! The toy came to life! Hahahahahaha!!!!HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) electricviolence 2012-12-29
I'M SORRY.
I WAS AN INNOCENT CHILD, OKAY?HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) fatherfuckingmeese 2012-12-29
Hai Ryan! waves spastically and grins showing teethHEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) tmbfucks 2012-12-29
Haha! Oh my god! The toy came to life!!! :O It's like Toy Story!!! :'DHEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE
(#) xxMikeyxx 2012-12-29
Well I think awkward timing is excellent timing.
Hiya Ryan =)
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