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Without You Yere, I'm the Loser of The Year

by Sam41 4 reviews

Profile of a Sam, but please notice my Simple Plan referrance

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-01-20 - Updated: 2013-01-20 - 1144 words

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Username: Sam41; HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?!
Like legit
Oh is it like “meaning behind the username?”
No? WELL THEN
Meaning Behind The Username: OHFUCKYOU
But Sum 41, replace the ‘u’ with an ‘a’ and you got Sam so FUCK YEAH IM WITTY

Real name: Sam Wesley Alexx (No, not my real name; well Sam is..but my true to life name is overly girly, and I am more pop-punk, punk-rock here)

Gender: I AM LACKING MAN PARTS OKAY?!
Man part-less
No wang
I gots boobs
I’m blunt….and LIKE IT –nods like a b…..wait no!! -hisses like a boss-

Age: OMFG IM 15 YAY, It was an amazing day; got replys from celebrities (no Mtrench or anything but OMFG, I think I almost died from my inner fangirl attack a couple of times)

Country: Okay, I say this A LOT; Home of like half of my favorite bands……yes CAN-A-DIAN-A
I say stuff weird, but yeah I’m Canadian
OMFG SUM 41 JUST CAME ON!!
Love this song :3

City: I live in the middle of one “city” and a town, the “City” is just a big-ish town with a hallway for a mall (we used to have a CD place, an epic clothing place and shoe store; but yeah their closed out, and Zellers is leaving too.) DAMMIT ALL WE HAVE THERE IS SOBEYS AND WALMART; I hate it
The town (where I go to school) HAS A BAND MERCH STORE AND MUSIC PLACE (like where they sell basses and stuffs) it’s cool….

Religion: PUNK ROCK mwaha, but honestly I think Christian….but do I ever sound religious? NO AND I PLAN to keep it that way, I really gotta stop my raging

Relationship Status: You all know my ficwaddle status, but in Real Life
Reality
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, the scary place besides the internet
I’m dating the all amazing, psycho, Jalex shipping Ash :3

Picture of yourself: -Laughs like a retard- No
1) I still haven’t gotten my Jack Barakat skunk hair
2) My hair is fading (except the stupid ass black)
3) My face will cause blindness, nausea, and in extreme cases death
Yeah I don’t like how I look

Favorite Musicians/Bands: Oh god, here we go
Marianas Trench
Simple Plan (Truly saved my life; so yeah)
MCR
FOB
Breaking Benjamin
Sum 41
Linkin Park
Panic! At The Disco
Hedley
All Time Low
Four Nights Gone
Down With Webster
Faber Drive
Nickelback
Theory of a Deadman
Blink 182
Get Scared
Billy Talent
BVB
Good Charlotte
Green Day
The Offspring
The Operation M.D
Paramore
Three Days Grace
H20
Cherri Bomb (I bought their album at the beginning of the month; and holy shit they are awesome)
Pierce the Veil
Sleeping With Sirens
Mayday Parade
Suicide Silence


Favorite Movies:
ParaNorman
Hotel Transylvania
127 Hours
Boogeyman
Whip It
JennifersBody
A Big Package For You (Simple Plan)
Hedley's Try This At Home
Marianas Trench's The Legacy
MCR Life On The Murder Scene
The Vampire's Assistant
The Invisible
Chernobyl Diaries
Devil Inside
She Lives By Night
Hunger Games
Cabin In the Woods
Saw 1-7
Hostel 1/2 (3 sucks)
Possesion
Moth Diaries
All Time Low’s Straight to DVD

Favorite TV Shows:
ADVENTURE TIME (I am getting into it :3)
Walking Dead
On Tour With Marianas Trench
Born to Be: Simple Plan
Silent Library: All Time Low
Yeah I focus stuff around bands
My Date With (if any of my fav. Bands go on YOU ALL BETTER GO ONTO THE WEBSITE AND VOTE FOR ME!! I NEED TO MEET THEM)
Hoppus on Music (I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!! But they stopped playing it :/)
Joe Schmo Show

Favorite Books:
Virals/Seizure, and the third when she fucking releases it
Maximum Ride
The Uglies
Darren Shan
Halo (amazing book)
Rot and Ruin
Maximum Ride graphic novels (Yes I love Maximum Ride)
Anna Dressed In Blood
The Girl Of Nightmares (ADIB sequel)
Cell
Lockdown
Halo/Hades/Heaven(In the midst of reading Hades)
Vladimir Todd
Thirteen Reasons Why
Beautiful Disaster
The Simple Plan Official Story (Not out yet, but I'll fucking love it...that sounds weird and obsessive)
Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mockingjay
Perks of Being a Wallflower (I finished the first letter and almost cried, CHARLIE LET ME HUG YOU)

Heroes:
Gerard/Mikey Way
Cone (from Sum 41)
Mike Ayley
Mike Dirnt
Mark Hoppus
Pete Wentz
Josh Ramsay
David (Simple Plan)
Tommy Mac
Hayley Williams
Jon Walker
Jon(Billy Talent)
Eeehhhh
AJ
Billy Joe Armstrong
Tré Cool
Ash –insert last name here-
All you ficwaddles
Kellin Quinn
Alex Gaskarth
Jack Barakat
Deryck Whibley
Stevo32
Just to name a few…

Bandoms You Write For:
Sum 41
MCR
Panic!
FOB
Marianas Trench
Simple Plan
Green Day
Gunna try some SWS/PTV sometime…
ATL (Jalex, Zash, so many OTP’s)
And OC/OC

Pairings you Ship
Mikey/Ryan
Mikey/Pete
Zack/Ash
Ash/Sam
Jack/Alex
All the Simple Plan ships (that shit is hot)
Pewdie/Cry
Kellin/Vic
Skye/St.Jimmy
Kassper/The baggy sweatsuit
Brendon/Ryan
Spencer/Ryan
Spencer/Brendon
Uh I think I’m done
WAIT
Jay/Her boyfraaaaaaan
Cone/Deryck


Favorite Authors on FicWad:
Well fuck,
atomickilljoy,
Mizaral,
Bella_Jinxx
MrsWayBeckett,
CyanideSuicide,
ValentineRevenge,
Skeffr,
DisenchantedDestroya,
youcanstakemyheart,
RoseFrankiie,
AshIsNotOnFire,
LETDOWNOFTHECENTURY
HatedEyes

Favorite Fics: WELL AGAIN FUCK
Cross My Heart
Let's Change The World
Growing Up
Not a Hero, Just A Teen
Diffrent and War
Hitchin' A Ride Sorta' and Gah Can't Think Of a Title
Err
You Suck At Love
The Pregnancy of Gerard Way,
WHY DO I FORGET EVERYTHING AMAZING WHEN I GO TO TELL PEOPLE?!
Assembly
Mmmmm
Summertime
Eeeehhhhhh
Pretty much anything Marianas Trench (I don't care if you like them..go write fics for them) and Ryan the pushy virgin
And every Jalex/Kellic out there; if you write that shit you will be always in my favorites

Favorite Youtubers
Pewdiepie
Cry (ChaoticMonkey)
Shit; well anyone associated with those two is cool in my books

Random facts about yourself
-I am a very sexual bisexual
-Ryan the pushy virgin would be PISSED at the way I was dancing at the Much Music dance
-I am the most awkward penguin ever
-I play bass, one day gunna be in a band
-I’m getting the sexiest hair colour ever (go search Jack Barakat skunk hair then tell me that isn’t sexy)
-I am horrible at talking about myself
-I GIVE THE FUCK UP
-I swear a lot

Quote you’ll be known by:
“People are going to hate you, it’s just life….but just think, one day when their making lives horrible you will be sitting there laughing while drinking your apple juice.”
OR CAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND JUST THINK OF SHIT
“I’ve been through it all, now look at me! It’s going to be harder than anything you’ve ever faced before..but you’ll get through it, I believe in you.”
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