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I silently tipped toed over to ivy and staring at her while she slept just to be a weirdo and
creep her out for when she woke up… “BOO!” she screamed causing me to jump into the air and
falling back wards onto the ground glaring at her
“not cool ivy…”
“now you know how I feel being watched…its karma and it’s a slutty bitch isn’t it pop tart?”
ivy asked curling up to Dahvie on the chair trying to ease her nerves no doubt
“okay true…” I murmured walking out of the room and slowly creeping into the bathroom…being
quit and opening up the door very slowly as I poked my head in and then my body crawling over
to Jayy
“PATRICK!!!” I screamed jumping onto his back causing us to fall and a loud thud to echo threw
the bus floor
“what the fuck pop tart I nearly died!” fake hurt placed its way onto his face
“but you would of died a happy man baby a happy man I tell you!!!” I say hugging him softly
while standing up offering my hand and helping him up
“MMM!!!....”
“What the fuck??” I said looking at Jayy as we hear giggles and bags echo around the bus
“POP TART LOOK WHAT IVY HAS FOR YOU!!!!! COME AND GET IT!!!” ivy screamed shaking a bag
“ITS CHERRY BLOW POPS COME ON GIRL YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM!!!!” she yelled shaking the bag
again okay sorry I cant not go to a person who has cherry blow pops…
“MIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!!” I screamed sliding and falling a few times as I ran and pounced on
ivy tackling her smiling weirdly at me
“blow pop me baby blow pop me!” I said opening my mouth up widely as she slide one into it
making me smile
“now off pop tart before I get SpongeBob to eat your toes!!!” she whispered in my ear
causing me to scream and run and jump onto Dahvie’s back
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!.....FUCK ME IM A CELEBRITY! CAN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME I KNOW YOU WANNA AHH
JUST TO GET SOME WHERE!!!....” I screamed loudly while dancing in the middle of the floor like
a weirdo
“JAYY BIRD ILL JUST PUT THE DAMM SONG ON OKAY!!!” ivy yelled placing Lollipop luxury the dirty
kid version on repeat loudly and I started to dance again happily as I sucked my blow pop
“OMG LOL ITS TRUE THAT SEX WILL ALWAYS SELL!!!” I yelled out popping my ass
“DAMMM!!! PATRICK!!! SHES BEATING YOUR ASS POP!!!” ivy yelled laughing as Dahvie turned red
and Jayy walked into the main living area watching me with another person the song ended and
started again and I dragged ivy up to me and we started to dance and ivy pulled out her camera
and recorded us…
“ill make your booty drop!” I yelled striking a pose and ivy laughed
“OH HOT DAM HERE I CUM!! SHOW ME HOW YOU WANT IT DONE!” I screamed out
“DO I MAKE YOU WET?? ITS ALL AOUT THE C.U.N.T!!” Ivy screamed out licking my middle finger and
stopped recording us as we fell onto the ground laughing hard at the guys
“wow that was just interesting…” Dahvie said laughing some
“yeah…never knew a girl could pop a booty that fast…and better then Jayy!” the new guy said
and I smiled at him
“UMM! I AM JAYY!!!” I yelled out smiling “no one can pop ass better then me! And besides I’M
A DIVA BITCHES!!!!” I screamed out again laughing on ivy
“Heyy ivy pop tart this is Jeffrey Star!” Dahvie said smiling at the way my face lights up
when I’m hyper
“we know…SPONGEBOB!!!” I yelled again
“come on pop tart!” Jayy said picking me up and placing me on the couch by him and I instantly
snuggled into him..and giggling at Dahvie’s confused face
“Dahvie your SpongeBob because you got mad pineapple hair and where does SpongeBob live?? In a
pineapple so your pineapple haired SpongeBob…” I giggled out and he looked at me with a look
that said Are-You-Smoking-Crack?!
“oh come on Dahvie it’s cute!!” ivy said sitting on his lap
“OH ME GEE! SpongeBob get your limp dick outta the toaster and be happy at least I’m not
telling you that your fucking hello kitty in the ass while barney is taping you in your shower
when you sing and dance with the soap bottle!”
“okay What the Fuck???!”
“Is she okay??”
“guys guys guys shes fine okay that’s her way of saying be fucking great full I gave you a
cute name!” ivy giggled out and I poked Jeffrey’s chest over and over again smiling
“your warm!”
“thank you?” he said smiling and watching me curiously because Jayy and Dahvie had to do their
concert and ivy was dead asleep in the back so it was just me and Jeffrey on the couch with me
poking him as music played out of the speakers..it was calming
“I shall name you…Cotton candy!!!” I smiled out giggling
“awe that’s cute…” he said smiling as I added another finger… (XD)
“Soo…are you on this tour with Patrick and SpongeBob?? Like doing the tour with them or just
you know coming along for the ride??” I asked cocking my head to the side as I continued to
poke him softly
“just coming along for the hell of it…why are you poking me dear??”
“oh sorry I do that when im nervous” I said stopping and looking down…
“I never said you had to stop Jayy…” he said smiling and pulling my head up to look at him in
the eyes and what do you know my poking started back up again…
“FUCK MY LIFE SANTA HAS PAINTBALL CUMM!!! OH SHIT PANDA FARTS FIRE!!” ivy screamed walking out
of the back with a brush and a wash cloth looking really horrible with Frankenstein's hair!
“Ivy Frankenstein called he wants his hair back!” I said smiling and giggling
“just shut up and blow bitch!!” she said flipping me off as she sat on the floor in front of
me giving me the brush to start the 4 hour brushing to get her hair down and normal…
“so Cotton candy do you wanna help me out here!!!” I said looking back at Jeffrey handing him
the wash cloth “her face please!!” he nodded and sat down in front of ivy wiping off her
horribly smudged make up from earlier
“thank you guys!”
“no problem I wouldn’t want you to look like shit in front of Dahvie sense I know you like him
and all!” I said getting wide eyed and tugging on the brush
“OWWIE!”
“I have this under control…okay no I don’t ivy your hair just ate your brush!” I said trying
to get it out but failing as colorful arms and hands wrap around from the back of me gently
untangling ivy’s hair for me
“you slowly move up ward with a rocking motion honey and it’ll come right out” Jeffrey said
sitting back in front of ivy with a wink
“TAH-DAH!!” I yelled shoving her into the bathroom
“OMG!!!! IM FABULOUS AGAIN!!” ivy screamed hugging me and Jeffrey and running off to jump onto
Dahvie and Jayy who just walked into the bus
“thank you cotton candy!” I said hugging him and we joined the guys for movie night passing
out with my head on Jayy and my waist/butt on Jeffrey and feet on Dahvie while ivy slept on
the floor
creep her out for when she woke up… “BOO!” she screamed causing me to jump into the air and
falling back wards onto the ground glaring at her
“not cool ivy…”
“now you know how I feel being watched…its karma and it’s a slutty bitch isn’t it pop tart?”
ivy asked curling up to Dahvie on the chair trying to ease her nerves no doubt
“okay true…” I murmured walking out of the room and slowly creeping into the bathroom…being
quit and opening up the door very slowly as I poked my head in and then my body crawling over
to Jayy
“PATRICK!!!” I screamed jumping onto his back causing us to fall and a loud thud to echo threw
the bus floor
“what the fuck pop tart I nearly died!” fake hurt placed its way onto his face
“but you would of died a happy man baby a happy man I tell you!!!” I say hugging him softly
while standing up offering my hand and helping him up
“MMM!!!....”
“What the fuck??” I said looking at Jayy as we hear giggles and bags echo around the bus
“POP TART LOOK WHAT IVY HAS FOR YOU!!!!! COME AND GET IT!!!” ivy screamed shaking a bag
“ITS CHERRY BLOW POPS COME ON GIRL YOU KNOW YOU WANT THEM!!!!” she yelled shaking the bag
again okay sorry I cant not go to a person who has cherry blow pops…
“MIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!!” I screamed sliding and falling a few times as I ran and pounced on
ivy tackling her smiling weirdly at me
“blow pop me baby blow pop me!” I said opening my mouth up widely as she slide one into it
making me smile
“now off pop tart before I get SpongeBob to eat your toes!!!” she whispered in my ear
causing me to scream and run and jump onto Dahvie’s back
“NOOOOOOO!!!!!.....FUCK ME IM A CELEBRITY! CAN’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME I KNOW YOU WANNA AHH
JUST TO GET SOME WHERE!!!....” I screamed loudly while dancing in the middle of the floor like
a weirdo
“JAYY BIRD ILL JUST PUT THE DAMM SONG ON OKAY!!!” ivy yelled placing Lollipop luxury the dirty
kid version on repeat loudly and I started to dance again happily as I sucked my blow pop
“OMG LOL ITS TRUE THAT SEX WILL ALWAYS SELL!!!” I yelled out popping my ass
“DAMMM!!! PATRICK!!! SHES BEATING YOUR ASS POP!!!” ivy yelled laughing as Dahvie turned red
and Jayy walked into the main living area watching me with another person the song ended and
started again and I dragged ivy up to me and we started to dance and ivy pulled out her camera
and recorded us…
“ill make your booty drop!” I yelled striking a pose and ivy laughed
“OH HOT DAM HERE I CUM!! SHOW ME HOW YOU WANT IT DONE!” I screamed out
“DO I MAKE YOU WET?? ITS ALL AOUT THE C.U.N.T!!” Ivy screamed out licking my middle finger and
stopped recording us as we fell onto the ground laughing hard at the guys
“wow that was just interesting…” Dahvie said laughing some
“yeah…never knew a girl could pop a booty that fast…and better then Jayy!” the new guy said
and I smiled at him
“UMM! I AM JAYY!!!” I yelled out smiling “no one can pop ass better then me! And besides I’M
A DIVA BITCHES!!!!” I screamed out again laughing on ivy
“Heyy ivy pop tart this is Jeffrey Star!” Dahvie said smiling at the way my face lights up
when I’m hyper
“we know…SPONGEBOB!!!” I yelled again
“come on pop tart!” Jayy said picking me up and placing me on the couch by him and I instantly
snuggled into him..and giggling at Dahvie’s confused face
“Dahvie your SpongeBob because you got mad pineapple hair and where does SpongeBob live?? In a
pineapple so your pineapple haired SpongeBob…” I giggled out and he looked at me with a look
that said Are-You-Smoking-Crack?!
“oh come on Dahvie it’s cute!!” ivy said sitting on his lap
“OH ME GEE! SpongeBob get your limp dick outta the toaster and be happy at least I’m not
telling you that your fucking hello kitty in the ass while barney is taping you in your shower
when you sing and dance with the soap bottle!”
“okay What the Fuck???!”
“Is she okay??”
“guys guys guys shes fine okay that’s her way of saying be fucking great full I gave you a
cute name!” ivy giggled out and I poked Jeffrey’s chest over and over again smiling
“your warm!”
“thank you?” he said smiling and watching me curiously because Jayy and Dahvie had to do their
concert and ivy was dead asleep in the back so it was just me and Jeffrey on the couch with me
poking him as music played out of the speakers..it was calming
“I shall name you…Cotton candy!!!” I smiled out giggling
“awe that’s cute…” he said smiling as I added another finger… (XD)
“Soo…are you on this tour with Patrick and SpongeBob?? Like doing the tour with them or just
you know coming along for the ride??” I asked cocking my head to the side as I continued to
poke him softly
“just coming along for the hell of it…why are you poking me dear??”
“oh sorry I do that when im nervous” I said stopping and looking down…
“I never said you had to stop Jayy…” he said smiling and pulling my head up to look at him in
the eyes and what do you know my poking started back up again…
“FUCK MY LIFE SANTA HAS PAINTBALL CUMM!!! OH SHIT PANDA FARTS FIRE!!” ivy screamed walking out
of the back with a brush and a wash cloth looking really horrible with Frankenstein's hair!
“Ivy Frankenstein called he wants his hair back!” I said smiling and giggling
“just shut up and blow bitch!!” she said flipping me off as she sat on the floor in front of
me giving me the brush to start the 4 hour brushing to get her hair down and normal…
“so Cotton candy do you wanna help me out here!!!” I said looking back at Jeffrey handing him
the wash cloth “her face please!!” he nodded and sat down in front of ivy wiping off her
horribly smudged make up from earlier
“thank you guys!”
“no problem I wouldn’t want you to look like shit in front of Dahvie sense I know you like him
and all!” I said getting wide eyed and tugging on the brush
“OWWIE!”
“I have this under control…okay no I don’t ivy your hair just ate your brush!” I said trying
to get it out but failing as colorful arms and hands wrap around from the back of me gently
untangling ivy’s hair for me
“you slowly move up ward with a rocking motion honey and it’ll come right out” Jeffrey said
sitting back in front of ivy with a wink
“TAH-DAH!!” I yelled shoving her into the bathroom
“OMG!!!! IM FABULOUS AGAIN!!” ivy screamed hugging me and Jeffrey and running off to jump onto
Dahvie and Jayy who just walked into the bus
“thank you cotton candy!” I said hugging him and we joined the guys for movie night passing
out with my head on Jayy and my waist/butt on Jeffrey and feet on Dahvie while ivy slept on
the floor
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