Categories > Books > Harry Potter > Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor

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Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres:  - Published: 2013-10-30 - 2022 words

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Later that morning neither Severus or Harry woke up until about noon and during the day Severus was really quiet. Harry and Severus were getting ready to go out for a picnic with Hermione and Ron, it was such a nice bright sunny day that Hermione decided to go on a picnic

" Bring your broom Harry" Ron said

" Ron I can't go flying I need to" Harry said but didn't finish

" I'll watch Professor Snape for you" Hermione said

" Me Sevus, not Pwofessor now" Severus said gloomy from his empty playpen

" You don't mind?" Hermione asked

Severus shook his head no

Hermione smiled at the little boy but then noticed that Severus didn't have any toys to play with, Hermione looked around the room and saw that it barely looked like a baby even lived here

" Harry" Hermione asked

" What" Harry asked packing the diaper bag

" Where are all of Severus's toys? How come his playpen is empty?" Hermione asked

" He was very naughty this morning and five minutes in the playpen without toys isn't going to hurt him any" Harry explained walking out of the bedroom

" Oh Harry you can't punish a baby, he doesn't know better" Hermione said following him

Harry sighed and turned around facing Hermione " Hermione, Severus ran away last night, stole money, accioed his wand, and went to Hogsmeade walking to Dervish and Banges to buy ingredients so he could make a potion that nobody has ever made before. Do you have any idea what I was going through trying to find him?" Harry asked

Hermione's mouth dropped, " He did all of that?"

Harry nodded, " He is being punished for it right now"

" Well make sure you bring his toys for our picnic, if you're going flying, he can play" Hermione said stubbornly

" I know, I am, oh be sure to read to him, he likes books" Harry said accioing a few of the children's books and then the snake ball from the bedroom

" Hey mate, how come Snape's wearing Gryffindor colors? It wasn't his choice I bet" Ron said with a smirk

" No" Severus said, " Not my choice"

" No it wasn't his choice, but when he is naughty then I pick out his clothes, that was the deal we made when he was teething" Harry said

" Bad deaw" Severus said with a pout

Severus was wearing a red shirt with a lion on the front and gold pants that have little snitches on them

" Harry that's a really mean thing to do to Severus" Hermione scolded, " He shouldn't be forced to wear Gryffindor colors if he doesn't want to"

" Hermione, this is the only way to teach Severus a lesson" Harry said

" Talk to him and tell him it's wrong" Hermione suggested

" He still has his adult memories, talking doesn't do much" Harry said, " Severus doesn't like his punishment but he does accept it"

" Yet it go Gwanger" Severus said defeated, " Can I get out now?"

Harry bent down and picked Severus up

" Hissy?" Severus asked

Harry got in the diaper bag and grabbed the snake and gave it to Severus who hugged it very tight

" So are you all packed and ready to go?" Ron asked

" Yah, I shrunk my broom" Harry said

Ron nodded, " Well lets go then"

" I walk?" Severus asked

" Later" Harry said, " To busy in the castle"

" Harry do you want me to carry Severus for you? Or the bag?" Hermione asked

" No Hermione, you're carrying the picnic basket, your hands are full" Harry said

" Well what about Ronald" Hermione asked with a glare his way

" What?" Ron asked

" Help Harry" Hermione said

" I'm fine really" Harry said

" I'll carry the diaper bag" Ron said taking it off Harry's shoulders

Harry sighed but thanked Ron then readjusted Severus

They walked out into the Great Hall entrance and then outside and close to the black lake where they set up the picnic

" Wow I wonder what was dragged into the water, the track looks fresh" Ron said studying the track

" Boat" Severus said

" Boat? What boat?" Ron asked

" By Hogsmeade" Severus said pointing

" That's how you got to Hogsmeade? You went by boat?" Harry asked surprised and shocked

" Um... yes" Severus said a little scared

Harry just glared for a second then rolled his eyes, " How in Merlin's name did you get a boat?"

" Conjured fwom wood, yatin hard" Severus said

" Especially when you can't say your Rs and Ls very well" Harry said, " Now stay away from the water, you don't want to accidently fall in"

Severus nodded

Hermione passed the plates around and for lunch they had turkey sandwiches, Severus had peanut butter and jelly since the turkey would be a little tough for him, applesauce, and chocolate pudding

" Come on Harry, lets go flying" Ron said standing up

" Yah in a minute, hey Hermione you mind playing with him?" Harry asked

" Oh I'd love to play with him, Severus what do you want to play?" Hermione asked excited

" Snake baw" Severus said

" Snake ball? What's snake ball?" Hermione asked

Harry got the snake ball out of the diaper bag

" This is the snake ball, it hisses every time you catch it" Harry explained

" What does it say?" Hermione asked

" Hi" Harry said

" Come on Gwanger, yets pway Snake baw" Severus urged

" Yes we'll play but can you please stop calling me Granger and call me Hermione?" Hermione asked

Severus looked really confused

" Or Mione if it's easier" Hermione said

Severus nodded, " Mione" and giggled

" I'll be back in about an hour, thanks Hermione" Harry said and then turned to Severus, " Now Sev you behave for Hermione now you hear?"

" Yes Hawy" Severus said then lifted his arms up for a hug

Harry smiled and lifted Severus up and gave him a hug

" Awe that's so cute" Hermione gushed

Severus's face turned red

" Hermione don't embarrass him like that, it took forever for him to trust me this much" Harry said

" Oh, sorry" Hermione said, " He's just really cute"

Severus smirked, " We pway now?"

" Yes, now we play" Hermione said

Harry took his broom and followed Ron to the Quidditch Pitch

The whole time Harry was flying his broom his mind wandered towards thinking about Severus, hoping that Hermione was taking good care of him

" I wonder if this is what it feels like to be a parent" Harry thought

" Harry, Harry, Harry" Ron said

" What?" Harry asked finally hearing Ron

" Where's your mind today?" Ron asked, " You just missed the snitch"

" Oh, sorry, I was just thinking" Harry said

" About?" Ron asked

" Severus" Harry said

" Will you stop thinking about that greasy git that you are forced to baby sit and have some non greasy git fun?" Ron asked

" Will you stop calling him a greasy git?" Harry asked, " If you haven't noticed, I wash his hair every night and it's no longer greasy looking"

" Ok ok sorry, but can you stop thinking about him for a few minutes and actually play catch the snitch with me?" Ron asked

Harry sighed but then smiled, he loved catch the snitch, because playing with Ron, he mostly always wins

After the hour of flying the broom was up the two guys walked back to Hermione and Severus, Hermione was reading Severus a story when they got back

" Hi we're back, how was he?" Harry asked

" He's a very good and sweet boy" Hermione said hugging Severus

" Good and sweet are not two terms I would define Snape" Ron mummbled to himself but everybody else heard it

" Ronald Bilius Weasley" Hermione chidded getting Severus off of her lap and walking over to Ron

" You heard that?" Ron asked shocked

" We all heard it" Harry said lifting Severus up who actually started crying

Harry began rubbing comforting circles around Severus's back

" Ok why is Snape crying?" Ron asked

" Uh, maybe because Severus is a baby" Hermione said

" Ron you need to stop calling Severus names" Harry said with a glare

" And calling Severus a greasy git even if he isn't a baby is very rude and mean" Hermione said

" Name calling hurts more as a baby though" Harry said

" How do you know?" Ron asked

" Because Severus doesn't openly cry like this" Harry said still rubbing soothing circles on Sev's back

Ron was taken aback and then finally looked ashamed " Sorry"

" Don't say sorry to me, say it to Severus" Harry said

" No say sowy" Severus said in Harry's shoulder, he didn't want anybody to see him crying, " He don't mean it" Severus took his head off of Harry's shoulder, "Hawy we go home now?"

Harry could almost cry when he saw the sad eyes on Severus's face, " Yes, we can go home now"

Severus nodded and laid his head back on Harry's shoulder

It didn't take long for them to pack because of the use of magic and this time Hermione shrunk everything so she can carry everything, she didn't want Ron to carry anything because they were returning to Harry and Severus's room and she knew Harry and Severus didn't want Ron there

" Pway Baw when we get home?" Severus asked not lifting his head

" Yes we can play ball for a while then you're taking a nap" Harry said

" Kay" Severus said

Harry, Hermione and Severus got to the rooms and went inside, Ron headed up to Gryffindor Tower red in the face

" Harry I'm really sorry for the way Ron's been acting" Hermione said

" Yes I know you are, but you shouldn't be sorry, it's his fault... and we're not going to treat you like an owl again like we did in fourth year" Harry said with a smirk

Hermione smiled

" When he finally is Sorry, he will appologias on his own, until then... well I'm thinking about giving him the cold shoulder" Harry said

" Yes... It's for the best I guess" Hermione said and sighed

" We'll see you later, Sev looks tired and is going to take a nap soon" Harry said

" Oh right, I'll see you two later then" Hermione said and then kissed the top of Severus's head before she left, " He is just so cute" Hermione cooed then left the room

" Don't yike kisses" Severus said rubbing his head where Hermione kissed him

Harry chuckled

" Not cute either" Severus said

" Hmm, well that's where we disagree" Harry said with a smirk

Severus looked up at Harry and raised his eyebrow

Harry took Severus into the bathroom and had him look at himself in the mirror. This was the first time Severus saw himself since he's been deaged

" Ok maybe I am cute" Severus said, " But I don't yike kisses" Severus frowned

" You might have to get used to it, Hermione and a lot of the other girls think you're cute, and Hermione is your babysitter during Quidditch practice" Harry said trying to hide his smirk

" Oh gweat mow kisses" Severus pouted

" No, just from Hermione, I'll make sure of that" Harry said really amused, " So you want to play ball before your nap?"

Severus nodded, " I walk?"

" Ok" Harry said

He got Severus off of the counter and slowly they walked towards the living room and Harry moved the coffee table so they had room to play

They played ball for a half hour until Harry told Severus he had to take an hour nap, it was 2:00 in the afternoon and if he slept for later than an hour he wouldn't get to sleep at 6:30

" Change cwothes pwease?" Severus asked while being carried to the changing table

Harry narrowed his eyes at Severus and shook his head no

" How yong untiw I pick?" Severus asked

" I haven't decided yet, don't hold your breath" Harry said changing Severus's nappy

Severus sighed, " I sowy"

" I know you are, but that doesn't lesson the punishment" Harry said standing Severus up

Severus stuck out his bottom lip and sighed

Harry carried Severus to his crib, laid him down and covered him up

" Hissy?" Severus asked

Harry accioed Hissy to Severus

" Now go to sleep, I'll wake you up in an hour" Harry said

Severus nodded and closed his eyes
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