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Chapter 1: Rising Tensions

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Ukraine feeling too much stressed and pressured from Russia, desires for some time with America to let it all out. Unfortunately, Russia was secretly involved in the affair between Ukraine and Amer...

Category: Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Parody,Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2022-02-23 - Updated: 2022-02-23 - 668 words

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Chapter I - Rising Tensions

The year is 2022. Warnings have been set off in Europe of a potential invasion of Ukraine. The recent buildup of the Russian military has raised concerns from NATO and the United States. Ukraine despite her potential to hold off over 100,000 Russian troops wouldn't be able to stop the full wrath of Russia. UN is also concerned about the disruption of global peace caused by the ever-growing inevitable crisis in Ukraine.

UN: Guys, we can't let this happen!
USA: Russia has a few tricks up his sleeve on Ukraine.
NATO: We must act with swift and severe defense against the war-mongering Russia!

Then Russia broke the conversation.

Russia: You guys are stupidly scared conspiracy theorists! I have no intentions on stealing Ukraine. However, I don't want to see Ukraine being part of your capitalist alliance.
USA: You can't make us leave! Ukraine is our crucial point and has been since 2014.
Russia: Fools! That's when you've stolen my precious girl nearly eight years ago!
NATO: There's nothing you can do. Ukraine won't be with you any longer.
Russia: BLYAT!! I should have invaded Ukraine years ago!
USA: We will not tolerate your hegemonial plan to occupy and annex Ukraine.
Russia: Ukraine was my girlfriend! You are just a evil mastermind who has conquered most of Europe with nothing but capitalism!
NATO: You can propagate as much as you like but no one will believe in your shitshow anymore.

The arguement continued like this and no resolution was made as a result.

Meanwhile in Ukraine's room

Ukraine: America?
America: Ukraine, you are safe with us. There are already several of NATO members ready to assist you in case of a war.
Ukraine: But what about Russia?
America: Yes. Russia is unfortunately going to invade you at some point but we will try our best to handle them if that happens. First off a few serious slaps of economic sanctions will make the Bear shut up.
Ukraine: And if that doesn't work?
America: If Russia thinks we are toying him with sanctions, then we will seriously go military if he continues with the invasion.
Ukraine: Is there another way to avoid the war?
America: No. Russia is a very serious person and problem in the world currently. Nations like him would definetly invade without any problem if we didn't intervene. Life isn't fair and so are the politics.
Ukraine: Uh, America...
America: Yes?
Ukraine: W-will you die for me? Ukraine said in a cute voice

America feels confused but blushes a little

America: Eh, you see... I am a superpower and I'd die fighting in anyone's name.
Ukraine: So yes?
America: Yes, indeed. Then America kisses Ukraine on her lips relieving Ukraine from her stress from Russia.
Ukraine: And I would be willing to be part of NATO.
America: Hehehe. Now have some good sleep and I'll see you tomorrow.

America slowly leaves Ukraine's room with a blush on his face after he just kissed Ukraine face to face. Russia was severely pissed off while he was spying on America and Ukraine and decided that it's now or never. Ukraine was having the best night in years.

NATO: Being romantic on Ukraine aren't we, Mr. America? NATO was also involved
America: No need to spoil the fun. This is what Russia is truly scared of.
NATO: Yeah right. Now let's go.

NATO and America leave but suddenly, Ukraine flashes from behind. America and NATO were surprised to see her intensely hug America.

Ukraine: Oh, America. I can't stop thinking about you ever since you've kissed me.
America: Oh my. Ukraine you are quite attracted to me like a magnet is to a metal.
Ukraine: I just want one more kiss before going to sleep.

Ukraine proceeds to kiss America one more time. The second kiss was even longer and as Russia observed it from far away unnoticed made him even more angry and pissed off at America.

Ukraine: Hehehe. See you my love!

End of Chapter I
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