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Spoofing Who
3 reviewsThis is a joke. I love Who, and this is my way of showing it. Well, one of MANY. This was made to make my little sister laugh. It worked. :) Each part consists of however many episodes, and they...
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ROSE - 1X1
Nine: Hello!
Rose: What?
Nine: I said run.
Rose: Did not.
Nine: Did too, so run!
She does. Then...
Rose: What's goin on, here?
Nine: Nuthin'.
Rose: You're a liar. I wanna hear everything so tell me everything now.
Nine: Everything now.
Rose: Wow. Deeeep.
Nine: I can feel this round ball we call Earth spinning too. Then if you let go... whoops. Go boom. So stay away from me and you not go boom.
He disappears.
Rose: Huh?
Rose then runs home, then sits on couch.
Rose: Mum, you're a liar. You said you'd fix--
Looks through cat door.
Nine: Hello.
Rose: Hello.
Suddenly she is attacked by the Autonized arm.
Nine gets out his sonic screwdriver and it stops attacking Rose, and then he and Rose fall into the coffee table and it breaks.
Nine: Oops.
The Doctor runs out the door, but Rose follows him, and then Mikcey runs in.
Mickey: I have become Autonized. Aha!
Suddenly the Doctor pulls Rose outside and into the TARDIS.
Rose: Well oh my goodness. It's bigger on the inside.
Nine: Yup.
They exit the TARDIS and are in front of the Nestene Consciousness.
Nine: I'm not gonna kill ya, I just wanna talk.
Two shop dummies grab him.
Nine: I wasn't going to use that vial of anti-plastic I swear!
Rose: I don't have A, B, or Z levels but I got the bronze in Gymnastics and muffin making!
She swimgs from a rope and knocks both dummies and afore mentioned vial into the Nestene Consiousness.
Nine: Whoa.
Rose: You couldn't have done this without me and you know it too.
Nine: Okay. Wanna come with me? The TARDIS travels in space, and ooh, whaddya know, it travels in time, too.
Rose: Okay. Bye Mickey. I'll see you in 12 months. People will think you murdered me but that's alright because you won't be arrested and I'll be back in a year so bye!
She waves.
Mickey cowers.
Mickey: He's an alien!
Nine: Darn right! does a happy dance
Rose runs into the TARDIS.
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The End Of The World - 2X1
Nine: Where to you want to go?
Rose: The future.
Nine: Cool. Future's always cool. What future?
Rose: Far!
Nine: Okay, not this, nope, that that either, or this, or this, or that, or... aha! Yay! claps hands
Rose; Where are we?
Nine: The end of the world and, oop. That's not supposed to happen!
Rose: What?
Nine: I dunno! grins
Steward: Who the--
Nine: Shut it. I'm the Doctor is this is Plus One. Eh. I mean Rose Tyler. Shut it.
Cassandra: Aha! I am going to have you all killed!
Rose: Everything is happening so fast!
Nine: I know! Fantastic!
Rose: I could go for some chips.
Nine: Me too. Bye!
Cassandra: I'm melllting.... oops. No. Wait. Mo-
Cassandra explodes.
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The Unquiet Dead - 3X1
Sneed: Aha! Another dead one! The stiffs are at it again!
(Ghostly scream)
Rose: It's Christmas, 1860 and it only happens once!
Nine: Actually it's 1869. Whoops!
Rose: I don't care I don't care I don't care!
Nine: Cardiff.
Rose: Oh.
Charles Dickens: What sort of phantasmagoria is this?
Nine: The fantastic kind. And oh my goodyness are you Charles Dickens!?
Charles Dickens: Yes.
Nine: I'm your most awesomest and biggest fan, like, EVER!
Charles Dickens: But... huh?
Rose: Help me I've been kidnapped!
Nine: I have to save my friend!
Charles Dickens, whom from now on will be referred to as CD: Step on it, buddy!
Meanwhile,
Gwyneth: I see her! She's going to see a very good man. Live in Cardiff!
Sneed: Okay, let's get her. Aha! Now we have both her and this girl who has seen too much!
Rose: Help! Heeeelp!
Doctor drop kicks the two zombies.
Nine: Aha! I'm the Doctor, by the way, and this here's Rose, my plus one.
Rose: That's not what you're supposed to say.
Nine: Oops.
Geltha: We are the Gelth. Pity the Gelth.
Gwyneth: Okay my angels. Oh, crap. I have to die now. See you in Torchwood.
Nine: But you won't. I'm not in that.
Rose: Or me. I'm in another----
Nine: Spoilers, Rose. Shut it.
Rose: Oops.
CD: How long will my books--
Nine: Forever and goodbye.
CD: Later!
_________________________
To Be Continued...
Nine: Hello!
Rose: What?
Nine: I said run.
Rose: Did not.
Nine: Did too, so run!
She does. Then...
Rose: What's goin on, here?
Nine: Nuthin'.
Rose: You're a liar. I wanna hear everything so tell me everything now.
Nine: Everything now.
Rose: Wow. Deeeep.
Nine: I can feel this round ball we call Earth spinning too. Then if you let go... whoops. Go boom. So stay away from me and you not go boom.
He disappears.
Rose: Huh?
Rose then runs home, then sits on couch.
Rose: Mum, you're a liar. You said you'd fix--
Looks through cat door.
Nine: Hello.
Rose: Hello.
Suddenly she is attacked by the Autonized arm.
Nine gets out his sonic screwdriver and it stops attacking Rose, and then he and Rose fall into the coffee table and it breaks.
Nine: Oops.
The Doctor runs out the door, but Rose follows him, and then Mikcey runs in.
Mickey: I have become Autonized. Aha!
Suddenly the Doctor pulls Rose outside and into the TARDIS.
Rose: Well oh my goodness. It's bigger on the inside.
Nine: Yup.
They exit the TARDIS and are in front of the Nestene Consciousness.
Nine: I'm not gonna kill ya, I just wanna talk.
Two shop dummies grab him.
Nine: I wasn't going to use that vial of anti-plastic I swear!
Rose: I don't have A, B, or Z levels but I got the bronze in Gymnastics and muffin making!
She swimgs from a rope and knocks both dummies and afore mentioned vial into the Nestene Consiousness.
Nine: Whoa.
Rose: You couldn't have done this without me and you know it too.
Nine: Okay. Wanna come with me? The TARDIS travels in space, and ooh, whaddya know, it travels in time, too.
Rose: Okay. Bye Mickey. I'll see you in 12 months. People will think you murdered me but that's alright because you won't be arrested and I'll be back in a year so bye!
She waves.
Mickey cowers.
Mickey: He's an alien!
Nine: Darn right! does a happy dance
Rose runs into the TARDIS.
_________________________
The End Of The World - 2X1
Nine: Where to you want to go?
Rose: The future.
Nine: Cool. Future's always cool. What future?
Rose: Far!
Nine: Okay, not this, nope, that that either, or this, or this, or that, or... aha! Yay! claps hands
Rose; Where are we?
Nine: The end of the world and, oop. That's not supposed to happen!
Rose: What?
Nine: I dunno! grins
Steward: Who the--
Nine: Shut it. I'm the Doctor is this is Plus One. Eh. I mean Rose Tyler. Shut it.
Cassandra: Aha! I am going to have you all killed!
Rose: Everything is happening so fast!
Nine: I know! Fantastic!
Rose: I could go for some chips.
Nine: Me too. Bye!
Cassandra: I'm melllting.... oops. No. Wait. Mo-
Cassandra explodes.
_________________________
The Unquiet Dead - 3X1
Sneed: Aha! Another dead one! The stiffs are at it again!
(Ghostly scream)
Rose: It's Christmas, 1860 and it only happens once!
Nine: Actually it's 1869. Whoops!
Rose: I don't care I don't care I don't care!
Nine: Cardiff.
Rose: Oh.
Charles Dickens: What sort of phantasmagoria is this?
Nine: The fantastic kind. And oh my goodyness are you Charles Dickens!?
Charles Dickens: Yes.
Nine: I'm your most awesomest and biggest fan, like, EVER!
Charles Dickens: But... huh?
Rose: Help me I've been kidnapped!
Nine: I have to save my friend!
Charles Dickens, whom from now on will be referred to as CD: Step on it, buddy!
Meanwhile,
Gwyneth: I see her! She's going to see a very good man. Live in Cardiff!
Sneed: Okay, let's get her. Aha! Now we have both her and this girl who has seen too much!
Rose: Help! Heeeelp!
Doctor drop kicks the two zombies.
Nine: Aha! I'm the Doctor, by the way, and this here's Rose, my plus one.
Rose: That's not what you're supposed to say.
Nine: Oops.
Geltha: We are the Gelth. Pity the Gelth.
Gwyneth: Okay my angels. Oh, crap. I have to die now. See you in Torchwood.
Nine: But you won't. I'm not in that.
Rose: Or me. I'm in another----
Nine: Spoilers, Rose. Shut it.
Rose: Oops.
CD: How long will my books--
Nine: Forever and goodbye.
CD: Later!
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To Be Continued...
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