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ASH IS RANTING AGAIN

by Squidgy 1 review

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-01-29 - Updated: 2013-01-29 - 148 words

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OKAY, I WAS EMAILING RYAN AND I REMEMBERED THIS WEIRD STORY

So, about three weeks back, I had just broken up with Heather and a friend and I (her name's Trisha) were kinda maybe kissing in the backseat of the bus. One of my dude friends (Jed) snapped a photo and threatened to leak it :/

Yeah he's a bitch, but eh.

ALSO GUESS WHAT

So, my birthday is on February 8. We go on a week-long camp on... February the fucking 9th. So I have a massive week-long party with all my best friends and I'm gonna come back smelling like a camel's ass but eh. WHATEVS MAN. And me and Chloe (RL best friend) are gonna cause a fucking riot if we get split up when it comes to tents, she and I are gonna pull all-nighters and stuff and we're sharing a camel. :(

Anyway. There ya go.
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