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Diary of a Potentially Insane Bitch

by mynerdyromance 6 reviews

Probably the only time in my life that I'll ever go mainstream.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres:  - Published: 2013-01-14 - Updated: 2013-01-15 - 326 words

Listening to: "One Day More" from Les Miserables. Partially because I'm completely obsessed with that musical, and partially because I'm in my school's production of it. Bounces up and down due to excitement about this.
Current mood: Well, it was just 'meh', but now that I've got myself bouncing, I guess I'm excited.


Okay, I'm kidding. I don't actually type like that. Anygay, I decided to create a diary thing on here. Why, you ask? Well...

Numero uno: I'm bored as fuck.
El numero dos: It's hard for me to keep an actual pen-and-paper diary, because I never write in it.
El numero tres: I'm so awkward that I can't even socialize with people on here, as much as I'd like to. So I figured that this would be a good way for y'all to get to know me.

(Did I really just say y'all? What the fuck?)

So, since I don't really know what to say, here's some facts about yours truly.
1. My name is Natalia Glinka. (Ugh. What a boring way to start this off.)
2. I live in Alaska. And I can see Russia from my house. (Palin jokes, anyone? No?)
3. In Soviet Russia, Russia sees YOU from house!
4.^ Confuscius said that did u kno
5. I'm sixteen years old as of four days ago.
6. I singlehanded-ly convinced my health teacher to talk about gay sex during the sex-ed portion of our class. Fuck yeah.
9. I love musicals, in case you hadn't noticed.
10. Actually, scratch that last one. I love any sort of theatre.
11. I'm obsessed with Doctor Who.
12. I write Hetalia fanfiction on livejournal. (Denmark/Norway is like, totally my OTP.)
13. Thirteen is my favorite number; I have no idea why.
14. I'm so neurotic that Woody Allen pales in comparison to me.
15. I love the movie The Royal Tennenbaums.

That's it for now, I guess. Sorry if I bored you to death!

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