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• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) electricviolence 2013-08-04

  Puts my internet dick in the pasta salad.

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) atomickilljoy 2013-08-04

  If I ever have a boyfriend and get to a stage where we're gonna have sex, I'd blurt out
  
  "FONDLE MY CHESTICLES"
  then laugh and he'll leave and I'll marvel at the fact that I'm never gonna get laid

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) lolhai 2013-08-04

  Am I the only one who's kinda scared of sex?

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) franksfurter 2013-08-04

  I HATE IT WHEN YOU LIE ON YOUR SIDE AND ONE KINDA GETS SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER LIKE IT SLIIIIIIIDES

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) atomickilljoy 2013-08-04

  ELLIE
  WE RAISED YOU BETTER!
  TAKE YOUR PEEN OUT IF THE PASTA SALAD!

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) BeccaIsNotOnFire 2013-08-04

  I have small boobs which is probably why I admire other girl's boobs so much.

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) Death_Herself 2013-08-04

  CHESTICLES! MELONS!
  
  Melon.
  
  slams door.

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) BipolarUnicorn 2013-08-04

  hai Sam!
  
  And no youre not alone, sex is scary. And creepy and why.

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) atomickilljoy 2013-08-04

  No, Sam.
  
  I'M TERRIFIED OF SEX AND KISSING
  AND DATING
  O M G

• HEY HEY WE ARE A HURRICANE

  (#) franksfurter 2013-08-04

  GET YOUR PEEPEE OUT OF THE LETTUCE

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