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Seven arts of self-defence
6 reviewsOr, What to do when an unsuitable yet importunate suitor comes courting. It's another tragic, doomed romance. There is no tentacle pr0n here.
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Seven arts of self-defence
(#) lolaraincoat 2005-06-23
A surprising, sweet story. I like your resourceful Neville! And it's always good to see the Squid in action. The writing seems minimalist -- it's more of a sketch than a tapestry -- but there's nothing wrong with that.Author's response
Thank you. I was a little uncertain about posting it because I wrote it as a joke, so I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)Seven arts of self-defence
(#) Ithilwen 2006-04-05
I'm pretty sure that Gillyweed is Mediterranean, but other than that, le heh.
Author\'s Response: Thank you! (Darn, I was hoping no one would notice... would you buy a Squid On Vacation?)Seven arts of self-defence
(#) VampireGirl 2010-01-12
Awww... I feel so sorry for the giant squid. However, if anyone ever meets Neville, tell him I don't care about any of those other people either! ;-)
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