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I LIKE ONE DIRECTION

by Sam41 4 reviews

Now that I have your attention, read this?

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-04-05 - 217 words

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NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
I still very much hate 1d
They are unoriginal whiney asshats
End.Of.Story

But have you guys heard of the movie Sinister?
-some random asshole in the back-

"I haven't, YOU'RE A LIAR!"

YOU SHUT UP, LIKE BLOODY HELL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION

"You just asked if we all heard of that movie"

Bitch, shut the fuck up and let me speak

But, I'm actually getting ready to curl up and watch it (I'll probably fall asleep and finish watching it tomorrow morning or something)
But I want to write a fic based off it (I guess it's some scary as fuck movie; CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BRING IT ON BITCH..NOTHING CAN SCARE ME)
Well some things
But that's beside the point

So like I need opinions,
-Auditions, yay or nay?
-Pairings (Like Jalex, Sash, Pikey and all that)
-WILL THIS BE A TOTAL FALIURE
God, I'm going to shut up and start the movie (so I can take these god forsaken glasses off, I have to get them adjusted or whatever tomorrow because THEIR DIGGING INTO MY HEAD LIKE OUCH)
GOD
FUCK
YOU
SPECTACLES
FUCK
YOU
MAN
and I have a headache :/

CHEEZUZ SAM
STOP WHINING
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE IT WORSE THAN YOU
SO SHUT THE HELL UP
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