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Sonic-Kun loves to clogs drains

by Chris-Chan 1 review

Sonic and company love anal, Sonic is fucking gay, fuck his game FUCK THEM! Oops sorry this isn't gaming battlegrounds...

Category: Sonic the Hedgehog - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Vector - Warnings: [R] - Published: 2015-06-25 - 993 words - Complete

Once there was a hedgehog, he is blue, AND NOT A FAT FUCKING PLUMBER. He loves to go fast, but he's not very good in the 3rd dimension. One busy day after going fast--like usual--he felt a breeze in between his butt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you turned on yet you sick fuck? I mean--then he ran into a familiar foe...

DOCTOR COZAK I think that's how you spell it. And he was HORNY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You sick fuck. As Dr. Cozak removes his white--Oh I figured it's actually spelled Cosak--Sonic from the breaches of his "equator zone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

We have this Lenny face copied so it'll be used a lot. Sonic didn't care, he needed to fund his new "game" anyway he could. He blew off Eggman for bus money to come back to his beautiful home of taped together Sonic Lost World games. That fucking game sucked, I cannot believe I bought that shit, FUCK THAT GAME! Then Sonic grabbed his next clients cock, putting his rock hard dick in between his furry faggot teeth.
"Gotta go fast!" Sonic said as he started chocking.
"I don't pay you to fucking talk, you cunt." His client furiously said.
After Sonic was "going fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" he saw a glowing light at the corner of his fabulous taped house, it was getting repossessed. Sonic rushed to the courthouse at Sonic speed. DO YOU FUCKING GET THE JOKE?

'Cus I don't, then Sonic took out his cock "Don't take my house!" he screamed. "Why not?" Jesus Christ responded. "I know I haven't been able to pay my rent Sonic speed like I use too, but I promise you that you'll get paid." Jesus looks at the blue, mangy, sick hedgehog "You have lied, you better hope you ask God for forgiveness." "No, I mean it Mark Hamill, I will pay rent!" Jesus looks in utter disgust "Fine, I'll let you get one more month! But, if it's not paid in--did you call me Mark Hamill?" "I don't know the cast of Saved by the Bell well, so sorry." Jesus stutters "W-well you have a month or it's your HOUSE!"
As the week went by and Christmas day appeared. Black santa (Snoop Dogg) appeared from the "green house." "Yo Fizzle muh wizzle" said the eager Dogg Snoopp. "OH my God! It's Charlie Sheen from Saved by the Bell!" Sonic goes on Black Santa's lap "Fizzle muh shizzle wizzle weed?" "Yes Santa, it is good to see you too, but I need help..." Sonic said helplessly. "shizzle mizzle drizzle smoke dah fizzle nizzle naw wat i meen?" "Yes I do, Black Santa, I cannot believed you actually put it in there!" Snoopp Dogg replys "Wizzle dizzle, snizzle.." he looks at a dictionary for once "On I meant what is it?" Sonic looks up "I need a job before this month is over before I lose my house to some dirty mexicans! As Snoopy Doge flew away BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING HIGH, GET IT? He said one last thing: "Smoke Weed Everyday. U GIT 2 B DAH PLUMBBER U ALWAYS WANTED 2 B." Sonic's eyes twinkled "THANK YOU CHARLIE SHEEN!"

Sonic is now a plumber! Yay. Cool. And today is Sonic first day as a PLUMBER! HE gets a call almost immediately. "Hello, is this-a Sanic the hurcheg?" "OH fuck no." Sonic shivers. "It'sa me THE PERSON WHO IS YOUR GREATEST ENEMY. MARIO!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHH oahahahaa, eeeeeeee bleh cleh cleh cbleh, ERRRRRRRRKKKKKK!" Sonic said like a bitch. "Don'ta worry I just needa BIG... STRONG... ANTHRO HEDGEHOG TO HELP ME!" "Oh k den" Sonic replied "Good meet me a my house at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Sonic wrote down whatever the fuck that is and bolted off... Sonic then opens the door to a dark house. It smells of nothing but semen. DON'T ASK HOW SONIC KNOWS! Sonic drops his toolbox because he felt something grab him! The light flickers on in a sudden. Mario in his mushiee boxers holds Sonic captive, but not for ransom money... but for the one thing he is good sex. Mario grabs the blue ass of Sonic and smells the two fingers he dug in there. He smiles and licks his weird pedo-mustache. Sonic not phased because this isn't his first time, agrees to it. His kawaii eyes shimmered...his mouth ajar from the stache' then rubs on his dick. Now I will tell what his first time getting his furry dick. Sonic took off Mario's mushiee boxers, shit stain covered draws for Sonic to smell. Sonic smells it. Inhale, Exhale... Mario joins Sonic in the journey he is perusing. Sonic opened his eyes half-way to see Mario licking where his balls once been. Sonic did the same. Mario flipped Sonic on his back and pissed all over his sweet, small, sexy, sweaty body. Sonic slurped up the piss and spat some into Mario's mouth and drank the rest. Mario took a mean shit all over Sonic's extended dick, and ate some like a animal. Sonic rubbing his intense dick,spat all over his shit-covered dick and let Mario suck the rest. Mario opened his hairy ass cheeks and let Sonic lick his shit-covered ass, Sonic now rubbing harder gets his other hand and rubs Mario's semen riddled cock all over his blue face. Sonic in a submissive pose opens his tiny ass cheeks for Mario's monster sized cock to enter, before that Sonic says, "Go ahead big boy. Do it..." Sonic now sweating and fighting to keep the cock in screams in pleasure and in pain, rings fall in out of him. Sonic took a ring and put Mario's dick in it, and sucked like it was his last Popsicle in his mother's freezer. Mario and Sonic ready too clim-

Then this story was removed from this gay fucking site because it was "unfitting" in this storm of furry fag shit. But Sonic did become a very successful bereavement coordinator, what ever the fuck that is and Mario went to jail. The end.
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