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Hello There~!

by LadyOtaku 1 review

My introduction thingymajig.

Category: Humor - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2014-09-22 - Updated: 2014-09-23 - 504 words - Complete

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Hello there! My name is LadyOtaku! (No, not really.) My real name is something I'd rather not give out, but my 'pen name' of sorts is Suomi Otaku, or Lady Otaku. You can address me as either, or Suomi/Otaku for short. Oh, you need an explanation behind the pen name? Well, here it is!

Suomi: I have traveled to many many countries in my somewhat short life span, mainly the ones in Europe. As such, I am almost in love with the continent of Europe. But, the one country I remember visiting more than any others was Finland. I am captivated by everything about the country. What does this have to do with Suomi? Easy, Suomi is Finnish for Finland. Creativity!

Otaku: A lot of people probably already know this, but otaku is a Japanese term used to describe people with obsessive interests, mainly anime and manga. I get called it a lot by family and friends due to my constantly-growing collection of anime and manga merchandise, so yeah.

So in other words, my pen name is basically Finland Obsessive. Well then. (Actually that pretty much sums me up)

Anyway...I am a 16 year old girl (No, really?) from Texas, USA. Throw your stereotypes at me all you want. I won't tell you exactly where I live, but it's kind of near a 'major' city.

I am probably a little weird. I like to talk about myself a lot, but I don't like giving out personal information. I can pinpoint almost exactly where a country's capital is, but I wouldn't be able to tell you if Russia is an Asian country or European country. Etc, etc.

Oh, I have had an account on here before, yes. No, I won't tell you who I am, mainly because it was a while ago since I used that account. Nobody likely remembers me anyway, and besides, I'm starting this account for a fresh start. And I wasn't even in Texas when I had my old account anyway, so good luck trying to figure me out.

Oh, just a warning: I have a VERY sarcastic sense of humor, something you may have figured out already. A lot of my jokes are to do with things that can be seen as offensive to groups such as races, sexualities, genders, etc. As such, I often come off as quite rude, and I apologize in advance for that. Be aware that just because I joke about these things, does NOT make me racist/homophobic/sexist/etc. As a mixed race lesbian, it would be COMPLETELY hypocritical of me to be that way. Nevertheless that's how my sense of humor is, and I will not stop making jokes because someone may get offended, however I will apologize.

So, feel free to ask me anything. Just be aware that if it's something I find too personal I probably won't answer. If you're sure, just ask it anyway and I'll answer if it isn't too personal, and say if it is.

That's all!
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