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Five household gadgets Yamino-san will NEVER order
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Five household gadgets Yamino-san will NEVER order
1. Mail Order Russian Bride
What does he need one for anyway? He likes cooking and cleaning, and keeping busy makes him feel useful and needed. Besides, Master Loki doesn't like borcsht.
2. Penis Pump
He is already the biggest snake there is anyway.
3. Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager
If Master Loki needs his shoulders rubbed, Yamino is sure he can do the job better than some silly pink vibrating stick.
4. EeeZee Super Tasty Bread Maker
He is very doubtful about the claim that anyone can just throw in flour and water and yeast and wait for a tasty loaf of bread to magically appear, and besides, he finds the process of mixing the ingredients and kneading the dough relaxing.
5. Roomba
He thinks that they are very cute and handy, and really wanted to have one, but he still remembers the one Roomba he had bought that had hummed happily up to Thor's shoes from under the table. The Roomba hadn't survived Thor's startled response. At night, sometimes, he can still hear the clatter of broken pieces falling off and the dying whine of the broken Roomba, and see the LED blink and fade away.
1. Mail Order Russian Bride
What does he need one for anyway? He likes cooking and cleaning, and keeping busy makes him feel useful and needed. Besides, Master Loki doesn't like borcsht.
2. Penis Pump
He is already the biggest snake there is anyway.
3. Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager
If Master Loki needs his shoulders rubbed, Yamino is sure he can do the job better than some silly pink vibrating stick.
4. EeeZee Super Tasty Bread Maker
He is very doubtful about the claim that anyone can just throw in flour and water and yeast and wait for a tasty loaf of bread to magically appear, and besides, he finds the process of mixing the ingredients and kneading the dough relaxing.
5. Roomba
He thinks that they are very cute and handy, and really wanted to have one, but he still remembers the one Roomba he had bought that had hummed happily up to Thor's shoes from under the table. The Roomba hadn't survived Thor's startled response. At night, sometimes, he can still hear the clatter of broken pieces falling off and the dying whine of the broken Roomba, and see the LED blink and fade away.
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