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Epic Fights

by ExstacyMonroeSGTC 0 reviews

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2013-04-17 - 492 words - Complete

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^.^ Normal!! ^.^

 

 

the concert was hella good that night and so was the next few days all we did was party party

party right now we are all spread over the floor like a murder scene as we listen to the radio

 

"GR!!! why did the air conditioner have to break its like a moving microwave and my chicken

is starting to pop!!" ivy growled out flopping onto her belly as Dahvie put his hair up yeah i

know him put his hair up shocker a scary one!!!!

 

"Gr my ice condoms are melting in the fridge!!!" i yelled throwing a soggy condom at Jayy

slapping him in the face laughing as he screamed like a girl hopping out of his seat

 

"OH HELL NO GIRL I KNOW YOU JUST DID NOT THROW YOUR SOGGY CONDOM AT ME!!!" he yelled flipping

some of his hair and stalking towards me as i screamed

 

"FIRE B. SAVE ME!!!" i giggled cause it rhymed hehe as she jumped up tackling Jayy causing him

to fall back onto Dahvie and Dahvie fell onto Jeffree causing Jeffree to fall onto ivy and me

to stay standing on the sofa laughing

 

"what the fuck duck!??" Daniel said walking back into the room

 

"they did follow the leader Daniel and were the only ones left out of it" i said smiling at

the line of fallen bodies on the floor as i hoped onto Daniels back having him carry us out of

the room into the back room smiling as i got put onto the floor grabbing a guitar strumming

some tunes into it

 

 

 

 

^.^ Fire Bunnys ^.^

 

 

"Oh my gosh you fat ass get off of me your squishy my liver!!!" i complained trying to push

the stack of bodies off of me hearing some music coming from the back

 

"really dude your hurting my liver get off!!!" i yelled pinching Dahvies ass causing him to

yelp and struggle to get away as i kept pinching him

 

"DUDE THAT'S LIKE SOME BAD WALRUS ANAL SEX STOPPP!" he yelled out wiggling his way from under

Jeffres arm

 

"then move you blender sucking hoe!!" i growled out as a body was lifted from me making me

inhale sharply and scramble to my feet sighing as i flopped onto the couch glaring at Dahvie

as he glared at me

 

"whoa dude she got's a mouth like Pop Tart!!!" Jayy smiled giving me a random high five which

i took happily hehe yeah i guess me and Jayy Do have the same type of sarcasm...oh well

 

"BITCHES GET YOUR LIMP DICKS OUT OF EACH OTHERS COLLEN BAGS AND COME ON WE GOT TOOO GETTT

SPANGLESSSSSSSSS!!!!" Jayy yelled running threw the bus to the door as Daniel followed hugging

her waist

 

"AHHH MY GIRLFRIENDS GAY BOYFRIEND IS HUGGING HER JAYY POWER TO THE RESCUE!!!" Jayy yelled

jumping onto Daniel as i we all laughed and followed each other to spangles....ahh what a good

night...
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