FicWad

Can I have your attention for just a moment
Can I turn off the TV
Can I have all eyes on me
Snap snap snap, snap back to reality
Can I have a round of applause for this
Can I get another sensational suicide
These ratings just just just just aren't good enough
Bring out Houdini and kiss the mirror goodbye
Let's all give up on good old quality
Resign and design to a life of material
Blow smoke at good old originality
We're nothing but carbon copies now
Are we getting old or is everything getting rusty