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Why not?

by Squidgy 0 reviews

I feel like posting because I can

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-02-10 - Updated: 2013-02-10 - 223 words

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FUCKFUCKFUCK
Fuck
Fucking
Fuckity
Fuck

So many reasons why I love "fuck".
Best shit ever

FUCK SINGLE AWARENESS DAY; no really, everyone at my school is going to be cuddlier with their boyfriends and girlfriends (I hate them all, luckt cunts) and i'll be sitting there sad as a motherfucker.
(SEE FUCK CAN BE USED ANYWHERE)
Not because I'm going to be single like every other year
Somewhat because Simple Plan isn't going to be in my city again this year (holy fuckingcornpops; it's been a full year since I seen them live almost)

FUCK LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS; really though, it's like you like/love that person, but you can't see them.

Dammit, and it doesn't help when your friend talks to you about shit that's going on (my one friend has a lotta shit going on), and half of it is about how she can't see her boyfriend every day :/

Okay I'm done ranting.

BUT SO MUCH BAND MERCH LIKE OMFG
My mom is making me a squidgy
I'm getting an OM&M hoodie
An Asking Alexandria shirt
A blink 182 shirt
and going to Sum 41 in March
AND I'M PAYING FOR IT ALL!!
I feel so rich (you know just getting paid 100 bucks for getting kick ass marks last semester)
But I ain't spoiled, nope, nada, not at all

Okay bai

XxSam
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