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Bullshit Text Messaging.
3 reviewsA bunch of text dialogues of teens with specific unique taste of living everyday life communicating with each other. Mainly this is base off varieties of personalities interacting with each other...
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Morning Part.0
[Host: blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/12/2015 1:10pm]
*ID=123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session.
blacklotusme: hey man did you see the new anime last weekend night
plainsummeresv: Anime is bullshit.
*ID=123987 plainsummeresv disconnected from Sesson.
The mage and musketeer Part.1
[Host blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/9/2015 8:05pm]
*ID= 123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session.
blacklotusme: hey u ready i invited you to a party
plainsummeresv: Hey, I just joined the party.
blacklotusme: yesh man this is like going to totally suck. last week i got freakin defeated by dis high lvls and stuff and freakin killed my high lvl wiz
plainsummeresv: Dude... I dont really give a fuck. I just dont care.
plainsummeresv: I cant bring myself to give a single fuck. Amazing.
blacklotusme: yesh man it totally sucked i been training that wizard for like forever
plainsummeresv: I don't give a fuck.
blacklotusme: hey dude like meet me at the trade center i will give you some high lvl items before we go on the mission
blacklotusme: omg dude this guy has a raging bull hammer
blacklotusme: its like totally one of the most rarest items in the gam, holy snortshellz 6000 damage points
blacklotusme: omg looks so hot i will be like totally happy if i could get dat. omggg my life would be like totally complete
plainsummeresv: Thats a pretty sad life.
plainsummeresv: Here.
blacklotusme: toke you long enough dude gosh
blacklotusme: do u want setting sun sword or the ocean sword.
plainsummeresv: Ill take that frost staff.
blacklotusme: what
blacklotusme: are u like a totally fucking moron?
blacklotusme: u are like a fucking sun class u cant like use frost staffs properly dude gosh
plainsummeresv: So?
blacklotusme: so!! u will like totally get us killed on spot. we are trying to win here, not lose dude gosh
blacklotusme: that is like the whole reason i brought you on this freakin mission in the first place dude goshhh sun classes can light up dark caves and like know where all the hidden traps are and stuff. and you are the only person i has on meh friendlist who uses a freakin sun class character.
plainsummeresv: Thats fucking bullshit.
plainsummeresv: You dont have any other friends.
plainsummeresv: I bet im probably the only person in your list.
plainsummeresv: weeaboo.
blacklotusme: watever man why do you even want to use the frost staff dude
plainsummeresv: Well, this may seem a little odd.
blacklotusme: i am not gay
plainsummeresv: What?
plainsummeresv: That isnt what I was going to fucking say you dumbass.
plainsummeresv: Look, I just sort of like the idea of the hero of some fairy tale bullshit using the opposite weapon then what everyone thought hes main ideal purpose weapon was.
plainsummeresv: Well, think of it this way man. You know avatar the last air bender man? Well like look, what if there was this kid who was going to be the hero and shit. But he lived in the fire nation and mastered water bending.
blacklotusme: i thought u said u did not like anime
plainsummeresv: Avatar isn't a fucking anime you weeaboo.
blacklotusme: LMAO it is like a totally a art style.
blacklotusme: i sent trade
plainsummeresv: Thanks.
blacklotusme: alright u better not get us killed
plainsummerevs: yeah man I promise.
blacklotusme: all right if u like promised.
plainsummerevs: Yea man, of course.
blacklotusme: ................................. wtf
plainsummerevs: Hey look we died. We gotten pretty far for being level 138.
blacklotusme: WTFD that toke us two freaking months and i never ever been that high lvl before!!
plainsummerevs: Yea. Im tired man. Im gonna hit the sack and go to bed.
blacklotusme: wtf wait dude
*ID= 123987 plainsummereve disconnected from Session.
blacklotusme: ass..
In a parallel universe. Part . 0
\CrystalSkull wishes to talk with you\
\wish guaranteed\
CrystalSkull: Sup Alice =:O
AA: Crystal please, I prefer to be referred to by my substitute name.
CrystalSkull: That's such a irritating and lame way of thinking. It really bothers me you desire such things. To be of absents from our roots. So lame Alice.
AA: . . . . .
CrystalSkull: What the bloody hell
AA: What may it be that trigger such a response?
CrystalSkull: Your comment
AA: Which one may it be?
CrystalSkull: The dots my honor
AA: Oh, it's like.. If I was staring at you in silence
CrystalSkull: Why would you do that?
AA: Because you messaged something I do not wish to give in demand of response for.
CrystalSkull: Where did thou learn this from now?
AA: . . . . . .
CrystalSkull: No.. You don't mean.
AA: There isn't any disorder with it.
CrystalSkull: ......
CrystalSkull: We shouldn't be resurrecting any such actions from them Alice.
AA: Your a simple minded fool Crystal.
CrystalSkull: Pardon me? I will not tolerate such descriptions from you!
AA: There is much more to life then the society we were born and raise on. You see, as human beings with such intelligence we create our own hope and doom. But in reality, doom and hope doesn't exist. Don't you understand Crystal? We shouldn't be focusing on law or politics. We must be seeing life from a more mature point of view. Existence. Let us not be the own fool to our jokes. We must be open minded and accept everything and everyone as a part of us. We are all equal. We are all existence. Don't you understand?
CrystalSkull: ...
CrystalSkull: Yes I understand Alice but
AA: You did that twice.
CrystalSkull: Excuse me, did what twice?
AA: The silent stare.
CrystalSkull: Aww lame.
CrystalSkull: But read my text carefully Alice. You must come to a conclusion that ideals is what keeps order. Therefore I will keep believing my ideals no matter what. It's so simple to believe the idea that take everything as it is. But don't you understand. It's too late, everyone is bias minded this era and upcoming. People are too foolish to accept truth. But we can crave our own truth. Our ancestors worked hard to get where we are now. Empires fell and raised. And so shall ours too. Hope is what got them that far. Even though it doesn't exist does not mean it can't power someone to do amazing things.
Not everyone has to be a lame mummy like you Alice. Stop being lame and accept your throne.
AA: ...............................................................................................................
AA: I'm putting many dots because I dislike this very much! You're nothing but a monarchy Crystal! So off with your head! Stop calling me Alice too!
\Wish fulfilled by AA\
CrystalSkull: wow. what a noob.
(◕‿◕✿) Part.2
[Host: plainsummeresv Chat session started at: 5/13/2015 6:23pm]
*ID=101144 plainsummeresv added whitefox124 to Session.
whitefox124: well well, what do we have here. (▰˘◡˘▰)
plainsummeresv: Hi lily....
whitefox124: yes of course hi me! ≧◡≦. that is how we humans great each other, nao?
whitefox124: you know, the word hi is really strange sometimes ●︿● it's like the most simple word ever. maybe humans were like pokemon back then and said hi all the time .-.
plainsummeresv: They had to greet each other one way or another..
whitefox124: well of course ◕3◕
plainsummeresv: You know, instead of thinking about this stuff yourself, why not look it up. I mean, we have fucking google after all.
plainsummeresv: Anyways.. Its been a while since we last chatted, how are you doing lily.
whitefox124: dealing with school man.. i went to finish up some reports today then went to the gym. and after that i got some starbucks with my friends. plainsummeresv: yea.
whitefox124: heeeeeyyyy, how about your day? ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
plainsummeresv: Meh.. good. just been at school got back and played some mmos with blacklotus.
whitefox124: oh yeeeah! lmao Luke. why not add him to the session?
plainsummeresv: No.
whitefox124: ಠ▃ಠ NO?!!!! ( ﾟдﾟ) WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!
plainsummeresv: I mean it as in no.
whitefox124: but whyy?! ヽ(ｏ'皿′ｏ)ﾉ
plainsummeresv: Well, I hope you can keep this between you and me.
plainsummeresv: but
whitefox124: Ooooo dayummmm boi ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) personal stuff? you can totes trust me.
plainsummeresv: yea.
plainsummeresv: Anyways.. Its nothing that bad.. but. Hes been contacting me too much. its like he is a stalker.
plainsummeresv: Me and him hit it off pretty cool when we first met, but now its like he wants to be around me 247. It's really freaking me out.
whitefox124: look... dude. (︶︹︺) Luke is not having a great time. He's parents broke up and he lost he's little brother and they want to send him off to a boarding school. he's not having the best time at school either. he gets made fun at a lot for he's albinism. (◕︵◕)
plainsummeresv: You're right lily. maybe I shouldn't be so selfish. just a little time a day.
whitefox124: but hey! hang on there goof ball (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
whitefox124: personal time isn't such a bad thing too
whitefox124: so if you need some "me" time, just tell him and say you can play later :p
plainsummeresv: yea.
plainsummeresv: thanks i will. also can you stop with the bullshit kawaii faces. their just as annoying as lotus talking about anime.
whitefox124: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ bitch taste the kawaiiness!!!!
plainsummeresv: ew no thanks.
whitefox124: anyway, i gotta go!
whitefox124: nice talkin to you man! later! ヽ(' ∇' )ノ
plainsummeresv: yea. later.
whitefox124: :-)
*ID=101144 whitefox124 disconnected from Sesson.
The Three Musketeers Part.3
[Host blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/14/2015 8:05pm]
ID=123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session. ID=101144 blacklotusme added whitefox124 to Session.
blacklotusme: hey you guys ready for awesome some role play
plainsummeresv: No.
whitefox124: yessss!!! (◕ヮ◕) I've been waiting for this day all week long!
plainsummeresv: I thought you been waiting for those kawaii teddy bears you order.
whitefox124: well that too... but I've also been waiting for this too!! (◕ヮ◕)
blacklotusme: kk guys i am in the sever.
plainsummeresv: Where do you want to meet up?
blacklotusme: uhh meet me at the trade center
plainsummeresv: Alright, Im here. where you at
whitefox124: look behind you (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
plainsummeresv: Oh.. lol. Hi lily.
whitefox124: ≧◡≦
plainsummeresv: Oh what the hell lotus, fucking bullshit.
blacklotusme: whhat?!
plainsummeresv: Youre suppose to be a fucking musketeer, not a damn mage
blacklotusme: what is wrong with a mage?! their cool dude
plainsummeresv: This isn't a part of the fucking role play you moron.
blacklotusme: soo??? we can be.. the two musketeers and one mage
plainsummeresv: That doesnt even make fucking sense.
blacklotusme: it makes perfect sense
plainsummeresv: uh, no it fucking doesn't you moron. How the hell are we suppose to role play this now.
whitefox124: order order ＼(●~▽~●) settle down boys. This role play can still work (｡◕‿◕｡) plus there isn't anything wrong with making our own story up.
blacklotusme: see, lily always baking me up here.
whitefox124: you know what, I'm actually going to change my class too. I'm going to be...
plainsummeresv: You guys fucking suck. Lets just go to the arena and fight other players or something. this role play is over.
blacklotusme: yea sure man that works
whitefox124: I'm going to be a barbarian. ( ಠ◡ಠ )
blacklotusme: heey thats a good choice lily me gurl. barbarians are great and the more damage they take the stronger they get.
plainsummeresv: are you guys fucking ready?
whitefox124: I'll be barbarian of snow. good element choice, i am i right?
blacklotusme: you know i would of had a snow staff for you.. if it wasnt for someoneeeee cough plain cough
plainsummeresv: What?
plainsummeresv: Dude it was your fucking fault for giving me a snow staff instead of a sun sword, you shouldn't ever trust me you moron.
blacklotusme: I will freaking remember that next time >:(
whitefox124: guuys, let's go let's go. (☉∀☉) I have bed time soon! ●﹏●
plainsummeresv: alright follow me.
whitefox124: wow.. holy crap these guys are good! ಠ益ಠ
plainsummeresv: What the fucking hell man
blacklotusme: holy crap dude they own so many rare items. i bet you they paid for all those stuff. i freaking hate mmos that are pay to win >:(
plainsummeresv: dude quit your bitching and come with me.
plainsummeresv: Okay man, we are going to do a sneak attack on these guys. Their the same level as us but just equip with better items. We should be able to knock one down and 2v1 the other.
blacklotusme: sounds good to me
plainsummeresv: one for all
blacklotusme: and all for one!
plainsummeresv: one... two... three.. GO!
plainsummeresv: Well we fucking died. good game.
blacklotusme: there we go again. want to run in the battle field as level ones and try to kill him?
plainsummeresv: Sure, why the hell not. I don't care.
whitefox124: uhhh.. guysss a little help! THEIR CHASING ME NOW! (◉Д◉)
blacklotusme: we died
plainsummeresv: Yeah, and we died again.
whitefox124: omg... help please!! they trapped me!
whitefox124: NOOOOOOOOOO. FUUCK! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
whitefox124: NOOO FUCK THIS ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
whitefox124: (ノÒ益Ó)ノ彡▔▔▏FUCK THAT
whitefox124: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻FUCK THOSE TOO
whitefox124: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) oh... guess what? FUCK THAT TOO (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
whitefox124: (┛❍ᴥ❍)┛彡┻━┻ FUCK THIS THING IN PARTICULAR
whitefox124: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ fuck all these. all for one and one for all bullshit.
whitefox124: i need some fucking water, brb ★~(◡︿◡✿)
plainsummeresv: What the fuck was her problem.
blacklotusme: i dont fucking know man. dude this guy is loaded. he owns almost all the rares in the entire game! he's probably fucking living in a castle or something. imma see if i can party this guy.
plainsummeresv: The guy who killed us? Heck yeah man. See if you can get our items back.
"Rekting" Part . -1
Edwin, leaning back against he's chair with a sinister grin on he's face and preaching the word peasant as he violently murder virtual characters within an MMO online game. What a bunch of freaking noobs Edwin said to himself as he toke a sip of tea. Edwin was still in he's bathing robes and been quite distracted to change into he's former sleeping ware for quite a time now.
Maybe I should explain Edwin a bit more?
Very well, so I shall. Edwin is a 14 year old who spends he's time training to be the heir of the throne he may or never get. For now some annoying little sh- I mean, Alice the princess is next in line to take after her mother. You like knitted cloths, but you do not like knitting. You like egg omelets, but you do not like egg omelets. You like books, but you do not like reading them. You like the idea of ruling over other people. But.. You can't because some irksome girl is preventing that from happening! For now you plan to win her heart so that you may take your place as king. But that may be a long ass while. What a lame life you life. Sometimes you wish you could just shoot anyone with a high laser sniper like in those... What do you call them? The movie with the guy in the dark mask and voice like someone been smoking for 50 years. Their in space and stuff and.. never mind. The people of Alice's family been preventing you from getting to her. So for now you talk to her through the amazing internet. Or as you like to call it, the moronet. Because that is what it appears to filled with. Morons. Peasants.
Oh look, someone seems to be messaging you through this MMO you been rekting.
blacklotusme: hi
Hi? What a thoughtless and irresponsible thing to say, who the hell does this guy thinks he is talking to? Better give him a proper message to show him who is boss.
CrystalSkull: Your a noob.
Yes, haha.. that'll teach him. He should respect he's higher honors with dignity and respect. For every glop of air they inhale is a gift from us to them. See what I mean? A bunch of lame morons!
blacklotusme: yes i am, hey do you have buzzbee?
Buzzbee? Does he mean to be speaking of that good for nothing chat system some low life made and open to the moron public? Lammee.. At least he understands he's position. Most noobs on the internet don't seem to get that these days. Perhaps you may get buzzbee to have more successful chatting. The one you and Alice use can be a bit buggy at times. Yes, we shall investigate in this buzzbee further more another time. For now you shall get the username of this noob and he shall be first to get on your list of contacts..
CrystalSkull: What is your current username on Buzzbee.
blacklotusme: uhh it is the same as my in game now.
What a disgrace he is. A bunch of disgusting noobs. Very lammeeee
Many more updates to come. Wow you actually like this?
[Host: blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/12/2015 1:10pm]
*ID=123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session.
blacklotusme: hey man did you see the new anime last weekend night
plainsummeresv: Anime is bullshit.
*ID=123987 plainsummeresv disconnected from Sesson.
The mage and musketeer Part.1
[Host blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/9/2015 8:05pm]
*ID= 123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session.
blacklotusme: hey u ready i invited you to a party
plainsummeresv: Hey, I just joined the party.
blacklotusme: yesh man this is like going to totally suck. last week i got freakin defeated by dis high lvls and stuff and freakin killed my high lvl wiz
plainsummeresv: Dude... I dont really give a fuck. I just dont care.
plainsummeresv: I cant bring myself to give a single fuck. Amazing.
blacklotusme: yesh man it totally sucked i been training that wizard for like forever
plainsummeresv: I don't give a fuck.
blacklotusme: hey dude like meet me at the trade center i will give you some high lvl items before we go on the mission
blacklotusme: omg dude this guy has a raging bull hammer
blacklotusme: its like totally one of the most rarest items in the gam, holy snortshellz 6000 damage points
blacklotusme: omg looks so hot i will be like totally happy if i could get dat. omggg my life would be like totally complete
plainsummeresv: Thats a pretty sad life.
plainsummeresv: Here.
blacklotusme: toke you long enough dude gosh
blacklotusme: do u want setting sun sword or the ocean sword.
plainsummeresv: Ill take that frost staff.
blacklotusme: what
blacklotusme: are u like a totally fucking moron?
blacklotusme: u are like a fucking sun class u cant like use frost staffs properly dude gosh
plainsummeresv: So?
blacklotusme: so!! u will like totally get us killed on spot. we are trying to win here, not lose dude gosh
blacklotusme: that is like the whole reason i brought you on this freakin mission in the first place dude goshhh sun classes can light up dark caves and like know where all the hidden traps are and stuff. and you are the only person i has on meh friendlist who uses a freakin sun class character.
plainsummeresv: Thats fucking bullshit.
plainsummeresv: You dont have any other friends.
plainsummeresv: I bet im probably the only person in your list.
plainsummeresv: weeaboo.
blacklotusme: watever man why do you even want to use the frost staff dude
plainsummeresv: Well, this may seem a little odd.
blacklotusme: i am not gay
plainsummeresv: What?
plainsummeresv: That isnt what I was going to fucking say you dumbass.
plainsummeresv: Look, I just sort of like the idea of the hero of some fairy tale bullshit using the opposite weapon then what everyone thought hes main ideal purpose weapon was.
plainsummeresv: Well, think of it this way man. You know avatar the last air bender man? Well like look, what if there was this kid who was going to be the hero and shit. But he lived in the fire nation and mastered water bending.
blacklotusme: i thought u said u did not like anime
plainsummeresv: Avatar isn't a fucking anime you weeaboo.
blacklotusme: LMAO it is like a totally a art style.
blacklotusme: i sent trade
plainsummeresv: Thanks.
blacklotusme: alright u better not get us killed
plainsummerevs: yeah man I promise.
blacklotusme: all right if u like promised.
plainsummerevs: Yea man, of course.
blacklotusme: ................................. wtf
plainsummerevs: Hey look we died. We gotten pretty far for being level 138.
blacklotusme: WTFD that toke us two freaking months and i never ever been that high lvl before!!
plainsummerevs: Yea. Im tired man. Im gonna hit the sack and go to bed.
blacklotusme: wtf wait dude
*ID= 123987 plainsummereve disconnected from Session.
blacklotusme: ass..
In a parallel universe. Part . 0
\CrystalSkull wishes to talk with you\
\wish guaranteed\
CrystalSkull: Sup Alice =:O
AA: Crystal please, I prefer to be referred to by my substitute name.
CrystalSkull: That's such a irritating and lame way of thinking. It really bothers me you desire such things. To be of absents from our roots. So lame Alice.
AA: . . . . .
CrystalSkull: What the bloody hell
AA: What may it be that trigger such a response?
CrystalSkull: Your comment
AA: Which one may it be?
CrystalSkull: The dots my honor
AA: Oh, it's like.. If I was staring at you in silence
CrystalSkull: Why would you do that?
AA: Because you messaged something I do not wish to give in demand of response for.
CrystalSkull: Where did thou learn this from now?
AA: . . . . . .
CrystalSkull: No.. You don't mean.
AA: There isn't any disorder with it.
CrystalSkull: ......
CrystalSkull: We shouldn't be resurrecting any such actions from them Alice.
AA: Your a simple minded fool Crystal.
CrystalSkull: Pardon me? I will not tolerate such descriptions from you!
AA: There is much more to life then the society we were born and raise on. You see, as human beings with such intelligence we create our own hope and doom. But in reality, doom and hope doesn't exist. Don't you understand Crystal? We shouldn't be focusing on law or politics. We must be seeing life from a more mature point of view. Existence. Let us not be the own fool to our jokes. We must be open minded and accept everything and everyone as a part of us. We are all equal. We are all existence. Don't you understand?
CrystalSkull: ...
CrystalSkull: Yes I understand Alice but
AA: You did that twice.
CrystalSkull: Excuse me, did what twice?
AA: The silent stare.
CrystalSkull: Aww lame.
CrystalSkull: But read my text carefully Alice. You must come to a conclusion that ideals is what keeps order. Therefore I will keep believing my ideals no matter what. It's so simple to believe the idea that take everything as it is. But don't you understand. It's too late, everyone is bias minded this era and upcoming. People are too foolish to accept truth. But we can crave our own truth. Our ancestors worked hard to get where we are now. Empires fell and raised. And so shall ours too. Hope is what got them that far. Even though it doesn't exist does not mean it can't power someone to do amazing things.
Not everyone has to be a lame mummy like you Alice. Stop being lame and accept your throne.
AA: ...............................................................................................................
AA: I'm putting many dots because I dislike this very much! You're nothing but a monarchy Crystal! So off with your head! Stop calling me Alice too!
\Wish fulfilled by AA\
CrystalSkull: wow. what a noob.
(◕‿◕✿) Part.2
[Host: plainsummeresv Chat session started at: 5/13/2015 6:23pm]
*ID=101144 plainsummeresv added whitefox124 to Session.
whitefox124: well well, what do we have here. (▰˘◡˘▰)
plainsummeresv: Hi lily....
whitefox124: yes of course hi me! ≧◡≦. that is how we humans great each other, nao?
whitefox124: you know, the word hi is really strange sometimes ●︿● it's like the most simple word ever. maybe humans were like pokemon back then and said hi all the time .-.
plainsummeresv: They had to greet each other one way or another..
whitefox124: well of course ◕3◕
plainsummeresv: You know, instead of thinking about this stuff yourself, why not look it up. I mean, we have fucking google after all.
plainsummeresv: Anyways.. Its been a while since we last chatted, how are you doing lily.
whitefox124: dealing with school man.. i went to finish up some reports today then went to the gym. and after that i got some starbucks with my friends. plainsummeresv: yea.
whitefox124: heeeeeyyyy, how about your day? ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡
plainsummeresv: Meh.. good. just been at school got back and played some mmos with blacklotus.
whitefox124: oh yeeeah! lmao Luke. why not add him to the session?
plainsummeresv: No.
whitefox124: ಠ▃ಠ NO?!!!! ( ﾟдﾟ) WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!
plainsummeresv: I mean it as in no.
whitefox124: but whyy?! ヽ(ｏ'皿′ｏ)ﾉ
plainsummeresv: Well, I hope you can keep this between you and me.
plainsummeresv: but
whitefox124: Ooooo dayummmm boi ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) personal stuff? you can totes trust me.
plainsummeresv: yea.
plainsummeresv: Anyways.. Its nothing that bad.. but. Hes been contacting me too much. its like he is a stalker.
plainsummeresv: Me and him hit it off pretty cool when we first met, but now its like he wants to be around me 247. It's really freaking me out.
whitefox124: look... dude. (︶︹︺) Luke is not having a great time. He's parents broke up and he lost he's little brother and they want to send him off to a boarding school. he's not having the best time at school either. he gets made fun at a lot for he's albinism. (◕︵◕)
plainsummeresv: You're right lily. maybe I shouldn't be so selfish. just a little time a day.
whitefox124: but hey! hang on there goof ball (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
whitefox124: personal time isn't such a bad thing too
whitefox124: so if you need some "me" time, just tell him and say you can play later :p
plainsummeresv: yea.
plainsummeresv: thanks i will. also can you stop with the bullshit kawaii faces. their just as annoying as lotus talking about anime.
whitefox124: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ bitch taste the kawaiiness!!!!
plainsummeresv: ew no thanks.
whitefox124: anyway, i gotta go!
whitefox124: nice talkin to you man! later! ヽ(' ∇' )ノ
plainsummeresv: yea. later.
whitefox124: :-)
*ID=101144 whitefox124 disconnected from Sesson.
The Three Musketeers Part.3
[Host blacklotusme Chat session started at: 5/14/2015 8:05pm]
ID=123987 blacklotusme added plainsummeresv to Session. ID=101144 blacklotusme added whitefox124 to Session.
blacklotusme: hey you guys ready for awesome some role play
plainsummeresv: No.
whitefox124: yessss!!! (◕ヮ◕) I've been waiting for this day all week long!
plainsummeresv: I thought you been waiting for those kawaii teddy bears you order.
whitefox124: well that too... but I've also been waiting for this too!! (◕ヮ◕)
blacklotusme: kk guys i am in the sever.
plainsummeresv: Where do you want to meet up?
blacklotusme: uhh meet me at the trade center
plainsummeresv: Alright, Im here. where you at
whitefox124: look behind you (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
plainsummeresv: Oh.. lol. Hi lily.
whitefox124: ≧◡≦
plainsummeresv: Oh what the hell lotus, fucking bullshit.
blacklotusme: whhat?!
plainsummeresv: Youre suppose to be a fucking musketeer, not a damn mage
blacklotusme: what is wrong with a mage?! their cool dude
plainsummeresv: This isn't a part of the fucking role play you moron.
blacklotusme: soo??? we can be.. the two musketeers and one mage
plainsummeresv: That doesnt even make fucking sense.
blacklotusme: it makes perfect sense
plainsummeresv: uh, no it fucking doesn't you moron. How the hell are we suppose to role play this now.
whitefox124: order order ＼(●~▽~●) settle down boys. This role play can still work (｡◕‿◕｡) plus there isn't anything wrong with making our own story up.
blacklotusme: see, lily always baking me up here.
whitefox124: you know what, I'm actually going to change my class too. I'm going to be...
plainsummeresv: You guys fucking suck. Lets just go to the arena and fight other players or something. this role play is over.
blacklotusme: yea sure man that works
whitefox124: I'm going to be a barbarian. ( ಠ◡ಠ )
blacklotusme: heey thats a good choice lily me gurl. barbarians are great and the more damage they take the stronger they get.
plainsummeresv: are you guys fucking ready?
whitefox124: I'll be barbarian of snow. good element choice, i am i right?
blacklotusme: you know i would of had a snow staff for you.. if it wasnt for someoneeeee cough plain cough
plainsummeresv: What?
plainsummeresv: Dude it was your fucking fault for giving me a snow staff instead of a sun sword, you shouldn't ever trust me you moron.
blacklotusme: I will freaking remember that next time >:(
whitefox124: guuys, let's go let's go. (☉∀☉) I have bed time soon! ●﹏●
plainsummeresv: alright follow me.
whitefox124: wow.. holy crap these guys are good! ಠ益ಠ
plainsummeresv: What the fucking hell man
blacklotusme: holy crap dude they own so many rare items. i bet you they paid for all those stuff. i freaking hate mmos that are pay to win >:(
plainsummeresv: dude quit your bitching and come with me.
plainsummeresv: Okay man, we are going to do a sneak attack on these guys. Their the same level as us but just equip with better items. We should be able to knock one down and 2v1 the other.
blacklotusme: sounds good to me
plainsummeresv: one for all
blacklotusme: and all for one!
plainsummeresv: one... two... three.. GO!
plainsummeresv: Well we fucking died. good game.
blacklotusme: there we go again. want to run in the battle field as level ones and try to kill him?
plainsummeresv: Sure, why the hell not. I don't care.
whitefox124: uhhh.. guysss a little help! THEIR CHASING ME NOW! (◉Д◉)
blacklotusme: we died
plainsummeresv: Yeah, and we died again.
whitefox124: omg... help please!! they trapped me!
whitefox124: NOOOOOOOOOO. FUUCK! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
whitefox124: NOOO FUCK THIS ┻━┻ ︵ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
whitefox124: (ノÒ益Ó)ノ彡▔▔▏FUCK THAT
whitefox124: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻FUCK THOSE TOO
whitefox124: ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) oh... guess what? FUCK THAT TOO (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
whitefox124: (┛❍ᴥ❍)┛彡┻━┻ FUCK THIS THING IN PARTICULAR
whitefox124: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ fuck all these. all for one and one for all bullshit.
whitefox124: i need some fucking water, brb ★~(◡︿◡✿)
plainsummeresv: What the fuck was her problem.
blacklotusme: i dont fucking know man. dude this guy is loaded. he owns almost all the rares in the entire game! he's probably fucking living in a castle or something. imma see if i can party this guy.
plainsummeresv: The guy who killed us? Heck yeah man. See if you can get our items back.
"Rekting" Part . -1
Edwin, leaning back against he's chair with a sinister grin on he's face and preaching the word peasant as he violently murder virtual characters within an MMO online game. What a bunch of freaking noobs Edwin said to himself as he toke a sip of tea. Edwin was still in he's bathing robes and been quite distracted to change into he's former sleeping ware for quite a time now.
Maybe I should explain Edwin a bit more?
Very well, so I shall. Edwin is a 14 year old who spends he's time training to be the heir of the throne he may or never get. For now some annoying little sh- I mean, Alice the princess is next in line to take after her mother. You like knitted cloths, but you do not like knitting. You like egg omelets, but you do not like egg omelets. You like books, but you do not like reading them. You like the idea of ruling over other people. But.. You can't because some irksome girl is preventing that from happening! For now you plan to win her heart so that you may take your place as king. But that may be a long ass while. What a lame life you life. Sometimes you wish you could just shoot anyone with a high laser sniper like in those... What do you call them? The movie with the guy in the dark mask and voice like someone been smoking for 50 years. Their in space and stuff and.. never mind. The people of Alice's family been preventing you from getting to her. So for now you talk to her through the amazing internet. Or as you like to call it, the moronet. Because that is what it appears to filled with. Morons. Peasants.
Oh look, someone seems to be messaging you through this MMO you been rekting.
blacklotusme: hi
Hi? What a thoughtless and irresponsible thing to say, who the hell does this guy thinks he is talking to? Better give him a proper message to show him who is boss.
CrystalSkull: Your a noob.
Yes, haha.. that'll teach him. He should respect he's higher honors with dignity and respect. For every glop of air they inhale is a gift from us to them. See what I mean? A bunch of lame morons!
blacklotusme: yes i am, hey do you have buzzbee?
Buzzbee? Does he mean to be speaking of that good for nothing chat system some low life made and open to the moron public? Lammee.. At least he understands he's position. Most noobs on the internet don't seem to get that these days. Perhaps you may get buzzbee to have more successful chatting. The one you and Alice use can be a bit buggy at times. Yes, we shall investigate in this buzzbee further more another time. For now you shall get the username of this noob and he shall be first to get on your list of contacts..
CrystalSkull: What is your current username on Buzzbee.
blacklotusme: uhh it is the same as my in game now.
What a disgrace he is. A bunch of disgusting noobs. Very lammeeee
Many more updates to come. Wow you actually like this?
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