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The Mythos Mysteries: God

by BobParr 1 review

God

Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2021-02-17 - 114 words - Complete

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"TODAY! I AM A GOD!
"Ha ha, you skin dummy have no arm!" Adrian laughed at God 4 and then proceeded to drink mustard.
God 4 grabbed Adrian by the neck and said: "I IS YOU!"
Adrian slapped God 4 out of the way and then nuked the ground around him.
"I NEVER UNDERSTOOD!"
"I DIDN'T EITHER!"
In an attempt to mock the other, they both collided in a dance of fists.
They weaved about like coke on the stand, in an earthquake.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Adrian collapsed on the ground, the same one that he nuked, and perished.
God 4 coughed up blood, fell to his knees, and collapsed on a sharp rock. God 4 was out of the business.
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