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• My Diary

  (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06

  DOES EVERYONE HAVE A CONDOM?

• My Diary

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06

  I always have condoms.
  
  Y'know. Just in case I need a balloon.
  
  For the children.

• My Diary

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06

  That sounded worse than it was supposed to.

• My Diary

  (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06

  I do. For . . my. . . homework?

• My Diary

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06

  Mia.
  We don't need condoms we're married.
  WHY DO YOU HAVE CONDOMS.
  ASJFOIASUDPFJASP

  Author's response

  WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  CONDOMS MEANS SAFE SEX
  THAT MEANS YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THE SEX
  OHNOSSSS
  ABSTINENCE!

• My Diary

  (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06

  I. Uh. . ! panicks COS FRANK?!!

  Author's response

  NO ELLIE IS ABSTINENT

• My Diary

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06

  Oh.....
  That's okay... I guess.....
  -Sobs-

  Author's response

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• My Diary

  (#) RyanCyanideKiller 2013-03-06

  And lube? DOES EVERYONE HAVE LUBE?

• My Diary

  (#) electricviolence 2013-03-06

  -nods-
  
  EVERYONE HAS LUBE. ALL THE COOL KIDS KEEP IT.

  Author's response

  OMG
  STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

• My Diary

  (#) xXchickenwithatacoXx 2013-03-06

  ELLIE I SWEAR HE FORCED ME!! D:

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