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My stori of livin wit edward! hearts!

ok ok sooooo 2day i was like going to SCKOOOL! and then and then and theN (i type umm im so excited haha so like i type i type like this becase im EXCITED!)
and then wen i got to school there was he was there

my math teacher

and so i waslked up to him and wass was swas umm wass LIKE!

"hayyy! that math homework STUNK ahaha"

and he wazzzz lieke "oh."

ok LOL

anyway now it's luncht ime and ummm

he walked upt o me and was like
"my n ame i s"

sorrylemem etry agian

"sorry my name"

wait fuck i mean

"Hello, young beautiful swan. I am a gorgeous rock hard oat statue of marble with a chiseled chest and a very square jaw."

and i was like

"SQUEEE!" (but on da inside lol)

o i was like
"haha."
andhewaslike

"may name asisw

hhops

whoops!
"my name is Edward"

and then i was like

"oh"
AND THEN A Big Bang HAPPENED

it was thunder outside the SKOOOL!
so i fainted

DUN DUN DUN

chapter 2...