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Real Name: Axel F. You know, like the Crazy Frog song. (And I still kinda hate my parents, or at least my father since he was the one who named me, for that.)
Username: TwistedFireStarter, but if you weren't blind you'd know that.
Gender: Male. Am I the only goddamn guy on this site?
Country: Australia, where we wrestle crocodiles in our spare time and ride kangaroos to school. NOT.
City: Now THAT would be telling, wouldn't it?
Religion: Atheist. Doesn't stop me from mentioning God all the time though.
Relationship status: Taken, but I'm pretty sure you all know that.
Picture of yourself: How about no?
Favourite musicians/bands: I'm skipping this question for your sake. Otherwise you'll be here for years. And no, I'm not kidding. You really would.
Favourite movies: Uh...I'm not gonna list all of them, but my current favorite would probably be The Avengers. Or something else. I don't know.
Favourite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
Favourite Books: I don't read. Not because I can't, I just choose not to.
Heroes: God. God is my hero, okay?! (This is what I mean in the religion section.) Just kidding, I don't really have a hero. It used to be my father up until about a year or two ago.
Bandoms you write for: None.
Pairings you ship: I prefer to keep out of that part of fandom.
In your opinion, what is the best story on Ficwad you feel you've ever written? I haven't written anything yet.
Your favourite authors on here: I don't read on here much.
Your favourite fics on here: See above.
FicWad authors you think have cool personalities (optional): Take a guess.
Sample of your writing: None yet, maybe later.
Other random shit:
-I'm about 5'9, but I'm just guessing because in Australia we don't use those measurements.
-I'm the oldest of my family, but technically I'm the middle child. Confusing, right?
-If random shit goes down at school or wherever, and someone's filming it, chances are it's me. I'm saving a heap of crazy videos up to upload onto YouTube at some point, hoping I'll go viral or something.
-I get extremely protective over people close to me.
-Everyone in my family but me is extremely short.
-Sometimes, I swear I'm adopted. Then I remember what my father looks like/looked like and realize I just look a lot like him.
-My biggest 'fear', per say, is turning out like my father.
-Because of my name, I get nicknamed "Crazy Frog". Anyone who calls me that soon regrets it, though.
And that was my vague Profile Of A Ficwaddian. Email me at axelwithchakrams@hotmail.com to know more. I don't bite...much.
-Axel.
Username: TwistedFireStarter, but if you weren't blind you'd know that.
Gender: Male. Am I the only goddamn guy on this site?
Country: Australia, where we wrestle crocodiles in our spare time and ride kangaroos to school. NOT.
City: Now THAT would be telling, wouldn't it?
Religion: Atheist. Doesn't stop me from mentioning God all the time though.
Relationship status: Taken, but I'm pretty sure you all know that.
Picture of yourself: How about no?
Favourite musicians/bands: I'm skipping this question for your sake. Otherwise you'll be here for years. And no, I'm not kidding. You really would.
Favourite movies: Uh...I'm not gonna list all of them, but my current favorite would probably be The Avengers. Or something else. I don't know.
Favourite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
Favourite Books: I don't read. Not because I can't, I just choose not to.
Heroes: God. God is my hero, okay?! (This is what I mean in the religion section.) Just kidding, I don't really have a hero. It used to be my father up until about a year or two ago.
Bandoms you write for: None.
Pairings you ship: I prefer to keep out of that part of fandom.
In your opinion, what is the best story on Ficwad you feel you've ever written? I haven't written anything yet.
Your favourite authors on here: I don't read on here much.
Your favourite fics on here: See above.
FicWad authors you think have cool personalities (optional): Take a guess.
Sample of your writing: None yet, maybe later.
Other random shit:
-I'm about 5'9, but I'm just guessing because in Australia we don't use those measurements.
-I'm the oldest of my family, but technically I'm the middle child. Confusing, right?
-If random shit goes down at school or wherever, and someone's filming it, chances are it's me. I'm saving a heap of crazy videos up to upload onto YouTube at some point, hoping I'll go viral or something.
-I get extremely protective over people close to me.
-Everyone in my family but me is extremely short.
-Sometimes, I swear I'm adopted. Then I remember what my father looks like/looked like and realize I just look a lot like him.
-My biggest 'fear', per say, is turning out like my father.
-Because of my name, I get nicknamed "Crazy Frog". Anyone who calls me that soon regrets it, though.
And that was my vague Profile Of A Ficwaddian. Email me at axelwithchakrams@hotmail.com to know more. I don't bite...much.
-Axel.
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