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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - Strategy and Cheat Codes
(#) ZeroLink 2015-04-13
Hermione the serial killer lol think the book is enchanted to make them have a much fewer morals lol bye bye SnapeAuthor's response
Hermione has this to say on the topic of being accused of being a serial killer:
"You think I have a problem!? I've noticed that three chapters in particular have been highly rated as "Funny." What about all those people who up-rated the only three chapters in which a character was killed without provocation? Huh? What about that!? Do those folks have a problem? You don't seem to consider that angle, do you? Maybe you're one of those who were cheering Ron's brutal demise. I'll bet you were, weren't you? Uh-huh! I knew it! Revel in the gore but don't get your own hands dirty, is that it?
"You think killing is bad, do you? Well you just wait until Chapter-12! I'll do a lot WORSE! Yes - in Chapter-12 someone gets EXPELLED!!!"
Well, you certainly have managed to rile up 'the brightest witch of the age" it seems. She went storming out of here in a huff. And please, please, PLEASE - whatever you do, don't tell her she looks cute when she's angry. That's not a wise move. Hermione knows how to track people down on the Internet and it never ends well.
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