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Case one - Gloop
(Augustus get sucked up the chocolate tube)....
CHARILE- "MR.WONKA! IS AUGUSTUS OK!?!?!?!?"

WONKA - " WHAT DO YOU THINK, DUMBA$$! HE GOT SUCKED UP A TUBE AND WILL PROBABLY SUFFOCATE, WHAT DO YOU THINK!"

(BOAT WITH MISTERIOUS "NOT ENOGUH SEATS FOR THE GLOOPS" ENTERS)

(Violet turns into a blueberry)

Wonka - "Welp, we're having smoothies at the end of the tour!"

Mike Teavee - "I'm calling the police."

(Veruca goes down the shoot)

Charile - "What the Hell! Your a child murdering nightmare!"

(Mike get shrunken)

Charlie - "I'm not sure I like being the sole survivor of a child massacre.."

(Glass elevator blasts through the ceiling)

Wonka - "You know, Charlie? do you know what happen to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted?"

Charlie - "What?"

Wonka - "I killed him, and took all of his stuff."

(Charlie proceeds to report wonka to the police, and Wonka was sentenced to life in prison for child massacre.)