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So, I was thinking
"My mom is on my current FB, along with a lot of other people, who know me and I would be fucked if they found out about any of this"
Yeah, they don't know
They don't really need to know
and I would be fucked for life, if they realized I was dating
-A girl who I know off the internet
They wouldn't give two fucks about how much I love her, why?
-They think I'm straight(when I'm really bi)
-They think everyone on the internet is out to gang bang/murder me
Yeah, they watch way to many shows about chicks talking to people off the internet and getting raped/going to meet them and getting murdered and shit
LIKE DAMN
So, yeah
add me, or I'll add you
Cause here's the link
Later, ONCE MY FUCKING INTERNET DECIDES TO WORK AND ALLOW ME ON FUCKING FACEBOOK
So if my current account isn't on your friends list, and Sam Alexx adds you
HI
SAY FUCKING YES TO MY FUCKING FRIEND REQUEST
Yeah
Kaybye
"My mom is on my current FB, along with a lot of other people, who know me and I would be fucked if they found out about any of this"
Yeah, they don't know
They don't really need to know
and I would be fucked for life, if they realized I was dating
-A girl who I know off the internet
They wouldn't give two fucks about how much I love her, why?
-They think I'm straight(when I'm really bi)
-They think everyone on the internet is out to gang bang/murder me
Yeah, they watch way to many shows about chicks talking to people off the internet and getting raped/going to meet them and getting murdered and shit
LIKE DAMN
So, yeah
add me, or I'll add you
Cause here's the link
Later, ONCE MY FUCKING INTERNET DECIDES TO WORK AND ALLOW ME ON FUCKING FACEBOOK
So if my current account isn't on your friends list, and Sam Alexx adds you
HI
SAY FUCKING YES TO MY FUCKING FRIEND REQUEST
Yeah
Kaybye
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