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Whatever I Named This

by SamLikesSheep 11 reviews

Profile Of Me Thing

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-07-30 - 389 words

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Profile Of A Bandwhore

Username; From this night forward. The only username I go by is "SamLikesSheep"
Because I (Sam) love sheeps :3

Name; Sam Wesley Alexx
Not my real name technically
As I would kill to have a last name like that
But its my FW name

Country Caaaaanada

City A hellhole in northern Alberta

Religion Technically Christian; but the people piss me off. Just how two faced they are

Relationship Status Dating the most adorable, perfect girl alive
10 points and a sheep if you guess who it is :p

Favorite bands
Sum 41
Breaking Benjamin
Simple Plan
(And the ones who I like, but refuse to call my favorites; cause I'm weird)
Cherri Bomb
Asking Alexandria
Bring Me The Horizon
All Time Low
Marianas Trench
Billy Talent
Blink 182
Pierce The Veil
Sleeping With Sirens
Paramore
Hedley
Hollerado
Green Day
Black Veil Brides
Linkin Park
Theory Of a Deadman
Rev Theory
I probably forgot a bunch, but its damn near 1 AM
Can you blame me?

Favorite Movies
Billy Talent- Scandalous Travelers
Simple Plan- A Big Package For You
Hedley- Try This At Home
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
SLC Punk!
The Hunger Games
Hopefully..probably will love The Mortal Instruments

Favorite TV Shows
The Walking Dead
Supernatural
Under The Dome
Big Brother
Masterchef
Amazing Race
Hells Kitchen
Adventure Time
Hoppus On Music (except its not on TV anymore :| )

Favorite Books
The Mortal Instruments (this series ruined my life)
The Infernal Devices
Maximum Ride
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Rot&Ruin/Dust&Decay/Flesh&Bone
Thirteen Reasons Why
Simple Plan; The Official Story

In Your Opinion, Whats the Best Thing You've Written On Here
Hell if I knew

Favorite Authors
I don't read much

Favorite Stories
Same reasoning as above

Random Shit About My Fucked Up Self
I'm about 5'5-5'6
I've been gaining confidence in myself
I'm bisexual, and prefer dating girls for some reason
I have the weirdest obsession with cookie crisp (why cant they sell this perfect cereal in Canada?)
My idea of a perfect date, is curled up watching The Walking Dead. Just cuddled up all together watching people kill zombies (I am very romantic XD)
I'm cheesier than Cheese Whiz
I love music more than myself
I'm going to bed now

And that concludes this session with a fucktard.
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