FicWad

Why Sam, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STOP WATCHING PEWDIE AND CRY PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 FOR THIS;
Cause YODO bitchez

I felt the need to write this; yes...yes I did..

I'm not going to thank everyone personal- how fucking long that would be like holy fuck!
Yeah I'm tired...

Ash-(I doubt your reading this but fuck), you are amazing WUMAN! Legit shit, you've been there for me and vice versa; I promise we're gunna meet one day, and I'm going to expect the big sloppy kiss..BIG.SLOPPY.KISS;
It sucks that you left, but still e-mail, twitter everything is amazing...plus I got you into MTrench so fuck yes! Score! YeeeeAaah; and the sexy Jalex RP

AJ-> -licks face- YOUR FACE
ITS SO PRETTY
LIKE OMF
YAY
GEEZ
CHEEZUS;
Your my Ficwadlian wife, one of the most cool, laid back people I know...Your amazing and one day we're going to meet and eat poutine while watching Pewdiepie (beat Cry with a crowbar because there was a jumpscare), I love you
You being one of my first friend's on this godforsaken website...

Miranda- GURL, your my first ficwaffle daughter, who likes great things -nods deep in thought-
You make me laugh all the time (your issues trying to find out how to use FB);
Your amazing, nice and....-walks up and whispers- abstinence-

Lauren- My daughter in law
That sounded weird
I'M SORRY YO
Choo choo motherfucker ;)
Okay enough, time to get to the point, I loves you...and you can make me laugh in just about any situation; and you have a gif about virtual hugs so that's always badass...
Yus yus badass and classie ;)

Elli-
My sexie classie potatoe; I don't know why I call you a potatoe, hmmmmhmgghn
That was odd,
I tot- oh yeah, I can't belive I got you into bands (legit....how the fuck do I do it guys? I am clueless)
Your amazing, and sold me yo' boat cleaner that one time...
:D I loves you

Abbie- First off
You have kick ass tastes in music, and I LOVES YOU FOR THAT;
Can I have your face?
Please, it's so amazing and aghfj
We text, it's....interesting? But I loves you

Ryan- YOUR AWSOME BRO LIKE LEGIT

That was short....wow

-Thinks- Who the fuck else do I talk to?

Jules- I SWEAR TO GAWD YOU BETTER READ THIS OR I WILL FIND YOU AND GET YOUR FOOT STUCK IN A MERRY GO ROUND AND YOU'LL SUFFER LIKE JOSH JUST HAVING TO SIT THERE AND SCREAM; but yeah...your bloody epic

Um...sorry if I forgot anyone;

But I am not leaving anytime soon; I still have plenty more people I need to "help" get into amazing bands (-cough- MTrench -cough-)

So that's it...
BAI GUYS!