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My Crazy Funny Uncle

by Cartoonboy2009 0 reviews

This is a funny poem inspired by someone in my real life.

Category: Poetry - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Published: 2015-02-16 - Updated: 2015-12-27 - 80 words

My crazy drunk uncle.

Oh, what a trip he is.

Stumbling over the house and wreaking the place.

Driving off the road as he comes to our driveway.

Writing songs, playing those drums,

Thinking he's gonna be a millionaire.

He hits on every young girl in town,

While smelling like alcohol.

He lies in his bed, with eight beer bottles,

And he thinks he's a king, and deserves praise.

He is the king, the king of drinks and he's proud.
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