FicWad

I wrote this ages ago, I'm putting all my songs on here though!


He climbs up the golden hair
To find his girlfriend isn't there
He looks around the towers room
To see the princess isn't doomed

[chorus]
Fairy tales and other lies your parents told you
To teach you good to teach you what you shouldn't do
To teach you wrong
To teach you right
To teach you to
Believe
the lie

Cinderella sweeps the floor
Her mother made her do the chores
The guy she fell for at the ball
Decided he would never call

Chorus

Tooth fairy! (Yeah!)
Santa clause! (Yeah!)
Easter bunny! (Fuck yeah!)
Menopause! (Wait what?)

Chorus 2X