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Chapter Seven: Mudbloods and Murmurs

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Reading Chapter Seven: Mudbloods and Murmurs

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2013-01-09 - Updated: 2013-01-10 - 6231 words - Complete

"Chapter Seven: Mudbloods and Murmurs" Mrs. Weasley read and the temperature in the room dropped about ten degrees. Suddenly, everyone was on the edge of their seat except for Hermione.

Harry spent a lot of time over the next few days dodging out of sight whenever he saw Gilderoy Lockhart coming down a corridor. Harder to avoid was Colin Creevey, who seemed to have memorized Harry's schedule.

"Aww…Harry's first stalker," George said.

"Who knew he would grow up so fast," Fred agreed, wiping a fake tear out of his eye.

Nothing seemed to give Colin a bigger thrill than to say, "All right, Harry?" six or seven times a day and hear, "Hello, Colin," back, however exasperated Harry sounded when he said it.
Hedwig was still angry with Harry about the disastrous car journey

"I don't blame her," Luna sniffed.

and Ron's wand was still malfunctioning, surpassing itself on Friday morning by shooting out of Ron's hand in Charms and hitting tiny old Professor Flitwick squarely between the eyes, creating a large, throbbing green boil where it had struck.

"Sorry Professor," Ron apologized as Flitwick gingerly rubbed the spot where he had been hit.

"Quite all right Mr. Weasley." Flitwick told him, returning his attention to the book.

So with one thing and another, Harry was quite glad to reach the weekend. He, Ron, and Hermione were planning to visit Hagrid on Saturday morning. Harry, however, was shaken awake several hours earlier than he would have liked by Oliver Wood, Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
"Whassamatter?" said Harry groggily.
"Quidditch practice!" said Wood. "Come on!"

"Isn't it a bit early?" Remus asked, and the Quidditch players rolled their eyes.

"To the normal person it was," Harry agreed. "But Oliver wasn't normal."

Harry squinted at the window. There was a thin mist hanging across the pink-and-gold sky. Now that he was awake, he couldn't understand how he could have slept through the racket the birds were making.
"Oliver," Harry croaked. "It's the crack of dawn."
"Exactly," said Wood. He was a tall and burly sixth year and, at the moment, his eyes were gleaming with a crazed enthusiasm. "It's part of our new training program. Come on, grab your broom, and let's go," said Wood heartily. "None of the other teams have started training yet;

"Perhaps because the season hasn't even come close to starting yet?" Ron wondered sarcastically.

we're going to be first off the mark this year-"
Yawning and shivering slightly, Harry climbed out of bed and tried to find his Quidditch robes.
"Good man," said Wood. "Meet you on the field in fifteen minutes."
When he'd found his scarlet team robes and pulled on his cloak for warmth, Harry scribbled a note to Ron explaining where he'd gone and went down the spiral staircase to the common room, his Nimbus Two Thousand on his shoulder. He had just reached the portrait hole when there was a clatter behind him and Colin Creevey came dashing down the spiral staircase, his camera swinging madly around his neck and something clutched in his hand.
"I heard someone saying your name on the stairs, Harry! Look what I've got here! I've had it developed, I wanted to show you-"
Harry looked bemusedly at the photograph Colin was brandishing under his nose.
A moving, black-and-white Lockhart was tugging hard on an arm Harry recognized as his own. He was pleased to see that his photographic self was putting up a good fight and refusing to be dragged into view. As Harry watched, Lockhart gave up and slumped, panting, against the white edge of the picture.
"Will you sign it?" said Colin eagerly.
"No," said Harry flatly, glancing around to check that the room was really deserted. "Sorry, Colin, I'm in a hurry - Quidditch practice-"

"Wrong thing to say," Ron said shaking his head.

"No matter what I would have said, he would have followed me," Harry pointed out.

He climbed through the portrait hole.
"Oh, wow! Wait for me! I've never watched a Quidditch game before!"
Colin scrambled through the hole after him.
"It'll be really boring," Harry said quickly, but Colin ignored him, his face shining with excitement.
"You were the youngest House player in a hundred years, weren't you, Harry? Weren't you?" said Colin, trotting alongside him. "You must be brilliant. I've never flown. Is it easy? Is that your own broom? Is that the best one there is?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, and no." Harry answered, ticking off the questions one by one. "The Firebolt is way better than any other broom."

Harry didn't know how to get rid of him. It was like having an extremely talkative shadow.
"I don't really understand Quidditch," said Colin breathlessly. "Is it true there are four balls? And two of them fly around trying to knock people off their brooms?"
"Yes," said Harry heavily, resigned to explaining the complicated rules of Quidditch.

"They're not complicated!" The twins protested.

"At six in the morning they are!" Harry protested and after much thought, they agreed that he was right.

"They're called Bludgers. There are two Beaters on each team who carry clubs to beat the Bludgers away from their side. Fred and George Weasley are the Gryffindor Beaters."
"And what are the other balls for?" Colin asked, tripping down a couple of steps because he was gazing open-mouthed at Harry.
"Well, the Quaffle - that's the biggish red one - is the one that scores goals. Three Chasers on each team throw the Quaffle to each other and try and get it through the goal posts at the end of the pitch - they're three long poles with hoops on the end."
"And the fourth ball-"
"- is the Golden Snitch," said Harry, "and it's very small, very fast, and difficult to catch. But that's what the Seeker's got to do, because a game of Quidditch doesn't end until the Snitch has been caught. And whichever team's Seeker gets the Snitch earns his team an extra hundred and fifty points."
"And you're the Gryffindor Seeker, aren't you?" said Colin in awe.
"Yes," said Harry as they left the castle and started across the dew-drenched grass. "And there's the Keeper, too. He guards the goal posts. That's it, really."

"So how many questions did he ask you?" Hermione wondered.

"I don't know, I think I fell asleep at some point and was sleep talking to him," Harry shrugged.

But Colin didn't stop questioning Harry all the way down the sloping lawns to the Quidditch field, and Harry only shook him off when he reached the changing rooms; Colin called after him in a piping voice, "I'll go and get a good seat, Harry!" and hurried off to the stands.
The rest of the Gryffindor team were already in the changing room. Wood was the only person who looked truly awake. Fred and George Weasley were sitting, puffy-eyed and touslehaired,

"But still handsome," Fred added.

"The most handsome blokes on the team," George agreed.

next to fourth year Alicia Spinnet, who seemed to be nodding off against the wall behind her. Her fellow Chasers, Katie Bell and Angelina Johnson, were yawning side by side opposite them.
"There you are, Harry, what kept you?" said Wood briskly. "Now, I wanted a quick talk with you all before we actually get onto the field, because I spent the summer devising a whole new training program, which I really think will make all the difference..."
Wood was holding up a large diagram of a Quidditch field, on which were drawn many lines, arrows, and crosses in different colored inks. He took out his wand, tapped the board, and the arrows began to wiggle over the diagram like caterpillars. As Wood launched into a speech about his new tactics, Fred Weasley's head drooped right onto Alicia Spinnet's shoulder and he began to snore.

"I do not!" Fred protested much to his sibling's amusement.

The first board took nearly twenty minutes to explain, but there was another board under that, and a third under that one.

"Doesn't he do anything besides practice over the holidays?" Ginny asked, amazed that someone could be that obsessed with Quidditch.

"I doubt it." Harry told her.

Harry sank into a stupor as Wood droned on and on.
"So," said Wood, at long last, jerking Harry from a wistful fantasy about what he could be eating for breakfast at this very moment up at the castle. "Is that clear? Any questions?"
"I've got a question, Oliver," said George, who had woken with a start. "Why couldn't you have told us all this yesterday when we were awake?"
Wood wasn't pleased.

"He was never really pleased with you two was he?" Harry asked them.

"Nope. But he kept us anyway," they answered with wide grins.

"Now, listen here, you lot," he said, glowering at them all. "We should have won the Quidditch cup last year. We're easily the best team. But unfortunately - owing to circumstances beyond our control-"
Harry shifted guiltily in his seat. He had been unconscious in the hospital wing for the final match of the previous year, meaning that Gryffindor had been a player short and had suffered their worst defeat in three hundred years.

"You shouldn't have felt guilty about that!" Hermione exploded. "You stopped Voldemort from returning to power!"

"Yeah, but I also caused Gryffindor to lose the Cup," Harry said reasonably.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Boys," she grumbled.

Wood took a moment to regain control of himself. Their last defeat was clearly still torturing him.

"Not as bad as that year did," Harry said remembering Wood's face when Quidditch was canceled.

"So this year, we train harder than ever before... Okay, let's go and put our new theories into practice!" Wood shouted, seizing his broomstick and leading the way out of the locker rooms. Stiff-legged and still yawning, his team followed.
They had been in the locker room so long that the sun was up completely now, although remnants of mist hung over the grass in the stadium. As Harry walked onto the field, he saw Ron and Hermione sitting in the stands.
"Aren't you finished yet?" called Ron incredulously.
"Haven't even started," said Harry, looking jealously at the toast and marmalade Ron and Hermione had brought out of the Great Hall.

"Had we known you were going to be that long we would have brought you something else," Hermione said thoughtfully.

"Wood's been teaching us new moves."
He mounted his broomstick and kicked at the ground, soaring up into the air. The cool morning air whipped his face, waking him far more effectively than Wood's long talk. It felt wonderful to be back on the Quidditch field. He soared right around the stadium at full speed, racing Fred and George.
"What's that funny clicking noise?" called Fred as they hurtled around the corner.

"Take two guesses," Harry sighed.

"Hmm…Malfoy's shiny shoes?" Fred asked jokingly.

"Of course not! It's Snape using echolocation idiot!" George corrected softly so that his mother wouldn't hear him.

Harry looked into the stands. Colin was sitting in one of the highest seats, his camera raised, taking picture after picture, the sound strangely magnified in the deserted stadium.
"Look this way, Harry! This way!" he cried shrilly.
"Who's that?" said Fred.
"No idea," Harry lied, putting on a spurt of speed that took him as far away as possible from Colin.
"What's going on?" said Wood, frowning, as he skimmed through the air toward them. "Why's that first year taking pictures? I don't like it. He could be a Slytherin spy, trying to find out about our new training program."

"He really is paranoid." Neville stated in surprise.

"Trust us Neville, he only gets worse as the season goes on," most of the team said.

"He's in Gryffindor," said Harry quickly.
"And the Slytherins don't need a spy, Oliver," said George.
"What makes you say that?" said Wood testily.

"They're there aren't they?" Remus asked, making it sound more like a statement than a question.

"Because they're here in person," said George, pointing.
Several people in green robes were walking onto the field, broomsticks in their hands.
"I don't believe it!" Wood hissed in outrage. "I booked the field for today! We'll see about this!"
Wood shot toward the ground, landing rather harder than he meant to in his anger, staggering slightly as he dismounted. Harry, Fred, and George followed.
"Flint!" Wood bellowed at the Slytherin Captain. "This is our practice time! We got up specially! You can clear off now!"
Marcus Flint was even larger than Wood. He had a look of trollish cunning on his face as he replied, "Plenty of room for all of us, Wood."
Angelina, Alicia, and Katie had come over, too. There were no girls on the Slytherin team, who stood shoulder to shoulder, facing the Gryffindors, leering to a man.
"But I booked the field!" said Wood, positively spitting with rage. "I booked it!"
"Ah," said Flint. "But I've got a specially signed note here from Professor Snape. I, Professor S. Snape, give the Slytherin team permission to practice today on the Quidditch field owing to the need to train their new Seeker'. "

"Because he needs all the training possible," Harry said lightly and everyone laughed.

Snape just glared down at them tight lipped. Draco did turn out to be a very disappointing Seeker.

"You've got a new Seeker?" said Wood, distracted. "Where?"
And from behind the six large figures before them came a seventh, smaller boy, smirking all over his pale, pointed face. It was Draco Malfoy.
"Aren't you Lucius Malfoy's son?" said Fred, looking at Malfoy with dislike.
"Funny you should mention Draco's father," said Flint as the whole Slytherin team smiled still more broadly. "Let me show you the generous gift he's made to the Slytherin team."
All seven of them held out their broomsticks. Seven highly polished, brand-new handles and seven sets of fine gold lettering spelling the words Nimbus Two Thousand and One gleamed under the Gryffindors' noses in the early morning sun.

"So Lucius bribed his son on to the team. Why am I not surprised?" Remus muttered.

"Because it's the Malfoys and the only way they get anywhere in by bribery." Harry replied instantly and Fudge shifted uncomfortably.

"Very latest model. Only came out last month," said Flint carelessly, flicking a speck of dust from the end of his own. "I believe it outstrips the old Two Thousand series by a considerable amount. As for the old Cleansweeps" - he smiled nastily at Fred and George, who were both clutching Cleansweep Fives -" sweeps the board with them."
None of the Gryffindor team could think of anything to say for a moment. Malfoy was smirking so broadly his cold eyes were reduced to slits.
"Oh, look," said Flint. "A field invasion."
Ron and Hermione were crossing the grass to see what was going on.
"What's happening?" Ron asked Harry. "Why aren't you playing? And what's he doing here?"
He was looking at Malfoy, taking in his Slytherin Quidditch robes.
"I'm the new Slytherin Seeker, Weasley," said Malfoy, smugly. "Everyone's just been admiring the brooms my father's bought our team."
Ron gaped, open-mouthed, at the seven superb broomsticks in front of him.
"Good, aren't they?" said Malfoy smoothly. "But perhaps the Gryffindor team will be able to raise some gold and get new brooms, too.

"Don't need them since we beat you anyway," Fred laughed.

You could raffle off those Cleansweep Fives; I expect a museum would bid for them."
The Slytherin team howled with laughter.
"At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in," said Hermione sharply. "They got in on pure talent."

"You tell him Hermione!" Ginny cheered.

The smug look on Malfoy's face flickered.
"No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood," he spat.

Everyone jumped out of their seats in outrage, except for Hermione, who remained calm.

"Oh relax will you?" She said in general. "It doesn't bother me, why should it? I know I'm better than Malfoy and all of his talk about blood purity is just a way to make them feel superior. It's the same with house-elves or goblins! They talk down to them because they know that they're not as good as the others."

People stared at Hermione. "Well said," Remus finally said and Hermione blushed under the praise.

Harry knew at once that Malfoy had said something really bad because there was an instant uproar at his words. Flint had to dive in front of Malfoy to stop Fred and George jumping on him,

"Unfortunately Flint wasn't there this year," George mumbled.

"Yeah but at least you got him," Fred pointed out.

Alicia shrieked, "How dare you!" and Ron plunged his hand into his robes, pulled out his wand, yelling, "You'll pay for that one, Malfoy!" and pointed it furiously under Flint's arm at Malfoys face.

"Isnt your wand broken though?" Neville asked Ron who blushed.

"Rush of the moment you know, didn't really think about that," Ron mumbled in response.

A loud bang echoed around the stadium and a jet of green light shot out of the wrong end of Ron's wand, hitting him in the stomach and sending him reeling backward onto the grass.
"Ron! Ron! Are you all right?" squealed Hermione.
Ron opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. Instead he gave an almighty belch and several slugs dribbled out of his mouth onto his lap.

"Eww!" Several people said with revolted looks. Ginny in particular looked like she was going to be sick.

The Slytherin team were paralyzed with laughter. Flint was doubled up, hanging onto his new broomstick for support. Malfoy was on all fours, banging the ground with his fist. The Gryffindors were gathered around Ron, who kept belching large, glistening slugs. Nobody seemed to want to touch him.

"Cant really blame them for that, it was disgusting," Harry said wrinkling his nose.

"We'd better get him to Hagrid's, it's nearest," said Harry to Hermione, who nodded bravely, and the pair of them pulled Ron up by the arms.
"What happened, Harry? What happened? Is he ill? But you can cure him, can't you?" Colin had run down from his seat and was now dancing alongside them as they left the field. Ron gave a huge heave and more slugs dribbled down his front.
"Oooh," said Colin, fascinated and raising his camera. "Can you hold him still, Harry?"

"There really is something wrong with that kid." George commented.

"Yeah," Fred agreed. "I mean how can you be fascinated by slugs someone burped up?"

"Get out of the way, Colin!" said Harry angrily. He and Hermione supported Ron out of the stadium and across the grounds toward the edge of the forest.
"Nearly there, Ron," said Hermione as the gamekeeper's cabin came into view. "You'll be all right in a minute - almost there-"

"What, you didn't know the counter curse?" Ginny asked her friend in amazement.

"I didn't know what spell he had used, and since every time he opened his mouth a slug came out, I thought better than to ask." Hermione answered.

They were within twenty feet of Hagrid's house when the front door opened, but it wasn't Hagrid who emerged. Gilderoy Lockhart, wearing robes of palest mauve today, came striding out.

"Why does he show up everywhere?" Neville complained. "He's almost as bad as Malfoy."

"Quick, behind here," Harry hissed, dragging Ron behind a nearby bush. Hermione followed, somewhat reluctantly.
"It's a simple matter if you know what you're doing!" Lockhart was saying loudly to Hagrid. "If you need help, you know where I am! I'll let you have a copy of my book. I'm surprised you haven't already got one - I'll sign one tonight and send it over. Well, good-bye!"

"Didn' want one." Hagrid said gruffly.

And he strode away toward the castle.
Harry waited until Lockhart was out of sight, then pulled Ron out of the bush and up to Hagrid's front door. They knocked urgently.
Hagrid appeared at once, looking very grumpy, but his expression brightened when he saw who it was.
"Bin wonderin'when you'd come ter see me - come in, come in - thought you mighta bin Professor Lockhart back again-"
Harry and Hermione supported Ron over the threshold into the one-roomed cabin, which had an enormous bed in one corner, a fire crackling merrily in the other. Hagrid didn't seem perturbed by Ron's slug problem, which Harry hastily explained as he lowered Ron into a chair.
"Better out than in," he said cheerfully, plunking a large copper basin in front of him. "Get em all up, Ron."

"Urgh that was nasty," Ron commented for the first time.

"I don't think there's anything to do except wait for it to stop," said Hermione anxiously, watching Ron bend over the basin. "That's a difficult curse to work at the best of times, but with a broken wand-"
Hagrid was bustling around making them tea. His boarhound, Fang, was slobbering over Harry.
"What did Lockhart want with you, Hagrid?" Harry asked, scratching Fang's ears.
"Givin'me advice on gettin' kelpies out of a well," growled Hagrid, moving a half-plucked rooster off his scrubbed table

"Harry! The rooster!" Hermione cried, slapping a hand to her forehead. "It was right there the whole time!"

"I know 'Mione, but we got there in the end right?" Harry replied cryptically, much to the general annoyance.

and setting down the teapot. "Like I don'know. An'bangin'on about some banshee he banished. If one word of it was true, I'll eat my kettle."

"Thank you Hagrid!" Remus said appreciatively. Then he looked over at Hermione with a smirk. "At east someone knows he's an idiot."

"Oh shut up," Hermione replied good naturedly, though she was blushing.

It was most unlike Hagrid to criticize a Hogwarts' teacher, and Harry looked at him in surprise. Hermione, however, said in a voice somewhat higher than usual, "I think you're being a bit unfair. Professor Dumbledore obviously thought he was the best man for the job-"

"Actually he was the only one Miss Granger," Dumbledore replied.

"He was the on'y man for the job," said Hagrid, offering them a plate of treacle fudge, while Ron coughed squelchily into his basin. "An'I mean the on'y one. Gettin'very difficult ter find anyone fer the Dark Arts job. People aren't too keen ter take it on, see. They're startin'ter think it's jinxed.

"Did you know it was jinxed?" Harry asked Remus who nodded.

"It had been ever since our sixth year. After that, no Professor had the job for more than a year."

"But you took it anyway?" Neville asked in awe.

"I wasn't going to miss an opportunity. I suppose I should be thankful that I only resigned and didn't leave the post in any other fashion."

"Oh come on, it's like you would have died," Harry said rolling his eyes.

No one's lasted long fer a while now. So tell me," said Hagrid, jerking his head at Ron. "Who was he tryin' ter curse?"
"Malfoy called Hermione something - it must've been really bad, because everyone went wild."
"It was bad," said Ron hoarsely, emerging over the tabletop looking pale and sweaty. "Malfoy called her Mudblood,' Hagrid-"
Ron dived out of sight again as a fresh wave of slugs made their appearance. Hagrid looked outraged.
"He didn'!" he growled at Hermione.
"He did," she said. "But I don't know what it means. I could tell it was really rude, of course-"
"It's about the most insulting thing he could think of," gasped Ron, coming back up. "Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born - you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards - like Malfoy's family - who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood." He gave a small burp, and a single slug fell into his outstretched hand. He threw it into the basin and continued, "I mean, the rest of us know it doesn't make any difference at all. Look at Neville Longbottom - he's pure-blood and he can hardly stand a cauldron the right way up."

"Sorry Neville," Ron apologized while Snape half nodded in agreement with Ron's past statement.

"An'they haven't invented a spell our Hermione can'do," said Hagrid proudly, making Hermione go a brilliant shade of magenta.
"It's a disgusting thing to call someone," said Ron, wiping his sweaty brow with a shaking hand. "Dirty blood, see. Common blood. It's ridiculous. Most wizards these days are half-blood anyway. If we hadn't married Muggles we'd've died out."

"That is true. In fact, its only a matter of time before the inbreeding takes its toll." Remus mused.

"What do you mean by that?" Ginny asked curiously.

"Well after much of the same blood is mixed by cousins marrying cousins and so, some diseases take their toll and sometimes the magic in the children isn't as strong because there isn't any new blood."

"So is that Snuffles' problem?" Harry asked cheekily and Remus laughed.

"One of many, as I've always said, but I'll be sure to tell him you said that."

He retched and ducked out of sight again.
"Well, I don'blame yeh fer tryin'ter curse him, Ron," said Hagrid loudly over the thuds of more slugs hitting the basin. "Bu' maybe it was a good thing yer wand backfired. Spect Lucius Malfoy would've come marchin' up ter school if yeh'd cursed his son. Least yer not in trouble."

"Oh yeah because burping up slugs was so much fun," Ron said sarcastically.

"Better than detention," Harry pointed out.

"But we had that anyway." Ron waved his point away.

Harry would have pointed out that trouble didn't come much worse than having slugs pouring out of your mouth, but he couldn't;

"You see! Even you agree with me!" Ron exclaimed.

"Mate? You do know you're talking to a book right?" Harry sniggered as Ron blushed.

Hagrid's treacle fudge had cemented his jaws together.

"Sorry 'bout that," Hagrid apologized but Harry simply shrugged.

"Harry," said Hagrid abruptly as though struck by a sudden thought. "Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I've heard you've bin givin' out signed photos. How come I haven't got one?"
Furious, Harry wrenched his teeth apart.

"That did hurt a bit," Harry reminisced, rubbing his jaw.

"I have not been giving out signed photos," he said hotly. "If Lockhart's still spreading that around-"

"Relax Harry, he was only teasing you," Fred rolled his eyes.

But then he saw that Hagrid was laughing.
"I'm on'y jokin'," he said, patting Harry genially on the back and sending him face first into the table. "I knew yeh hadn't really. I told Lockhart yeh didn'need teh. Yer more famous than him without tryin'."

"Anyone could be more famous than him if he wasn't so blasted good at memory charms," Remus stated.

"You know about the memory charms?" Ron asked in surprise, though with a little guilt.

Remus shrugged. "It was the only thing he was good at in school, and I figured that he took credit for things other people did and wiped their memory."

"Bet he didn't like that," said Harry, sitting up and rubbing his chin.
"Don'think he did," said Hagrid, his eyes twinkling. "An'then I told him I'd never read one o'his books an' he decided ter go. Treacle fudge, Ron?" he added as Ron reappeared.

"You forgot he was burping slugs didn't you?" Hermione asked, not unkindly.

"Well I figur'd he could do with some food," Hagrid defended himself.

"No thanks," said Ron weakly. "Better not risk it."
"Come an'see what I've bin growin'," said Hagrid as Harry and Hermione finished the last of their tea.
In the small vegetable patch behind Hagrid's house were a dozen of the largest pumpkins Harry had ever seen. Each was the size of a large boulder.

"And its only September!" Neville said in surprise, but then he remembered how large those pumpkins had been at Halloween, and decided it made sense.

"Gettin'on well, aren't they?" said Hagrid happily. "Fer the Halloween feast... should be big enough by then."
"What've you been feeding them?" said Harry.

"Or not," Fred and George chuckled.

Hagrid looked over his shoulder to check that they were alone.
"Well, I've bin givin' them - you know - a bit o'help-"
Harry noticed Hagrid's flowery pink umbrella leaning against the back wall of the cabin. Harry had had reason to believe before now that this umbrella was not all it looked; in fact, he had the strong impression that Hagrid's old school wand was concealed inside it.

"Gee you think?" George said sarcastically.

"Hey I was twelve all right!"

Hagrid wasn't supposed to use magic. He had been expelled from Hogwarts in his third year, but Harry had never found out why - any mention of the matter and Hagrid would clear his throat loudly and become mysteriously deaf until the subject was changed.
"An Engorgement Charm, I suppose?" said Hermione, halfway between disapproval and amusement. "Well, you've done a good job on them."
"That's what yer little sister said," said Hagrid, nodding at Ron. "Met her jus' yesterday." Hagrid looked sideways at Harry, his beard twitching. "Said she was jus' lookin' round the grounds, but I reckon she was hopin' she might run inter someone else at my house." He winked at Harry. "If yeh ask me, she wouldn' say no ter a signed-"

"Thanks Hagrid," Ginny said, looking up though her face was a bright red. Between all of the embarrassing things she did that year and the Chamber, it was a miracle that Harry was still talking to her.

"Oh, shut up," said Harry. Ron snorted with laughter and the ground was sprayed with slugs.
"Watch it!" Hagrid roared, pulling Ron away from his precious pumpkins.
It was nearly lunchtime and as Harry had only had one bit of treacle fudge since dawn, he was keen to go back to school to eat. They said good-bye to Hagrid and walked back up to the castle, Ron hiccoughing occasionally, but only bringing up two very small slugs.

A wave of revulsion passed over them all except for Luna, who said rather cheerfully, "Well at least they're stopping Ronald!"

"Right. Er…thanks Luna?" Ron said uncertainly looking for help.

They had barely set foot in the cool entrance hall when a voice rang out, "There you are, Potter - Weasley." Professor McGonagall was walking toward them, looking stern.

"What else is new?" Several of the students said, earning themselves the famed 'McGonagall Glare'. Once she was sure all of the students looked properly abashed, McGonagall allowed herself a brief smirk.

"You will both do your detentions this evening."
"What're we doing, Professor?" said Ron, nervously suppressing a burp.
"You will be polishing the silver in the trophy room with Mr. Filch," said Professor McGonagall. "And no magic, Weasley - elbow grease."
Ron gulped. Argus Filch, the caretaker, was loathed by every student in the school.

"I'm sure the feeling's mutual," Hermione replied and Fred and George clapped appreciatively.

"And you, Potter, will be helping Professor Lockhart answer his fan mail," said Professor McGonagall.

"And what fun that was!" Harry said in mock cheerfulness. On the inside however, his stomach was turning. That detention was when he first heard the Basilisk, not that he knew it at the time. What would everyone say when they found out? What would Sirius say?

"Oh n- Professor, can't I go and do the trophy room, too?" said Harry desperately.
"Certainly not," said Professor McGonagall, raising her eyebrows. "Professor Lockhart requested you particularly. Eight o'clock sharp, both of you."
Harry and Ron slouched into the Great Hall in states of deepest gloom, Hermione behind them, wearing a well-you-did-break-school-rules sort of expression. Harry didn't enjoy his shepherd's pie as much as he'd thought. Both he and Ron felt they'd got the worse deal.

"I'd rather have cleaned the trophies," Fred and George said simultaneously.

"Filch'll have me there all night," said Ron heavily. "No magic! There must be about a hundred cups in that room. I'm no good at Muggle cleaning."
"I'd swap anytime," said Harry hollowly. "I've had loads of practice with the Dursleys.

There was a soft growl from Remus, but Harry did not acknowledge it, nor did he look over at Mrs. Weasley who was sending him curious glances.

Answering Lockhart's fan mail... he'll be a nightmare..."

"More so than usual," Harry added.

Saturday afternoon seemed to melt away, and in what seemed like no time, it was five minutes to eight, and Harry was dragging his feet along the second-floor corridor to Lockhart's office. He gritted his teeth and knocked.
The door flew open at once. Lockhart beamed down at him.
"Ah, here's the scalawag!" he said. "Come in, Harry, come in-"
Shining brightly on the walls by the light of many candles were countless framed photographs of Lockhart. He had even signed a few of them. Another large pile lay on his desk.
"You can address the envelopes!" Lockhart told Harry, as though this was a huge treat.
"This first one's to Gladys Gudgeon, bless her - huge fan of mine-"
The minutes snailed by. Harry let Lockhart's voice wash over him, occasionally saying, "Mmm" and "Right" and "Yeah." Now and then he caught a phrase like, "Fame's a fickle friend, Harry," or "Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that."

"Which doesn't even make sense!" Harry said in frustration. He wanted to get this chapter over with, the sooner the better.

The candles burned lower and lower, making the light dance over the many moving faces of Lockhart watching him. Harry moved his aching hand over what felt like the thousandth envelope, writing out Veronica Smethley's address. It must be nearly time to leave , Harry thought miserably, please let it be nearly time...
And then he heard something - something quite apart from the spitting of the dying candles and Lockhart's prattle about his fans.
It was a voice, a voice to chill the bone marrow, a voice of breathtaking, ice-cold venom.
"Come... come to me... Let me rip you... Let me tear you... Let me kill you..."

"What was that?" Remus asked in alarm looking over at Harry, who was wearing an unreadable mask. Ginny however, he noticed, had lost all of her color.

Harry gave a huge jump and a large lilac blot appeared on Veronica Smethley's street.
"What?" he said loudly.
"I know!" said Lockhart. "Six solid months at the top of the best-seller list! Broke all records!"

"He didn't hear it?" Remus inquired. There couldn't have been someone in the room with them…the door would have opened and there was no doubt that Harry would have caught that.

"No," said Harry frantically. "That voice!"
"Sorry?" said Lockhart, looking puzzled. "What voice?"
"That - that voice that said - didn't you hear it?"
Lockhart was looking at Harry in high astonishment.
"What are you talking about, Harry? Perhaps you're getting a little drowsy? Great Scott - look at the time! We've been here nearly four hours! I'd never have believed it - the time's flown, hasn't it?"

"Not," Ron answered for his friend who hadn't moved since the 'voice' made its appearance.

Harry didn't answer. He was straining his ears to hear the voice again, but there was no sound now except for Lockhart telling him he mustn't expect a treat like this every time he got detention.

"A treat?" Remus echoed. "Does he really think that anything involving him is so amazing?"

"Yes." Harry answered simply.

Feeling dazed, Harry left.
It was so late that the Gryffindor common room was almost empty. Harry went straight up to the dormitory. Ron wasn't back yet. Harry pulled on his pajamas, got into bed, and waited. Half an hour later, Ron arrived, nursing his right arm and bringing a strong smell of polish into the darkened room.
"My muscles have all seized up," he groaned, sinking on his bed. "Fourteen times he made me buff up that Quidditch cup before he was satisfied. And then I had another slug attack all over a Special Award for Services to the School. Took ages to get the slime off... How was it with Lockhart?"
Keeping his voice low so as not to wake Neville, Dean, and Seamus, Harry told Ron exactly what he had heard.
"And Lockhart said he couldn't hear it?" said Ron. Harry could see him frowning in the moonlight. "D'you think he was lying? But I don't get it - even someone invisible would've had to open the door."

"I agree," Remus muttered, frowning as he thought.

"I know," said Harry, lying back in his four-poster and staring at the canopy above him. "I don't get it either."

"Well that was a rather long chapter," Mrs. Weasley said as she put the book down with great relief.

"Can I read next Mrs. Weasley?" Neville asked hesitantly. In truth, he was afraid of the woman that had sent that dreaded Howler in second year since he knew that she could yell that loud.

"Of course you can dear," Mrs. Weasley said kindly, unaware about the effect she had on the boy as she passed the book to him.
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