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I was on my way home from school looking for many normal things, but suddenly, I got took down by 800 whoopee cushions. REAL funny, (I'm being sarcastic :|) Then I heard a annoying laugh. I looked behind and all I saw was a girl with brown hair with braces wearing a skirt with a squirting flower, it was also on her shoes too. She just kept on laughing. "Ok, come on, not funny! That was so annoying!!!" Then I had lips on mine, I fell to the floor. "What are you doing, dude?" I said. All she could do was just kiss me even harder. MMM M!!! I screamed. "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!" Then I just ran away.


What happened to my personal life?