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Vampires Make Jake Sick

by BobParr 0 reviews

Jake is sick of vampires.

Category: Humor - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Parody - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2021-02-26 - 108 words - Complete

"I am sick of vampires," Jake said.
"THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Yelled Vampire Dave.
"Then I will sing," Jake proclaimed.
Jake then started singing Black Smoke Rising by Greta Van Fleet.
"I HATE GRETA VAN FLEET!" Vampire Dave yelled at the storm of his lungs.
Jake, still singing, dance forward and spun a stake into Vampire Dave's funny heart.
Jake, all the while still singing, then stepped stakes into Vampire Dave's face, butt, and crotch in a flurry of grace.
As Vampire Dave started to diminish, Jake continued flowing the song from his throat.
Vampire Dave, the last of the Daves who were vampires, withered into dust.
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