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Reasons Why My Brother Is An Idiot
6 reviewsPretty much his reactions to songs/bands I show him
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Reasons Why My Brother Is An Idiot
Pretty much, I'm trying to get my brother into QUALITY music. Mainly because the dipshit likes shit from Coldplay and Avril (no offence if you like them; but in my eyes one sucks balls, while the other is a fucking slut)
Don't hate me for having an opinion though
So; At the moment, I've shown him
-Bring Me The Horizon
-Good Charlotte
-Sleeping With Sirens
-Fall Out Boy
AND NOW (cause I started this like yesterday and decided to show him more)
-Sum 41
-Pierce The Veil
-Breaking Benjamin
-Green Day
Pretty much his reactions to songs
Good Charlotte's The Day That I Die
"Why is the guy so happy if he knows he's going to die today?"
Me; Dude, this was released a few years ago
"OHGOD WE'RE LISTENING TO A DEAD GUY?! THIS IS LIKE HIS LAST WORDS! HIS FAMILY SHOULD BE HEARING THIS NOT US!"
Bring Me The Horizon's Shadow Moses
"Why is the guy singing about sandpit turtles"?
Me; He's saying "this is sempiternal" (me being too lazy to scream)
"Nu-uh! We both heard him and he said "THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE"
Sleeping With Sirens' Lets Cheers To This
"So you do like bands with girl singers too?"
Me; Kellin is a guy -his name here-
"What? Is he gay or something because he sounds like a girl"
(I can't blame him; First time I hears SWS I thought Kellin was a chick too xD)
Fall Out Boy's whole "Save Rock and Roll" album
He liked it, hell he loved it.
Pretty much it turned into a 2 person headbanging not-so-much-moshing-mosh-pit
The kid isn't a total idiot, I'll give him that.
Pierce The Veil's A Match Into Water
"Why is the genre labelled 'Mexicore'?"
Me; -I pretty much died of laughter at this point, just the way he asked XD-
Sum 41's There's No Solution
(I would've played him the live version, cause fuck! The bass is amazing in that song live. But he won't listen to live songs)
"No solution to what? The singer dude being so short? Having a squidward nose?"
Me; Dear god..
"What? You've seen them! You see what the guy looks like!"
Breaking Benjamin's Breath
"Is this the band where the singer fires everyone?"
Me; Dude, shut up. And listen to the song
"Why would he talk about pouring salt into cuts?! That burns when you do that right..."
I just nodded; causing him to run out screaming.
Green Day's Kill The DJ
"He sounds like a girl. OOooooOooOooooooooo"
He does like some good music (Simple Plan, Marianas Trench, Of Mice & Men (he absolutely loves Squidgy), All Time Low and Hedley.
Pretty much, I'm trying to get my brother into QUALITY music. Mainly because the dipshit likes shit from Coldplay and Avril (no offence if you like them; but in my eyes one sucks balls, while the other is a fucking slut)
Don't hate me for having an opinion though
So; At the moment, I've shown him
-Bring Me The Horizon
-Good Charlotte
-Sleeping With Sirens
-Fall Out Boy
AND NOW (cause I started this like yesterday and decided to show him more)
-Sum 41
-Pierce The Veil
-Breaking Benjamin
-Green Day
Pretty much his reactions to songs
Good Charlotte's The Day That I Die
"Why is the guy so happy if he knows he's going to die today?"
Me; Dude, this was released a few years ago
"OHGOD WE'RE LISTENING TO A DEAD GUY?! THIS IS LIKE HIS LAST WORDS! HIS FAMILY SHOULD BE HEARING THIS NOT US!"
Bring Me The Horizon's Shadow Moses
"Why is the guy singing about sandpit turtles"?
Me; He's saying "this is sempiternal" (me being too lazy to scream)
"Nu-uh! We both heard him and he said "THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE"
Sleeping With Sirens' Lets Cheers To This
"So you do like bands with girl singers too?"
Me; Kellin is a guy -his name here-
"What? Is he gay or something because he sounds like a girl"
(I can't blame him; First time I hears SWS I thought Kellin was a chick too xD)
Fall Out Boy's whole "Save Rock and Roll" album
He liked it, hell he loved it.
Pretty much it turned into a 2 person headbanging not-so-much-moshing-mosh-pit
The kid isn't a total idiot, I'll give him that.
Pierce The Veil's A Match Into Water
"Why is the genre labelled 'Mexicore'?"
Me; -I pretty much died of laughter at this point, just the way he asked XD-
Sum 41's There's No Solution
(I would've played him the live version, cause fuck! The bass is amazing in that song live. But he won't listen to live songs)
"No solution to what? The singer dude being so short? Having a squidward nose?"
Me; Dear god..
"What? You've seen them! You see what the guy looks like!"
Breaking Benjamin's Breath
"Is this the band where the singer fires everyone?"
Me; Dude, shut up. And listen to the song
"Why would he talk about pouring salt into cuts?! That burns when you do that right..."
I just nodded; causing him to run out screaming.
Green Day's Kill The DJ
"He sounds like a girl. OOooooOooOooooooooo"
He does like some good music (Simple Plan, Marianas Trench, Of Mice & Men (he absolutely loves Squidgy), All Time Low and Hedley.
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