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That Shit To Say Who the Actual Fuck I Am

by NothingToProve 4 reviews

'Cause why not?

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-04-29 - 484 words

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So I see you decided to learn more about the fucking fucktard hey? It's fine, I am the world's classiest fucktard, and I am bloody proud.
So don't try to take my title; it's all I have (right now, but one day..I'll pass it on to some other classy fucktard, and they can wear that crown)

Okay; so this profile thing huh? Why not, I've done enough of these before

My name is Skylee Alexandria Weston (because I thought Farrowe sounded weird)
I prefer Skye, cool?

My username, well as you can obviously see is NothingToProve
-It's a good song
-Amazing album
-And who the fuck do I have to prove anything to? It just works.

I'm 15, turning 16 next year.

I live in Canada; a small little town filled with total arrogant asshats
Rather not get into that subject, for I won't whine or complain ever
I'll use my other, past account to do that XD (if I even do)

My face can be seen on,
instagram: oneandonlyresidentskumfuk41

Or, if you prefer twitter: https://twitter.com/_Sam41_/status/328703338227056640
Pretty fucking epic hair right?
No...well fine

My favorite fics on here, there are way to many to say so I'll shorten it
-Anything by Ash (HatedEyes)
-Every oneshot Mia(xXchickenwithatacoXx) has ever written
-AJ(atomickilljoys) stuff
-A bunch of Liz's (obsessive-fangirl) stuff
-A bunch of Sadie's (MCR-99) stuff
-Abbie's (BipolarUnicorns) poems
and anything else I've ever said was quality work guys

And a bunch of Sum 41 fics from LJ (they are perfect, omg; I almost died)
READ IT
BECAUSE I FIND THIS ODDLY FUCKING HILARIOUS
http://slash-teehee.livejournal.com/51612.html
It's so fucking random (Including Deryck being Tom and Steve's kid..Cone being some fucking pedo American thing goin' on and blood hell..I found this fucking hilarious okay? I laughed my ass off) DON'T JUDGE ME ASSHATS WHO JUDGE ME

Okay favorite authors
See above
Pluuuus
Christy
Ryan/Gem
Uh -insert thinking face-
Almost anyone who doesn't write "liek thees cuz cum on u cnt reed thise. it well b anoyeng 5eva"

My favorite movies are
-Saw(all of them because gore doesn't phase me)
-Hostel
-Finding fucking Nemo
-Any band behind the scenes DVD
-Shadow People
-Sinister

I like a lot of books

My heros (in short are)
-David from Simple Plan
-Jonathan from Billy Talent
-Cone from Sum 41
-Sam from Asking Alexandria

I have a long list of favorite bands, which if you decide "hey, lets talk to this weirdo" will probably come up quite a bit

So if you are brave enough to talk to me,
just go ahead and email
skyehasnothingtoprove@hotmail.com

Why? Because I enjoy talking to people; and having weird-offs XD

So bye;
Enjoy life
Or whatever
Cause life is short (I don't understand that saying; the days drag on and on for me)
Bye
Love all you weirdos
Creepers
and band whores

Xo Skye
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