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You Can Kiss My Country Ass

by darkmagiciannerd 1 review

AU When the Light went into hiding from Voldemort during the second war, Luna, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Su Li, Daphne, and Padma portkeyed to America and hid in the rural area of Tennessee. The...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Published: 2014-10-30 - 130 words

It was a bright Sunday morning in Nashville, Tennessee. Harry Potter and his girls, Hermione Granger and Luna Lovegood, were just finishing with some morning charm-work in the fields surrounding the American Potter farmhouse, when Auror Kingsley Shaklebolt apparated in with a pop.
"Howdy Kingsley," Harry said in a southern drawl that only barely
hinted the fact that he was NOT born in Tennessee.
"Hello Harry," replied Kingsley, "The final battle is soon approaching. "Minerva has already portkeyed Mr. Longbottom, Ms. Greengrass, Ms. Patil, and Ms. Li to Hogwarts. I have your portkey here." He held out a fountain pen.
"We're different now, what if people don't like us?" Worried Luna.
"Then they can kiss my country ass," Harry replied, before touching the portkey as his girls did the same.
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