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VH1 Dating Naked Episode 3 - Well only at that point, the first season of Dating Naked has finished. But the good news is, it's been renewed for a sec
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VH1 Dating Naked Episode 3 - Well only at that point, the first season of Dating Naked has finished. But the good news is, it's been renewed for a second season! So we'll get to see more embarrassing naked first dates, more nude sports and possibly more naked wedding(s)? Here's my review of episode 3, which will be a particular one because it resulted in a suit (more on that later).
In this episode, we meet 28-year-old Diane from Ny and Keegan, 26, from Pennsylvania. Both only came out of 5 year long relationships and are ready for new love.
The two strip down due to their date, which is one little part of the show that I Have never liked. It's like they can't show the private parts on TV, so instead they hone in on the private undergarments to make it a little more lascivious. This episode is kind of an exception, but there is generally a little too much concentrate on the undressing.
Diane and Keegan meet naked and the awkwardness is palpable. Diane is intimidated by how quite Keegan is. They speak, assess each other out a bit and carry on to go on their romantic spear fishing date. Putting on snorkel gear and stabbing fish? What could be more romantic!
I don't believe this is what Katie bargained for when she requested a "ride or die kind of guy." Image: VH1 Naked Dating
Keegan nabs a miniature fish that did not deserve to die. Diane on the other hand, gets the enormous catch worth cooking (or trying to anyway). They relax on a boat with some wine and make an effort to get to understand each other. But for all the things about how being naked takes down borders, Keegan does an excellent job of keeping his up. Diane makes the attempt but he definitely doesn't need to open up.
Diane's second date is with Dan. Dan is clearly nervous and chats away as though silence might kill them both. Compared to Keegan, Dan is an open publication. He continues to discuss nonstop as they go paddle boarding. The two of them sat on one single paddleboard. Diane is turned off by his chatter, but after warms up to his gentlemanly manners.
She remarks on how well endowed Keegan is and that it is nice to know this upfront. She's incredibly comfortable being naked and thinks nothing of it. So we have our first case of male arousal on the show! No full-on erections but he does get just a little aroused. Jessie does not seem to care and is actually flattered to believe that she had something to do with it.
They toss around a football while the mud is drying and then Jessie playfully tackles him. That is where it all went wrong as far as blurring the genitals go. For one split second when this episode first aired, the blurring tech (I only made up that title) missed a place. Jessie's vulva and anus were exposed for all to see.
While we all understand this isn't really authentic, showing so may help win her 10 million dollar suit that she is brought against VH1's parent company - Viacom (in addition to two other production firms). In her suit, she maintains that this split second mishap resulted in her going through intense psychological distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment. She agreed to get naked on reality television in front of camera teams together with the remaining part of the world, but a crotch shot .
In accordance with an article in the NY Post, Jessie got made fun of on the Internet and her grandma is most likely crazy. She is also promising that a new flame never called her back after the episode aired, ruining any chance they might've otherwise had for a long term relationship.
That's truly the sign of an actual ideal partner one that would a dump a girl because her crotch showed up on TV for a second. But funnily enough, the fact that she went on a naked dating show trying to find love wasn't the supposed issue in the slightest.
And now back to the nude daters. After their second dates, everyone meets at the villa for some alcohol and socializing in the pool. Keegan finds that Dan is a straightforward target for his aggression and strong-arm him. He brags to Jessie that he would've made Dan cry in high school. Thankfully, Jessie isn't impressed.
Third dates Diane notes how it's been increasingly simpler to get naked with each date. Many players throughout the season made the same observation. This is additional proof that social nudity is no big deal after an incredibly short time!
For her third date, Diane meets Scott who isn't quiet like Keegan or too talkative like Dan. He might be just right. However, he really said to the camera which he's going to rock out with his cock out. As a side note, nudies should not use that phrase, ever.
Their date is horseback riding on the sand. Scott is a bit worried about his testicles. While his balls are fine, Diane believes his behind looks unflattering in the saddle.
Keegan's third date is a little more eventful. He meets Katie - a crass woman buying a ride or die type of guy. They go zip-lining nude. Katie, at one point, desires to experience the rush of riding in tandem. They go down together. Katie's face hits a stopping block. End of date.
That night at the villa, things go well till Katie shows up. She's now sporting a black eye and lots of fury towards Keegan. Eventually everyone calls it a night except Scott and Katie who drunkenly make out. Scott seems to realize this hook-up is a bad idea and runs away when she visits the bathroom.
Next up it is decision day! Diane and Keegan must select who they would like to continue dating. Diane rejects the two jocks and picks Dan. Keegan selects Jessie who's less than enthused about dating him again but accepts anyway.
Katie, unsatisfied with how things turned out, confronts the host of the show, Amy Paffrath. She asks Amy, are you currently gonna get nude? (Valid question?) Then Katie says, You and I should go on a date. Katie curses out VH1 and gives em all the finger. A pretty fitting ending to episode 3 of Dating Naked.
In closing I just want to make a short comment on how the show portrays bodies. It does feature different body types, but most are slim toned muscular. They could definitely even it out with bigger bodies.
On the other hand, I like that you can see everyone's imperfections (despite the blurring). You can see who has cellulite (most women do), where their body fat lies, and some of the so called imperfections that make everybody unique.
Overview of the actual VH1 Relationship Nude: Episode 3 by -Young Naturists and Young Nudists America FKK
In this episode, we meet 28-year-old Diane from Ny and Keegan, 26, from Pennsylvania. Both only came out of 5 year long relationships and are ready for new love.
The two strip down due to their date, which is one little part of the show that I Have never liked. It's like they can't show the private parts on TV, so instead they hone in on the private undergarments to make it a little more lascivious. This episode is kind of an exception, but there is generally a little too much concentrate on the undressing.
Diane and Keegan meet naked and the awkwardness is palpable. Diane is intimidated by how quite Keegan is. They speak, assess each other out a bit and carry on to go on their romantic spear fishing date. Putting on snorkel gear and stabbing fish? What could be more romantic!
I don't believe this is what Katie bargained for when she requested a "ride or die kind of guy." Image: VH1 Naked Dating
Keegan nabs a miniature fish that did not deserve to die. Diane on the other hand, gets the enormous catch worth cooking (or trying to anyway). They relax on a boat with some wine and make an effort to get to understand each other. But for all the things about how being naked takes down borders, Keegan does an excellent job of keeping his up. Diane makes the attempt but he definitely doesn't need to open up.
Diane's second date is with Dan. Dan is clearly nervous and chats away as though silence might kill them both. Compared to Keegan, Dan is an open publication. He continues to discuss nonstop as they go paddle boarding. The two of them sat on one single paddleboard. Diane is turned off by his chatter, but after warms up to his gentlemanly manners.
She remarks on how well endowed Keegan is and that it is nice to know this upfront. She's incredibly comfortable being naked and thinks nothing of it. So we have our first case of male arousal on the show! No full-on erections but he does get just a little aroused. Jessie does not seem to care and is actually flattered to believe that she had something to do with it.
They toss around a football while the mud is drying and then Jessie playfully tackles him. That is where it all went wrong as far as blurring the genitals go. For one split second when this episode first aired, the blurring tech (I only made up that title) missed a place. Jessie's vulva and anus were exposed for all to see.
While we all understand this isn't really authentic, showing so may help win her 10 million dollar suit that she is brought against VH1's parent company - Viacom (in addition to two other production firms). In her suit, she maintains that this split second mishap resulted in her going through intense psychological distress, mental anguish, humiliation and embarrassment. She agreed to get naked on reality television in front of camera teams together with the remaining part of the world, but a crotch shot .
In accordance with an article in the NY Post, Jessie got made fun of on the Internet and her grandma is most likely crazy. She is also promising that a new flame never called her back after the episode aired, ruining any chance they might've otherwise had for a long term relationship.
That's truly the sign of an actual ideal partner one that would a dump a girl because her crotch showed up on TV for a second. But funnily enough, the fact that she went on a naked dating show trying to find love wasn't the supposed issue in the slightest.
And now back to the nude daters. After their second dates, everyone meets at the villa for some alcohol and socializing in the pool. Keegan finds that Dan is a straightforward target for his aggression and strong-arm him. He brags to Jessie that he would've made Dan cry in high school. Thankfully, Jessie isn't impressed.
Third dates Diane notes how it's been increasingly simpler to get naked with each date. Many players throughout the season made the same observation. This is additional proof that social nudity is no big deal after an incredibly short time!
For her third date, Diane meets Scott who isn't quiet like Keegan or too talkative like Dan. He might be just right. However, he really said to the camera which he's going to rock out with his cock out. As a side note, nudies should not use that phrase, ever.
Their date is horseback riding on the sand. Scott is a bit worried about his testicles. While his balls are fine, Diane believes his behind looks unflattering in the saddle.
Keegan's third date is a little more eventful. He meets Katie - a crass woman buying a ride or die type of guy. They go zip-lining nude. Katie, at one point, desires to experience the rush of riding in tandem. They go down together. Katie's face hits a stopping block. End of date.
That night at the villa, things go well till Katie shows up. She's now sporting a black eye and lots of fury towards Keegan. Eventually everyone calls it a night except Scott and Katie who drunkenly make out. Scott seems to realize this hook-up is a bad idea and runs away when she visits the bathroom.
Next up it is decision day! Diane and Keegan must select who they would like to continue dating. Diane rejects the two jocks and picks Dan. Keegan selects Jessie who's less than enthused about dating him again but accepts anyway.
Katie, unsatisfied with how things turned out, confronts the host of the show, Amy Paffrath. She asks Amy, are you currently gonna get nude? (Valid question?) Then Katie says, You and I should go on a date. Katie curses out VH1 and gives em all the finger. A pretty fitting ending to episode 3 of Dating Naked.
In closing I just want to make a short comment on how the show portrays bodies. It does feature different body types, but most are slim toned muscular. They could definitely even it out with bigger bodies.
On the other hand, I like that you can see everyone's imperfections (despite the blurring). You can see who has cellulite (most women do), where their body fat lies, and some of the so called imperfections that make everybody unique.
Overview of the actual VH1 Relationship Nude: Episode 3 by -Young Naturists and Young Nudists America FKK
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